AVRIL LAVIGNE GOT MARRIED ON THE DAY YOU SLIPPED AWAY

Well if the Gentle Reader was still hoping for an arranged or spontaneously fallen in love wedding with Avril Lavigne, it's too late.  Perhaps it was because of a personality defect displayed by the Gentle Reader.  Or perhaps this was going to happen regardless what the Gentle Reader has done.  Whatever the case, it's too late.  Avril Lavigne is no longer a single woman.  But rather, she married spouse number two named Chad Kroeger (Lead singer of the rock band Nickelback).  And now that the wedding vows and the wedding rings has been exchanged, it's time for Avril Lavigne to start enjoying her life as happily married woman in the married bed she's sharing with Chad Kroeger.