cleveland854321: LIGHT BULBS VERSES TORCHES

Thursday, March 21, 2013

LIGHT BULBS VERSES TORCHES

Is a lightbulb better than a torch? Is a torch better than a lightbulb?
1. Well for starters, you can turn on a lightbulb by flipping the switch. You can only ignite a torch with flamable fluid and some fire.
2. A lightbulb lasts longer than a torch. A torch only lasts as long there's something to fuel the fire.
3. A lightbulb doesn't burn the house down. A torch will burn the house down if not attended to because everybody in the house is sleeping.
4. Anybody can use a lightbulb. Only an idiot would leave a torch in the hands of children or the mentally ill.
5. If a lightbulb that's been lit up falls to the floor (Yeah, I know it's improbable because the darn thing needs to be screwed in) and a broom will be needed to sweep it up. If a lit torch falls to the floor, the whole house will go up in flames.
6. A lit lightbulb is safe with curtains. A lit torch will set curtains on fire.
7. A person soaking in gasoline can touch a lightbulb without harm. A person soaking in gasoline will go up in flames if such a person touches a torch.
And so with the above and more in mind, it's better to use a lightbulb than it is to use a torch.
And as I'm lost in thought while eating a taco, here are some photos of the following celebrities.

Saoirse Ronan

Jake Abel, Diane Kruger, Max Irons, Saoirse Ronan

Open Road Films' Tom Ortenberg, Actors Jake Abel, Diane Kruger, Max Irons, Saoirse Ronan, and Producer/ Novelist Stephenie Meyer

Producer/novelist Stephanie Meyer, actoress Saoirse Ronan, director Andrew Nicol, actors Max Irons, Diane Kruger, Jake Abel and executive Jason Cassidy