DUDE: I purchased a bed. Either that or I could've fled.
ME: I'm proud of you.
DUDE: I put wheels under the bed. My bed can roll down the street as if it were a car. It's my hope that the bed vehicle would go far.
ME: And you can sleep in the bed too.
DUDE: I don't use my bed to sleep on. I use my bed as a vehicle. My bed weighs a ton.
ME: That's a weird use for a bed.
DUDE: I came upon the scheme in a dream. All my schemes comes from dreams. I rolled my bed down a hill, the bed rolled far too fast and I took a spill.
ME: It's better if the bed wasn't on wheels.
DUDE: You're such a weird person.
And as I'm lost in thought in the Springtime, here are some photos of Priyanka Chopra.