Tuesday, August 9, 2011

ELEVEN YEARS AFTER THE BIG EVENT











































































And here are some photos of Emily Osment. She was the younger sister of Haley Joel Osment (The dude who saw dead people on THE SIXTH SENSE). She was on HANNAH MONTANA. She played a supporting role on SPY KIDS---ISLAND OF LOST DREAMS and a cameo appearance on SPY KIDS---GAME OVER.

As for me, I'm still unemployed. Though I can't afford movie theater tickets, I'm wondering how a seventh installment of the PLANET OF THE APES series got approved. I'm sure you've heard about the PLANET OF THE APES. Essentially, it's about talking forest creatures seeking revenge for unethical mistreatment of laboratory animals by overthrowing the entire planet Earth. Thus reducing humans to the status of pet animals and promoting animals as the superior species. Let's see, PLANET OF THE APES, BENEATH THE PLANET OF THE APES, ESCAPE FROM THE PLANET OF THE APES, CONQUEST OF THE PLANT OF THE APES, BATTLE FOR THE PLANET OF THE APES, PLANET OF THE APES---THE TELEVISION SERIES, PLANET OF THE APES (The Reboot), RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES. Honestly, it's sad and pathetic that movie humans would be having this much trouble with movie pet animal monkeys. It shouldn't be this easy for a movie pet animal monkey to overthrow the entire United States Government. Plus, it would be rather insulting that the actual United States of America couldn't overthrow the Ayatollah in Iran, but a movie pet animal monkey overthrew the Ayatollah in Iran within the span of a few hours. I think the movie United States Government should draft the movie pet animal monkeys as part of it's pet animal edition of the Delta Force. Imagine how short wars would be if we allow movie pet animals do the fighting instead of the actual humans. There is one question I have. Is the movie pet animal monkeys in RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES capable of talking like humans? The movie pet animal monkeys were able to talk like humans in the rest of the PLANET OF THE APES series. Yes, that's not scientifically realistic, but movie world runs on it's own weird logic.

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