Abby said, "You know that I hate to disrupt what will be a really good practice, but I thought I saw an unauthorized person try to sneak into the Women's Locker Room. It might be a good idea for Ali and Ashlyn to check it out."
Ashlyn said, "Why am I always the first to check out an unknown trespasser? Why can't it be Christine instead of me." Ali faced Ashlyn and said, "You're always the first to be sent because you're the most important."
Ashlyn said, "Either that or I'm the most expendable." Ali said, "You can't keep thinking that way." Christine said, "I can check this out with Ali instead of Ashlyn." Abby said, "You're needed on the field to keep things from falling apart."
Ali said, "Of course I'm coming along."
Christine asked, "Are you sure I can't make it a threesome?"
Abby said, "You're much needed here on the filed."
Christine said with a groan, "I guess I'll stay here then." Christine faced Ali and Ashlyn before she added, "Sorry I can't join you two in the Women's Locker Room."
Ashlyn said, "It's probably nothing much anyway so I wouldn't worry about it."
Chistine said, "It appears as if practice is delayed while Ali and Ashlyn is checking something out."
Megan said, "I'm surprised the two of us wasn't sent in to help out."
Christine said, "The two of us probably would be sent in if things get too bad, but I doubt anything of the sort is ever going to happen."
Christine said, "Besides bras and panties you mean."
Megan said, "Oh Goddess, I hope it isn't that type of unauthorized intruder."
Megan said, "Yeah, I guess so."
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Mia Hamm's effort to take over the Dandelion Girls as the new and improved Supreme Commander is about to fail with all the Dandelion Girls following her dead and herself being murdered. She is about to lose one of the girls following her to a murder attack. Mia Hamm watched Goldfish Man enter the Women's Locker Room. Mia saw him, but he wasn't aware of her presence. 
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#18 Ashlyn Harris, #1 Hope Solo and #21 Alyssa Naeher walked side by side across the field towards the Broken Glass Champion. Ashlyn was number one on the list. Hope Solo was number eleven on the list. Alyssa Naeher was number fifteen on the list. Goldfish Lad isn't on the list.
Hope asked, "What the Hell are you doing here?"
Goldfish Lad replied, "I thought you girls are already dead."
Hope replied, "Mia Hamm made you thought that us girls are dead. It's all part of a scheme to avenge the girls who are permanently killed. I guess it's your unlucky day."
Goldfish Lad said, "Or it's my lucky day since I have to defeat all three of you girls."
Ashlyn said, "Oh please, as if you ever stood a chance against us girls."
Alyssa said, "Ashlyn alone could defeat you without any effort with a minimal effort. I'll do so with two more girls helping me though."
Hope said, "All three of us girls can fight you right now."
Goldfish Lad said, "I only need to fight one of you since it only takes one of you to defeat me. Choose which of you gets to fight me first."
Alyssa said, "So you expect Hope and Ashlyn to just stand there while I beat up and kill you."
Goldfish Lad replied, "If you want to fight me first, then Hope and Ashlyn will have to stand there and watch while we fight each other."
Ashlyn faced Alyssa before she said, "You don't have to agree to this."
Ashlyn said, "Us girls can allow this challenge to go unanswered if it leads to us girls getting wiped out one by one."
Alyssa said, "Oh please, as if that will ever happen."
Goldfish Lad said, "I'm getting impatient. One of you girls better fight me to the death right now."
Hope said, "I'll do it if Alyssa refuses to do it."
Alyssa said, "It's ok, I'll fight the jerk."
Hope said, "There we go. I knew you would agree."
Alyssa said, "You're not doing so well. Do you want me to stop?"
Goldfish Lad said, "That's not necessary, I'll defeat you soon enough."
Hope said, "You should never have done that to Alyssa. Ashlyn and I are about to tell you why."
Ashlyn said, "Hope and I will enjoy beating you up together."
Hope said, "Fine, I'll attack you myself if that's what you want."
Ashlyn said, "I'd feel better if us girls did it together."
Ashlyn said, "I don't want to end up being the first of the twenty-three girls to die."
Hope said, "Nothing of the sort is going to happen."
Ashlyn said, "I'm not as confident as you are."
Goldfish Lad said, "Come on Hope, it's time to prove to Ashlyn how hopeless it is to assume that both of you girls has a chance at survival."
