Let's see. What can you use a paper bag for? You can cut out two holes for the eyeballs and use a paper bag as a mask to cover the face. You can use a paper bag to carry groceries and other purchases. You can use a paper bag to carry yard waste such as dandelion weeds that have been ripped out of the ground and needing to be carried away by the garbage truck. You can't use a paper bag to carry liquids unless the liquid is in a sealed spill proof container. You can't use a paper bag to carry something soaking in liquid unless it's also sealed in a spill proof container. Or you can save the paper bag for a special occasion. You may never know when a paper bag might come in handy so it's good to have a paper bag around just in case. I no need for a paper bag. Not yet at any rate.
And as I'm lost in thought about life and humanity, here are some photos of Kristen Stewart.