THE TELEPHONE CALL

The telephone rings. 
I answer the telephone.
Hello.
No answer. 
Hello.
No answer.
Silence on the other end.
Hello.  I repeat that word at least ten times in half a dozen types of voices (Most of which were kind of silly, but the person on the other end of the telephone probably doesn't require a serious type of answer anymore).
Silence on the other end.  The Person on the Other End of the Telephone Line hangs up.
Wait a few minutes.
The telephone rings.
I answer the telephone.
Hello.
No answer.
The person hangs up.
This has got to be the coolest telephone call I ever had with another person.
And as I'm lost in thought as the telephone rings again, here are some photos of Elsa Hosk.