SHOES

Her shoelaces kept getting undone, but she's not worried.  Avril Lavigne paused for a few minutes to tie her shoelaces again. 

WORLD'S DUMBEST CRIMINALS CONTINUED...

Fifty year old Jeffery M. McMullen robbed an  AmeriServ Bank in Northern Cambria, Pennsylvania.  Bank tellers thought it was a joke at first because he only robbed the bank for $1.00.  Police are convinced that he robbed the bank on purpose because he intentionally wanted to be sent to a Federal Prison.  Police are thinking like that because there's no way any sane sensible rational person would rob a bank only for $1.00.  Then again, Jeffery M.  McMullen probably isn't a sane rational human being.  You can't buy much with only $1.00 anymore.