Wednesday, October 12, 2011

KRISTEN STEWERT FIGHTS AGAINST CHARLIZE THERON TO SAVE SEVEN MIDGETS

So Charlize Theron plays an Evil Queen with no name who rules over a dictatorship. The Evil Queen with No Name is invincible. The only weakness in her tough battle ready armor is midgets. The Evil Queen with No Name is unable to fight against or defeat midgets. So the Evil Queen with No Name goes overboard on a midget killing genocide murder spree. It was her hope that if her kingdom is rid of midgets forever, her kingdom will last forever. This is where Kristen Stewart comes in. She's the disowned illegitamite daughter of the Evil Queen with No Name who was kicked out of the dictatorship. The magic mirror preferred her over the Evil Queen with No Name. So Snow White must rally the Midgets of the kingdom into a fighting force to battle and overthrow the Evil Queen with No Name. So begins a fairy tale land super-hero team composed of midgets. You might call it Midget Force. The few. The tough. The brave. The under two feet tall. Here are some photos from the film Snow White and the Huntsman.  Oh yeah, Chris Hemsworth as the Huntsman is also in this film, but it's Kristen Stewart and Charlize Theron who is much more interesting.










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