THE QUEST TO GO ON A QUEST

So you wake up.  Hello morning.  What a calm and peaceful morning.  Prepare some breakfast.  Munch.  Munch.  Munch.  What a delightful and tasty breakfast.  Wash the dirty dishes.  Scrub.  Scrub.  Scrub.  And here comes a few assholes.  The assholes starts to pick a fight with you.  This is the part of the story called the call to adventure.  Now you must embark on a quest to resolve a problem that the assholes and their intrusion have caused.  The call to adventure to embark on a quest might be a cross country quest.  Or the call to adventure to embark on a quest could be right in front of your front door.  And the quest continues until the climatic finale where the quest reaches the highest and most exciting moment where the problem is resolved.  And just in time for dinner.  Prepare some dinner.  Munch.  Munch.  Munch.  What a delightful and tasty dinner.  Wash the dirty dishes.  Scrub.  Scrub.  Scrub.  And now it's time to watch some television before getting some sleep.  And life slows down---Until the next call to adventure to embark on a brand new quest arrives on your front doorstep the next day.  The life of a hero is never truly done.
And as I'm lost in thought about fictional stories about embarking on a quest, here are some photos of sexually seductive Caucasian South African beauty Charlize Theron.