An important note to women reading this Internet blog---Always remove your shirt and strip to the least clothes possible anytime you're being chased around by somebody (Or something) so dangerous, that attacking him/her/it with a gun is necessary. The least clothes possible will either distract the enemy or make the viewer want to play with themselves. It's useless as a battlefield strategy, but always remember to keep the sexuality factor as high as possible (What? You actually think that somebody who acts like that would actually get hired as a forest ranger?).
I guess the bottom line is that you better run for your life from Danica McKellar because she looks as if she's about to seriously kick your ass six ways to Sunday (And back again). It's hard to believe that she once played Winnie Cooper on the television series the Wonder Years. I guess she had one Wonder Year too many before she snapped like a twig.
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