In other news, Lindsay Lohan (Who I never met) was offered $550,000.00 to do Dancing with the Stars despite having massive unpaid taxes and being blacklisted by Hollywood for...
1. Being a difficult diva of an actress
2. Drug addiction
3. Drunk driving
4. Violating terms of parole and making enemies of her parole officer.
If I were advising Lindsay Lohan, I'd demand rather strongly that she accept the Dancing with the Stars gig because $550,000.00 is way too much money to possibly turn down. Who cares if it's $500,000.00 to do trash tabloid reality television. It's $500,000.00 closer to paying off her unpaid income taxes. Remember Wesley Snipes? He's now in jail for unpaid income taxes so this is a serious issue. If that isn't enough to motivate Lindsay Lohan to change her mind, how about this option. First, convince Ann Romney to change her mind and compete on the next season of Dancing with the Stars. Second, convince Lindsay Lohan to change her mind and compete on Dancing with the Stars. Third, have Ann Romney and Lindsay Lohan compete against each other on Dancing with the Stars. Oh yes, that should be a lot of fun. :)
And as I'm lost in thought in the falling snow, here are some photos of the following celebrities.
Lindsay Lohan
Jessica Alba
Carrie Underwood
Jessica Chastain
Claire Danes
Naomi Watts
Amy Adams
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