Thus the entire United States of America has cried out in unison that they want more photos of Kristen Bell. The Prophet of the Lord thought it over and has done as requested. Now the Prophet of the Lord was often drunk, smoked pot, got stoned on LSD and was addicted to plastic surgery. Since the Prophet of the Lord was a party animal who threw the coolest beer keg parties of all time, he was laid back, relax and cool to hang out with. The Prophet of the Lord had close to twenty wives and had close to a hundred children born out of wedlock. The Prophet of the Lord recorded dance music. It's when he tried to record country music albums that he started to self-destruct from drugs, alcohol and female prostitution addiction disorders. The Prophet of the Lord went from working fast foot to owning a television studio overnight by following a simple ritual. The United States of America was in trouble though. The United States of America cried out in unison that they wanted Sarah Palin and the alleged so called Tea Party to rescue them all. The Prophet of the Lord first had sex with a female hooker before he cried out, "Have you all lost your mind. What could Sarah Palin do that Barack Obama couldn't do instead? I shall refuse to do as you command!"
Now this is the part of the story where a huge event arrives that changes everything forever. The planet is forever changed by an energy wave that forces a severe attitude change. At the heart of the Overnight Turning Point Energy Wave was the Prophet of the Lord who got stoned on crack cocaine. When the Overnight Turning Point Energy Wave has finished sweeping across the entire planet, nothing will be the same again. The first thing the Prophet of the Lord has done once the Overnight Turning Point Energy Wave has finished rewriting established continuity forever was to....
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