RAIN INSTEAD OF SNOW

1. I'm not sure if it's supposed to snow. 2. If it was supposed to snow today, somebody forgot to tell GOD that because it's raining instead. 3. It's not cold enough to rain even if GOD wanted snow to fall instead. 4. And so because one of the Angels of the Lord failed to get the memo properly, rain fell instead of snow. 5. And you can imagine the anger GOD felt when rain fell in Cleveland, Ohio instead of rain. 6. And the Angel of the Lord was stoned and drunk couldn't respond to GOD's anger properly. 7. So GOD asked the Angel of the Lord why rain fell instead of snow. 8. And the Angel of the Lord responded something about Global Warming. 9. And so GOD roared that there's no such thing as Global Warming because there's no mention of it in the Holy Bible. 10. And the Angel of the Lord responded that the Holy Bible makes no mention of telephones, computers, airplanes and automobiles and yet those machines exist too. 11. And so GOD struck down the Angel of the Lord and sent him to Hell just as Global Warming destroyed the Earth of anybody in a position to worship GOD. 12. And thus was the end of the Christian Faith.
And as I'm lost in thought as the planet Earth slowly dies from Global Warming, here are some photos of rock star and actress Emily Osment (The sister of Haley Joel Osment (The Dude who saw dead people---All the time in the film the Sixth Sence).