Wednesday, August 31, 2011


Is there anyway I could become a professional arm wrestling athlete. If so, what must I do to train for the next professional arm wrestling competition. Should I just arm wrestle other people until I win over and over again. I saw the movie Over the Top in which some dude suddenly became the best father in the world only because he became a champion arm wrestling athlete. I was thinking to myself, if I could win some professional arm wrestling games, I could win the Gold Medal for arm wrestling at the London Summer Olympic Games. Then I'll suddenly become a great father. However, I'm getting ahead of myself. First, I need a girlfriend. Second, I need to get the girlfriend pregnant. Then I'll finally become a father. Then I'll have to wait for arm wrestling to become a mega popular professional sport. Then after training for the next pro arm wrestling game, then I could work towards the Olympic Games. Sorry for the weird direction this interet blog is taking. I'm in a weird mood today.
It might be more realistic to look for minimum wage employment instead. I should also shoot for the goal of getting married and producing children too.

I tried to play the guitar. I wasn't taking my guitar lessons seriously. I tried to learn how to sing. I wasn't taking my singing lessons seriously. I pretty much tought myself how to write fictinal stories. I'm not sure if my fictional stories are any good, but it's a good form of recreation. It's always good to have a hobby.
If I became a sperm donor, then there's a chance I could become a father. Is there any sperm donor agencies I could get in touch with? I'm not sure how sperm donor agancies actually work.
What do you mean that McDonalds doesn't serve McPizza anymore? When did that happen. McPizza was McGood to eat.
And in this corner, we have photos of Kellie Pickler. As for my life, September is tomorrow. Good, I didn't misspell tomorrow. I was afraid that I would misspell tomorrow. Not that there's anything wrong with mispelling tomorrow. I'm used to misspelling words. Darn, I keep forgetting the world misspelling has two letters s. I don't know why I keep spelling misspelling with one s. Oh well, you learn and keep on going.
So here I am. I'm one day away from the month of September. I'm not sure what I'm going to do when September comes around---Aside from going job hunting again. There will be a need to go job hunting. It would be great to be employed again. It was never my plan to be unemployed for such a long time. Normally, I'm only unemployed for two weeks. However, with the recession, I've been unemployed nonstop from the end of February 2011 to right now. Actually, there was a brief two weeks of employment at KFC where I only earned $10.00 in post-taxes payroll before my job ended. I was never told that my job ended. I simply wasn't placed on the schedule after a certain point. Still, the future is ahead of me. There's no point in gloating about the past. I know I'll be employed again. It might take me a while, but I'll be employed again. I'm self confident in myself that I know that I have personality traits that are employable. I need the self-confidence in myself to keep filling out job application forms.
It would be great if I could win the lottery and become a millionaire. I wouldn't object to winning a million dollars overnight. Winning a million dollars would make my life easier. Since that hasn't happened yet, I shall keep filling out job application forms. Better days are ahead of me. I know that as a guarateed statement of fact.
Oh let's see, is there anyway I could misspell a few more words. It's getting harder to justify misspelling words since there's now spellcheck function on word processor. Livejournal also has spellcheck. Ooops, it's spellcheck, not shellcheck. Thankfully, I was able to correct that mistake. Blogger doesn't have much except highlighting the misspelling word in yelllow, but you have to figure out the correct spelling on my own. Like for instance, if I misspelled spellcheck and turned it into shellcheck, the world shellcheck would be highlighted in yellow. Blogger won't tell me that the correct way to spell shellcheck would be spellcheck. However, one could say that if I don't know how to spell spellcheck, then I have nobody to blame except for myself.
Ok, I'll admit it. I'm not sure if there's a point to this internet blog beyond being excuse to show you photos of Kellie Pickler. I do admit though that Kellie Pickler is a sexually attractive lady. Pretty girls like Kellie Pickler is one of the reasons why I'm listening to country music. I wasn't a huge fan of country music when I was attending high school, but I slowly got used to it. It's normally a good idea to have a multi-textured interest in music. A little bit of country, a little bit of jazz, a little bit of the blues, a little bit of folk music, some power pop music, some heavy metal music and some classical music. There's a little bit of everything in my compact disk collection. It's always a good idea to keep an open mind when purchasing music. Sometimes an album recorded by somebody that you never heard of can turn out to be one of the best albums of the year. I'm not saying that Kellie Pickler is obscure. Quite the opposite, she's one of the most famous women on the planet. However, it's always a good idea to also purchase albums recorded by people you never heard of before. Sometimes, a lesser known rock star can be one of the best rock stars on the planet. Also, take the time to purchase Kellie Pickler's albums too. Kellie Pickler also has recorded some of the best albums on the planet. Anyway, here I am. I'm typing away in the computer lab at the Cuyahoga County Public Library. I can't afford internet connection, so I'm using free interent use at the library. Yes, I visit the library almost every single day. Everybody should take the time to visit the library once a day. It's through reading books that you become a better, stronger and much saner individuals. Reading a book could be the best thing that you've ever done for yourself.
Should I purchase a lottery ticket. If so, what numbers should I use. How does anybody go about picking numbers to be used in the lottery. Should I just pick numbers at random. Oh, if only I had access to a time machine. Then I'll know tomorrow's winning lottery numbers today and become wealthy that way. Then again, that's the plot for Back to the Future Part II and we all know how successful that turned out to be. The only person who benifited from using time travel to cheat in the lottery was Biff Tannen and he almost destroyed the world. Darn the luck. I'm not about to destroy the Earth just to win the lottery. Oh well, I'm sure there's some other way to win the lottery. I'll need to think this through a little bit more. I'm sure I could come up with something.
Is it normal for my internet blog to be placed alongside the cute sexually seductive girl photo gallary instead of under it? I'm not complaining. It's rather fancy the way it's starting to appear. I'm starting to type unrelated paragraphs together just to see how long this is going to last. I'm running out of unrelated paragraphs to use.
Oh no, aliens from outer space dressed as comic book super-heros are attacking Cleveland, Ohio. That type of paragraph could only work if I had photos. Darn the luck.
Anyway, apple pie is a wonderful pie to eat. Blueberry pie is also fun to eat. Don't forget to place ice cream on the side and whipped cream on top. One of these days, I'm going to learn how to cook an apple pie. One of these days, I'm going to learn how to cook a blueberry pie. Apples and blueberries are fun to eat.


We have photos of Julianne Hough just for you. She's a country music performer who started out as a dance instructor in the first two seasons of the television show DANCING WITH THE STARS. As for me, the last time I attended a rock concert was 2009 when I still had my own apartment. I saw a joint concert of Reba McIntire and Kelly Clarkson. I wasn't able to attend any rock concerts recently. I was forced to move back in with my Biologic Mom due to economic necessity. Biologic Mom set a cerfew for 9:30 P.M.. Actually, 9:00 P.M. is preferred. There is a solution to this. 1. Find employment. 2. Ensure that the new job actually survives beyond either Christmas, Easter or both. 3. Repay all of my college tuition loans. 4. Rebuild the balance of my saving account. Then I'll be able to move into my own apartment. It's easier to attend rock concerts when I have my own apartment---Assuming I have the time, energy and the cash for such a thing.
When attending a rock concert, one should keep in mind that it's better to stay in the audience section. Without backstage access, side stage access, front stage access or any other sort of access, then it's better to stay in the audience section. Security guards have been hired for a good reason. It's a good idea to keep that in mind and work within the rules that has been given.