Friday, July 15, 2011

SATURDAY IS TOMORROW




























And now I shall offer photos of Rose McGowan. As for me, I'm trying to figure out what inspires a woman to say yes to a chance to perform in a horror film. Does she tell herself, "Yes, most horror films is an insult to women, but the last woman standing always gets to destroy the Serial Killer." Yes, that may be true, but only the Serial Killer gets to appear in the sequel. More often then not, the Last Woman Standing role is normally recasted. It doesn't matter if the previous Last Woman Standing never actually died. Plus, if the Last Woman Standing actually had that much strength needed to destroy the Serial Killer, why does she always wait until all her friends are dead before actually doing so. I guess you're not supposed to think too deeply about certain types of horror films. Plus, you have to wonder about the stupidity of the horror film Serial Killer. Here he is in a building or cluster of buildings filled with the sexiest women on the planet. Here's the Serial Killer's chance to get laid. Instead, he chops up the women with a hatchet or a very sharp weapon. Why? Most horror films never bother to tell us. I guess it's just another variation of Ed Gein. Most serial killers are variations of Ed Gein anyway.
One question never gets answered about horror films. These idiots know that the haunted house (0r cluster of haunted houses) has an impossible to kill Serial Killer living inside it. They could go somewhere safer, but they always go to the haunted house instead. Why doesn't somebody surround Camp Crystal Lake with a barbed wire fence? As much as I enjoy going camping in the forest, certain portions of Camp Crystal Lake still creep me out. Oh yes, why is Jason Vorhees, from the FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH series, dressed like a hockey player in the middle of the forest in the summertime? I never figured that out.

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