It's Springtime Gentle Reader and you know what that means. Yeah, it's true that I'll be needing to mow the lawn. I can't have people walking past or into the home that I'm living in and seeing a horrible mess. Oh no, such a thing is unthinkable. And this year, I'll be needing to be more committed to lawn mowing than ever before. Because if I don't mow the lawn, then nobody else would. And I don't want to grass to grow too long. Maybe I'll let you play around with my lawnmower as if it were a toy when I'm finished mowing the lawn. But you'll understand if I'd rather you treat a toy like a toy instead of treating my lawnmower like a toy. What happens if you hurt yourself while playing with my lawnmower like a toy? What happens if you break my lawnmower while playing with my lawnmower like a toy? Perhaps I'll let you play with my lawnmower like a toy if I have more money at my disposal. But lawnmowers isn't a toy and I'll need my lawnmower to mow the lawn with. I'm not trying to be rude and I hope the Gentle Reader will understand. Oh darn it, the Gentle Reader just chopped off a hand while playing with somebody else's lawnmower as if it were a toy. Here comes the ambulance. Gosh darn the luck.
And as I'm lost in thought during the opening days of Springtime, here are some photos of Alexa Chung.