HAWAIIAN PUNCH

Man Who Smells Like Burnt Broccoli:  Do you want a Hawaiian Punch?
Man From Frozen Lake Who Smells Like Burnt Broccoli With Cheese:  Oh yeah, I want a Hawaiian Punch.
Man Who Smells Like Burnt Broccoli:  Here is your Hawaiian punch.
Man Who Smells Like Burnt Broccoli punches Man From Frozen Lake Who Smells Like Burnt Broccoli With Cheese.
Man From Frozen Lake Who Smells Like Burnt Broccoli With Cheese:  Thank you for the Hawaiian punch.  Do you want a Hawaiian punch?
Man Who Smells Like Burnt Broccoli:  I want a Hawaiian punch.
Man From Frozen Lake Who Smells Like Burnt Broccoli With Cheese punches the Man Who Smells Like Burnt Broccoli.  I enter the room.
Me:  What the Hell are you doing?
Man Who Smells Like Burnt Broccoli:  My buddy and I are giving each other a Hawaiian punch.
Man From Frozen Lake Who Smells Like Burnt Broccoli With Cheese:  Oh wow, is it painful.
Me:  Hawaiian Punch is a beverage, not a physical attack.
Man From Frozen Lake Who Smells Like Burnt Broccoli With Cheese:  I don't care.  It's still painful.
And as I'm lost in thought in the Autumn, here are some photos of Jessica Lowndes.