So the question goes something like this. If I was a comic book super-hero, what type of comic book super-hero would I be? It's kind of like asking if I were to have a protracted nervous breakdown, what type of protracted nervous breakdown would I have. I mean, all comic book super-heros are kind of the same. Comic book super-heros don't have any girlfriends nor any prospects of getting a girlfriend. Comic book super-heros isn't employed nor has any prospect for find employment. And if a comic book is employed (Or even worse wealthy) then such employer is both evil and being wealthy is even worse. Then the comic book super-hero becomes both impoverished and homeless and such destitution suddenly becomes heroic and fantastic. Comic book super-heros doesn't have any friends. Comic book super-heros are always whining and moaning about how horrible their life is. Comic books super-heros engage in twenty-two page long fist fights without any actual private investigation work (Except maybe Batman) and rarely any drama scenes. I would rather be a normal person standing on the sidelines watching the super-hero slowly melt down into the graveyard only to be replaced by a brand new bozo on a protracted nervous breakdown descent into hopelessness. I'd rather be a normal person disconnected from the world of super-heros because super-heros are much too gloomy, success phobic and sociopathic to be taken seriously anymore.
And as I celebrate my refusal to read comic books 100%, here are some photos of film actress Anne Hathaway as she celebrates the Golden Globes Awards.
Amanda Seyfried and Anne Hathaway
Anne Hathaway and Jessica Chastain
Anne Hathaway with Gabrielle Douglas and Alexandra Raisman
Anne Hathaway
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