WAITING PATIENTLY FOR BLISS TO ARRIVE

Hayden Panettiere has been patiently waiting outside your apartent for you to arrive.  She wants to have make love to you.  She wants to have sex with you.  She's in love with you.  And she's waiting only for you to arrive.  Ah yes, you're the luckiest person in the whole wide world.  Ok, she never actually told you that she was going to be dropping by because she doesn't know your telephone number.  And she doesn't know when you'll be coming and going either.  And she's gambling that you're going to hav a positive reception to her waiting for you like this for hours and hours.  Still, it was worth the effort even if the effort turns out badly.