TOASTED

YODA:  So you got this piece of bread.  The piece of bread is soft and mushy.  When you eat the soft slice of bread, it produces no sound.  You could easily squish the slice of bread into whatever shape you prefer.  So you take this piece of bread and you place it in the toaster.  Please don't squish the bread before putting it in the toaster though, because it won't work.  You could try the toaster oven after squishing it though.  The end result will be the same.  Anyway, you take this soft slice of bread and you place soft slice of bread into the toaster.  You push the lever down and after a few minutes the slice of bread pops back up.  Upon examination of the bread, you will notice that the bread is firm and solid.  You can still squish it, but it takes more effort.  The soft slice of bread has become dry and brittle.  When you eat the toasted slice of bread, it produces a crunching sound.
LUKE SKYWALKER:  What happens next?
YODA:  You eat the toasted slice of bread.
LUKE SKYWALKER:  How will this help me defeat and murder my biologic father Darth Vader?
YODA:  I don't have the vaguest idea.  I'm trying to teach you how to cook.  I never met anybody who could easily manage to burn a pot of water.

Anyway, while we depart from this missing scene from Star Wars and return to normal life, here are some photos of legendary rock star Alanis Morissette.