cleveland854321: WHAT IS THERE TO BE DONE ABOUT SPIDERMAN

Thursday, December 27, 2012

WHAT IS THERE TO BE DONE ABOUT SPIDERMAN

And as I'm typing this Internet blog, the motion picture, The Amazing Spiderman, starring Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone made enough money in the box office to guarantee a fifth film in the Spiderman film series. And so you would be expecting Marvel Comics to be celebrating with bottles of Champaign and keeping the Spiderman comic books as close to the film continuity as possible. But no, that's not what Marvel Comics is doing. This Wednesday (Actually, it's Thursday, so this happened yesterday), Peter Parker did a Freaky Friday and switched bodies with his mortal arch enemy (And death row inmate psycho) Dr. Otto Gunther Octavius aka Doctor Octopus. Doctor Octopus wearing Peter Parker aka Spiderman's body beat's the heck out of Peter Parker aka Spiderman wearing Doctor Octopus' body. And as he lay dying, Peter Parker uses telepathic abilities that he never had before and isn't part of his super-powers package to force Doctor Octopus wearing Peter Parker's body to live life through Peter Parker's perspective AND THEN DIES. WHICH MEANS, THAT DR. OTTO GUNTHER OCTAVIUS AKA DOCTOR OCTOPUS IS NOW TRAPPED IN PETER PARKER'S AKA SPIDERMAN'S BODY WITH PETER PARKER AKA SPIDERMAN'S ABILITIES (TELEPATHY NOT INCLUDED). Run Aunt May. Run Mary Jane Parker. Run Gwen Stacy. Stay where you are J. Jonah Jameson because you're disposable. Peter Parker aka Spiderman can no longer be trusted because Doctor Octopus is now wearing his body and the Freaky Friday switch is PERMENENT FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY. And you thought Marvel Comics and DC Comics are finished making really stupid decisions. Well anyway, everything falls apart for Peter Parker aka Spiderman in the comic book issue The Amazing Spiderman Issue #700.
What ever happened to Miguel O'Hara aka Spiderman 2099? What ever happened to Pavitr Prabhaker aka the Middle Eastern Indian Spiderman? What ever happened to Miles Morales aka the Half African-American and half Hispanic-American Spiderman? What ever happened to (gulp) Eddie Brock aka the Venom version of Spiderman? What ever happened to (Double gulp) the Ben Riley version of Spiderman aka Scarlett Spider? What ever happened to (Triple gulp) the Cletus Kasady aka Carnage version of Spiderman? Couldn't any of them have worn the Spiderman suit while Peter Parker is busy taking a dirt nap eight feed underground (Again).
And as I'm lost in thought about flying raindeer, flying sleds and toy factories in the North Pole sinking underwater because Global Warming/Greenhouse Effect is causing the polar ice caps to melt, here are some photos of film and television actress (One Tree Hill) Hilarie Burton.