Ashlyn said, "I changed my mind. We don't need to fight each other."
Goldfish Lad replied, "We need to fight each other."
Megan said, "Hey look, I wasn't even part of the argument you were having with Alyssa, Hope and Ashlyn. So don't go looking for a fight against me."
Goldfish Lad said, "It's too late. You're already on the list of girls who needs to be killed. Now I must follow through and kill you."
#9 Mia Hamm approach #20 Abby Wambach.
Mia said, "Don't let that jerk dance circles around us girls. Us girls are stronger than that."
Abby said, "Don't worry Mia, I'll assemble a team of girls to deal with this problem now."
Abby said, "I can't agree with you more on this."
#7 Shannon Boxx, #20 Abby Wambach, #18 Ashlyn Harris, and #3 Christie Rampone stood side by side as their continued survival distracted Goldfish Lad from his need to kill Mia Hamm. And for that reason alone, all four girls needs to die. Shannon Boxx is number eight on the list. Abby Wambach is number nineteen on the list. Ashlyn is number one on the list. Christine is number twenty-two on the list.
Abby said, "I don't know what us girls have done to provoke this much homicidal anger against us, but us girls needs to shut it down right now."
Christine said, "Which is why Ashlyn agreed to be the first of us four girls to attack Broken Glass Champion."
Ashlyn said, "Please don't make me the first girl to attack and try to kill Broken Glass Champion. I nearly died the last time I tried to kill him and the next time he attacks me might be the fatal killing blow that kills me."
Shannon said, "It doesn't matter which of us four girls attacks and tries to kill him first because all four of us girls will be attacked and nearly killed if you fail to attack and kill him a second time and end up getting yourself killed a third time he attacks you."
Ashlyn said, "Then perhaps we should attack Goldfish Lad as a four girl unit."
Abby said, "I'll kill you myself if you don't attack Goldfish Lad first."
Ashlyn said with a groan, "Fine, if you insist."
Ashlyn said, "I'd be more enthusiastic if there wasn't the potential for this much fatalities against us girls. It would've been better if us girls escaped justice while we still could."
Shannon said, "I refuse to allow a bunch of girl hating jerks chase me away. Us girls needs to fight back while we still can."
Abby said, "I'll never live with myself if I escaped justice without fighting Goldfish Lad to the death."
Christine said, "I feel the same way as Abby. We need to stay and fight that creep while we still can before us girls are wiped out one by one all the way down to zero."
Goldfish Lad punched Christine and she doubled over in pain. Christine punched him twice before she kicked him three times.
Ashlyn said, "I thought you had this creep under control?"
Goldfish Lad said, "She had this creep under control before he knocked her friend unconscious."
Ashlyn asked, "Who was the friend that was knocked unconscious?"
Goldfish Lad said, "That girl happens to be you."
Goldfish Lad faced Christine. Christine tried to punch him and he blocked her blow. He punched her in the stomach five times before kicking her once. He punched her two more times.
Shannon said, "Well, that was unexpected."
Abby said, "Don't be so discouraged. It changes nothing. The two of us girls still needs to kill Goldfish Lad or die trying."
Abby said, "None of us girls died yet so there's still hope."
Becky Sauerbrunn approached Shannon Boxx and Abby Wambach.
Becky said, "You two girls look you need help."
Shannon said, "You came at a good time."
Abby faced Becky and said, "Either Shannon or yourself should attack first. I'll attack third once Shannon and yourself is knocked unconscious."
Shannon said, "We need a better strategy than the one you got."
Goldfish Lad said, "It looks like a good strategy to me."
Becky Sauerbrunn and Abby Wambach looked at Goldfish Lad. Both girls needs to be knocked unconscious.
Becky said, "I guess it's my turn to be knocked unconscious before you are knocked unconscious."
Abby said, "Don't fail me and get knocked unconscious. It will be impossible for me to survive if it turns out that I'm an easy girl to knock unconscious."
Abby said, "And we need to keep it that way."
Becky said, "But I'm still attacking Goldfish Lad first."
Abby said, "I'm doomed to watch you fall, but you'll never get to see me fall."
