MATT DAMIAN'S REVENGE AGAINST JIMMY KIMMEL

For years, Jimmy Kimmel would end his late night talk show Jimmy Kimmel Live for failing to interview film actor Matt Damian.  After being snubbed for an interview spot on Jimmy Kimmel Live, Matt Damian snapped like a twig.  After holding Jimmy Kimmel hostage on his own show, Matt Damian took over as the host of what's now called Matt Damian Live

Matt Damian's successful takover of Jimmy Kimmel Live (Now called Matt Damian Live) was aided and abetted by Robin Williams and Andy Garcia.

And when Matt Damian had trouble with the opening monologue, he had Robin Williams do the opening monologue instead.

Dapper as ever, Jimmy Kimmel dresses to impress when going on a group date with Demi Moore, Nicole Kidman, Reese Witherspoon, Amy Adams, Sarah Silverman and Sheryl Crow.

Hitwoman, kidnapper and assasin Demi Moore wants a quick and simple kidnapping, killing nd disposing the corpse of late night talk show host Jimmy Kimmel.

Hitwoman, kidnapper and assasin Nicole Kidman has a precise plan in mind about kidnapping, killing and disposing the corpse of late night talk show host Jimmy Kimmel.

Matt Damian's sucessfull kidnapping attack against Jimmy Kimmel couldn't have worked out so well without the cooperation of Nicole Kidman.  Jimmy Kimmel sobbed, "No, no, no, I don't want to have sex with you."  Nicole cried out with happiness, "Tough luck, you're going to fuck me anyway.  Brahahahahahahaha."

 

Nicole Kidman, Gary Oldman and Amy Adams has a conferance with Matt Damian while taking Jimmy Kimmel hostage.

Nicole Kidman, Gary Oldman, Amy Adams, Reese Witherspoon and Demi Moore was part of Matt Damian's scheme to kidnap Jimmy Kimmel and take over his late night talk show.

 

 

Andy Garcia talks to fellow kidnappeer Demi Moore while she's riding her bike down the streets of New York City about how to kill and get rid of Jimmy Kimmel's corpse.

Gary Oldman, Nicole Kidman, Reese Witherspoon, Matt Damian, Demi Moore and Amy Adams with the doomed Jimmy Kimmel.

Sarah Silverman used to be very relaxed on the Jimmy Kimmel Show.  Jimmy Kimmel thought he could still rely on her assistance to rescue him from being kidnapped and killed.  After all, Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel were live in unmarried couple (Common law?) couple from 2002 to 2009.  Surely that should count for something---Right?

Jimmy Kimmel begged (His ex-common law wife?) Sarah Silverman to help save him from being kidnapped by Matt Damian, Robin Williams, Any Garcia, Nicole Kidman, Gary Oldman, Amy Adams, Reese Witherspoon and Demi Moore.  It turned out that his ex-lover Sarah Silverman was part of the kidnapping scheme too.  Perhaps she wanted more alimony payments.

Sheryl Crow loves to wear tight leather pants.  Sheryl Crow is cute, sexy and adorable while wearing tight leather pants.

Sheryl Crow was both band leader and aiding and abetting Matt Damian's kidnapping attack against the doomed Jimmy Kimmel with a wide smile on her face.

Matt Damians best friend Ben Afflect wanted to call the police to defeat  Matt Damian, Robin Williams, Any Garcia, Nicole Kidman, Gary Oldman, Amy Adams, Reese Witherspoon, Demi Moore and Sarah Silverman, but he was too much of a girlman to act upon his true feelings of loyalty towards the helpless and doomed Jimmy Kimmel.  Ben Afflect eventually sided with the kidnappers despite feeling sorry for the doomed Jimmy Kimmel.

Matt Damian really wanted to intervew Jimmy Kimmel, but he's sadly out of time.