PRETTY LITTLE LIARS TELLING YOU TO STAY IN HIGH SCHOOL WHILE THEY'RE BUSY MAKING THEIR ESCAPE FROM THAT SAME EXACT SORT OF THING

And here we have Ashley Benson and Shay Mitchell (Part Filipino, part Spanish and part Irish/Scottish) trying to explain why it's never a good idea to drop out of high school (Despite having made friends with people who brag about creating a power point slide show with a dance music soundtrack that convinced the parents to let her do exactly that sort of thing).  Ashley Benson is telling kids don't drop out of school despite the fact that she never attended elementary school, junior high or even high school because she was too busy pretending to be Jack Deveraux and Jennifer Horton's daughter on the daytime soap opera Days of Our Lives from age ten to age nineteen from 1999 until 2008.  Shay Mitchell is telling kids don't drop out of school despite the fact that she never attended elementary school, junior high or even high school because she was too busy finding employment as a fashion model and an actress in Bangkok, Thailand; Hong Kong, China; Barcelona, Spain and Canada (Her native country of birth) at the time.

HEAVY METAL

And today was the day that Vincent Damon Furnier aka Alice Cooper got the chance to meet Lisa Loeb.  The two had a wonderful conversation and each other's company on what turned out to be a pleasant and delightful afternoon.  And when Vincent Damon Furnier aka Alice Cooper convinced Lisa Loeb to abandon her previously scheduled plans to hang out with him for a few more hours, he was amazed how quickly she agreed to his suggestion.  All he needed to do was to ask.  It was as simple as that.  And it was so easy to tell her all of his problems in graphic detail because she was more than capable of listening than any other woman on Earth.  Always remember never to leave out any detail so that Lisa can understand Vincent's concerns.  It was always Lisa's primary job to be his sounding board and closest confidant.  And that alone made life so much better.