Alex Morgan snuck behind Goldfish Lad. He walked backwards and felt women's breasts pressed against his spine. He spun around and punched Alex in the stomach several times. Alex released a groan before she fell to the ground in a crumpled heap.
Alex slipped from Meghan's fingers and she lay down on the ground.
Meghan said, "Stay with me Alex."
Alex said, "You must attack and get yourself knocked unconscious to distract him from killing me."
Meghan Klingenberg, Morgan Brian and Carli Lloyd stood alongside each other and faced him directly. All three girls must be attacked and either knocked unconscious or murdered.
Meghan said, "Did you see what he did to poor Alex? He shouldn't be allowed to get away with it."
Carli faced Meghan before she said, "I agree. Either Morgan or yourself should attack him first. I'll attack him third. Then it's Becky Sauerbrunn and Abby Wambach turn to be attacked and knocked unconscious. It's still possible for Abby Wambach to avoid being knocked unconscious as long as all three of us is avoid being knocked unconscious. However, both Morgan and you need to die before Abby Wambach can be defeated and killed."
Meghan said, "Oh wow, that's a cheerful thought."
Morgan said, "That's the consequences of being born a cute and adorable girl."
Meghan said, "I suppose so."
Meghan said, "We can do this alphabetically instead of numerically."
Morgan said, "We can play rock, paper and scissors."
Goldfish Lad grabbed Meghan Klingenberg and tossed her against Morgan Brian causing both girls to fall down on the ground initially on top of each other before lying next to each other.
Time for Carli Lloyd to be attacked and knocked unconscious.
Carli looked at Goldfish Lad and she smiled. Goldfish Lad looked at Carli and he smiled.
Carli said, "I guess it's just the two of us."
Goldfish Lad said, "I'd rather either kill you or knock you unconscious. I must defeat you before you get the chance to escape."
Becky Sauerbrunn replied, "You got some help with this."
He grabbed Becky and he tossed her against Carli. Both girls fell on top of each other with Carli lying face up and Becky laying face down on top of each other. Becky rolled off of Carli and lay face up on the grass next to Carli.
Abby Wambach watched as all the girls she ordered to attack Gold Fish Lad were knocked unconscious one by one. All of her plans was falling apart. But she still had hope.
Meghan Klingenberg, Lauren Holiday and Christen Press approached Abby with enthusiasm and gusto. It's Goldflish Lad's job to ruin that enthusiasm and gusto by attacking and knocking unconscious all three of these girls.
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#11 Ali Krieger and #18 Ashlyn Harris are best friends and they do almost everything together. #18 Ashlyn Harris is number one on the list and #11 Ali Krieger is number eighteen on the list. They heard somebody entering the Women's Locker Room of the Soccer Arena and they chose to give the brand new arrival a warm and enthusiastic welcome the best way they know how. Ashlyn looked at Ali. Ali said, "I heard that you were successfully knocked unconscious."
Ashlyn replied, "It was an unfortunate setback that won't be repeated."
Ali replied, "It better now be repeated.
Ashlyn said, "I don't have a clue. I was hoping you would have the answer to that question."
Ali said, "I wish I had the answer to the question."
Ashlyn said, "The Women's Locker Room isn't a huge place. I check out the lockers and you can check out the shower area. We'll check back here in fifteen minutes."
Ali said, "Sounds like a plan to me."
Goldfish Man replied, "I killed you because you were number one on the list of girls who needs to die once and for all."
Goldfish Man said, "It's too late. I need to kill you."
#4 Becky Sauerbrunn approached and then stood side by side by #11 Ali Krieger. Becky is number two on the list of girls who needs to die and Ali is number eighteen on the list of girls who needs to die. Becky had no idea that the time for her to die has now arrived.
Ali said, "Ashlyn has vanished. I need you to make sure that she isn't legally dead." Becky said, "Why can't you check on Ashlyn?" Ali said, "Because I need to check out the shower stall area and Ashlyn was checking on the lockers. If Ashlyn is killed before she can complete her inspection of the lockers, then the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse has taken over the lockers area of the Women's Locker Room. If Ashlyn is legally dead, then you need to inspect the lockers area of the Women's Locker Room area to prevent that area from falling into the hands of the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse. The only way to stop you from doing so is to kill you." Becky said, "Don't worry, I won't let you down."
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