OLIVIA WILDE'S FAILED ATTEMPT TO BECOME QUEEN OF ENGLAND

And so Olivia Wilde traveled to Anaheim, California.  And while in Anaheim, California, Olivia Wilde traveled to Disney Land.  And while enjoying all the rides and amusements in Disney Land, Olivia saw the sword in the stone.  And naturally, she tried to pull Excalibur from the stone.  The Gentle Reader knows the legend.  Whoever pulls Excallibur from the stone gets to be King or Queen of England.  Well, Olivia Wilde never pulled the Excallibur, so she'll have to be a mere Hollywood actress for a little bit longer.  Oh well, such things happen.

I guess Olivia Wilde isn't good enough to carry and use the legendary sword Excalibur.  I guess she'll have to sit back while some other lady takes her place in line.  Gosh darn the luck.