Monday, January 14, 2013

I'M THE WALRUS

Zero girls are legally dead, six girls left to kill.
And so it goes like this.  The day starts off in the morning (Just like it always have done in the past). First a shower and then breakfast.  Then it was time for Vanessa Hudgens and her sister Stella Hudgens to get some exercise by jogging six miles.  Vanessa Hudgens and her younger sister Stella Hudgens are in such a good mood.  Both women isn't aware that they're being followed by a girl hating serial killer who never loses a battle against the female gender.
And after their jog together, Vanessa Hudgens gave her younger sister Stella Hudgens a hug before going their separate ways.
Vanessa Hudgens left for Selana Gomez's house in her car while....
....Stella Hudgens went on a bike ride.
Cotton Sheets Lad fired an arrow from his archery weapon.  The arrow landed directly between Stella Hudgen's breasts.  Stella looked at her murderer with a blank expression before she fell off her bicycle dead.  Stella Hudgens is legally dead.
One girl is legally dead, five girls left to kill.
It took a while for Vanessa Hudgens and Selena Gomez to get into their elegant black tie ball gowns, get their hair done and their makeup perfected.  And now it's time for Vanessa Hudgens and her best friend forever Selena Gomez to depart for the Golden Globes Awards Ceremony (It's practically a legal holiday for the rich and famous of Hollywood).
Ariel Winter was the first of the surviving five girls to arrive at the The Weinstein Company's 2013 Golden Globe Awards After Party. At first, Ariel Winter had the perception that somebody violent and deadly was tailing closely after her. And she would spin around everytime she spun around to look behind her. And she would see nobody. It took a while for Ariel to finally relax when she became confident that she wasn't in any danger of being murdered by a girl hating serial killer in a crowded room full of girl hating troglodytes.
And the Cotton Sheet Lad wanted to murder Ariel Winter by stabbing her in the back from behind so badly.  However, she kept spinning around just when he was about to kill her.  And Ariel will never know how close she came to dying.
Upon arriving, by limousine of course, to the Golden Globes Awards ceremony, Vanessa Hudgens was delighted to see all of her friends.  Sarah Hyland, Vanessa Hudson, Selena Gomez, The Nameless Friend Ashley Tisdale and Josh Hutcherson
The Nameless Friend had to talk to somebody important and made his departure.  Soon, it was Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Tisdale, Josh Hutcherson, Selena Gomez and Sarah Hyland talked with each other for hours and hours and hours.
 
Josh Hutcherson ran off to talk to someby important and then it was just Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Tisdale, Selena Gomez and Sarah Hyland talking for hours and hours and hours.
Sarah Hyland ran off to talk to somebody important and then it was just Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Tisdale and Selena Gomez talking for hours and hours and hours.
Selena Gomez ran off to talk to somebody important.  Soon it was just Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale talking to each other for hours and hours and hours.
Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale saw Selena Gomez chatting up some guy they don't even know the name of. The Nameless Guy, Ashley Tisdale, Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens continued to make their way across the 14th Annual Warner Bros. And InStyle Golden Globe Awards After Party.
 
The Nameless Guy went one direction and Ashley Tisdale traveled in a different direction.  That left Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens alone with each other.
Ashley Tisdale wasn't looking where she was going.  She walked straight into a knife held by Cotten Sheets Lad.  Ashley Tisdale tried to fight back, but she was loosing too much blood.  It only took a few more minutes for Ashley Tisdale to lie down on the ground dead.
Two girls are legally dead, four girls left to kill.
Meanwhile, in another portion of the 14th Annual Warner Bros. And InStyle Golden Globe Awards After Party, Sarah Hyland is talking to her friends as she moves around the party with confidence and sophistication.  Sarah was in good spirits on that day.
She briefly made contact with Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens again. Selena Gomez, Sarah Hyland and Vanessa Hudgens talked for hours and hours.
Sarah Hyland thought she saw somebody important. So she separated from Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens to find that person. However, when she failed to find who she was looking for, she lot track of Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens too. So Sarah Hyland made her way through the party like a princess having the time of her life.
Sarah Hyland spotted her best friend forever Ariel Winter and the two women talked and talked for hours.  Sarah and Ariel had a lot of girl talk to catch up on between yesterday and today.
Sarah Hyland and Ariel Winter embraced each other before planning to part company.  Cotton Sheets Lad rammed a machette nearby Ariel's spine, through most of her vital organs, out between her breasts, in between Sarah's breasts, through most of her vital organs and out nearby her spine.  Sarah Hyland and Ariel Winter lay down dead on top of each other---Breasts on breasts and vagina on vagina.  Sarah Hyland and Ariel Winter is dead.
Four girls are legally dead, two girls left to kill.
Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens stayed close to each other throughout the party. Both women were having a really fun time.
Vanessa Hudgens thougth she saw somebody important and she seperated from Selena Gomez.  She lost track of the somebody important.  She also lost track of Selena Gomez.  Vanessa Hudgens frowned for a bit before she continued to make her way through the party.  She was confident that she'll locate Selena Gomez again.
Cotton Sheets Lad stabbed Vanessa Hudgens between her breasts fifteen times before she finally lay down dead.  Vanessa Hudgens is legally dead.
Five girls are legally dead, one girl left to kill.
Selena Gomez lost track of Vanessa Hudgens.  All of her efforts to find Vanessa Hudgens ended in futility.  Frustrated, but not ready to give up, Selena Gomez made her way through the party in search of Vanessa Hudgens and the rest of her girlfriends.
Cotton Sheets Lad stabbed Selena Gomez between her breasts fifteen times.  It only took a few minutes for the last suviving girl to lie down on the ground dead.  Selena Gomez is legally dead.
Six girls are legally dead, zero girls left to kill.

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