ME: I certainly am.
CONSTANTLY DRUNK DUDE: I punched my wife in the jaw so hard that her jaw fell off. Then while my wife was being wheeled to the hospital, I got drunk at the tavern. Then I drank while intoxicated while my wife got surgery in the hospital. I don't know which hospital she's being treated in because she filed a restraining order against me. But that's ok, I bribed the police and the courtroom judge to look the other way.
ME: Why are you telling me this? I'll only tattle about this on the Internet slam page, Instagram and livestream for the sole exclusive purpose of making you look bad.
CONSTANTLY DRUNK DUDE: Because I'm a glutton for punishment. I'm off to get drunk so I can drive while intoxicated. Wrecking cars is fun when I can get away with it.
And so I watched as the Constantly Drunk Dude walked off. I frowned as I walked down the street.
And as I'm lost in thought in the Autumn after the snow has fallen from the ground, here are some photos of the following individuals...
Analise Hoveyda
Alissa White-Gluz---The third lead singer of the heavy metal band Arch Enemy
Astrid Smeplass or simply Astrid S
Aurora Aksnes or simply Aurora
Becky Gomez or simply Becky G
Hannah Ferguson
Jess Glynne
Ed Sheeran and Jess Glynne
Joey King and Sabrina Carpenter
Kiara Saulters or simply Kiiara
Laney Madsen
Jesy Nelson, Leigh-Anne Pinnock, Jade Thirlwall and Perrie Edwards aka Little Mix
Melissa Benoist as Supergirl, Grant Guston as the Flash Volume Two Version, John Wesley Shipp as the Flash Volume One Version and Stephen Amnell as Green Arrow also known as Arrow in the latest episode of the Flash Volume Two Season Five
Melissa Benoist
Nicole Scherzinger
Rita Ora
Sabrina Carpenter
Sammi Hanratty
Stefanie Scott
Ariadna Thalía Sodi Miranda aka Thalia
Thalia and her record producer spouse Tommy Mottola (He also co-owns Casablanca Records)
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