TELEVISION

Imagine what it would be like if a mere minimum wage restaurant employee can bring half a dozen television shows from a distant location without ever stepping foot in Hollywood.  Imagin what type of power that would bring.  Such a person could become power crazed rather quickly.  However, that begs the question as to why the minimum wage restaurant employee is still employed as a minimum wage employment employee if he or she can bring half a dozen television shows to cancelation from as far off as North Dakota without stepping foot in Hollywood.  Wouldn't such a person be bribed with mansions Beverly Hills and lavashed with limousines rather quickly.  Such a person living in North Dakota can do all the weird outlandish rituals he or she wants to do and such a television show will be canceled anyway regardless.  Television shows are canceled because low Neilson ratings brought no corporate sponsorship and that's it.  It's as simple as that.  There's no need to make things more complicated than that.
And as I'm lost in thought while eating speghetti, here are some photos of Elizabeth Banks.