A CONVERSATION

There are three people standing in front of a house.
Real Estate Agent:  Here is a great house for you to purchase.
Person in Need For a House:  I didn't see the interior and I already hate it.  Where is the front lawn?  Where is the grass?
Real Estate Agent:  It took forever to sell the property.  In order to pay off the bills, the front lawn and ninety percent of the soil was sold to pay off the bills.  Yeah, it's a farm, but do you really need soil to grow crops in the farm?
Person in Need For a House:  I would like to think that soil will be needed to grow crops in a farm.  A front lawn will be needed for the farmhouse.
Real Estate Agent:  The property also comes with a Serial Killer who's impossible to defeat.
Wife of the Dude in Need For a House:  We'll take it.
And as I'm lost in thought in the Summertime (Or close to it), here are some photos of Gwyneth Paltrow.