WRITE IS RIGHT

Yes Kat Dennings, that is called a pencil.  People use it to write down stuff when the computer is broken.

And after figuring out what a pencil is for the first time ever, Kat Dennings encountered a guy who seriously needs to get beaten to a pulp for his crimes against women.

WHITE

It's hard to wear an all-white outfit.  It's so easy for an all-white outfit to get stained.  All too often a person starts a day with an all-white outfit and it gets badly soiled by the end of the day.  There's too much opportunity for dirt, food stains, mud and assorted other stains to get into the all white outfit.  And what normally be covered up with clothes of any other color becomes obvious when it's staining an all-white outfit.  Gwyneth Paltrow some managed to wear an all-white outfit without it getting stained.  I'm not sure how Gwyneth Paltrow manages to wear an all-white outfit without it getting stains all over the place, but she managed to pull it off.  Some people have all the luck.