Saturday, May 11, 2013

THE CLOCKS ARE TICKING

A clock that moves backward doesn't sell nearly as well as a clock that moves forward.  A corn stalk that grows in darkness doesn't grow as well as a corn stalk that grows in the light.  Verily I say that I have no idea what verily actually means.  The light of the Lord could be better than a flashlight.  Is there any point to roasting marsh mellows over a campfire if a person has been sent to roast in hellfire in the gates of Hell?  Suppose you don't want to hold a pitchfork in Hell, but rather would hold a spoon instead.  And while puppets are better than a ventriloquist puppet, shadow puppets are the best of all.  And if one fish can feed twenty people,  than two fish can feed forty.  And let's not forget that water can be turned to wine.  Meanwhile, wealthy people are eating real food while the poor people are eating fake make believe food.  So sayeth the Lord.
And as I'm lost in thought while eating pancakes and waffles, here are some photos of Nicola Bryant (Perpugilliam Peri Brown on the television series Doctor Who).








 Nicola Bryant and Colin Baker (Doctor Who #6 ) then and now.

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