Thursday, September 12, 2013

THE NEXT TIME YOU VISIT FRANCE, DON'T FORGET TO JUMP OFF A VERY TALL TREE WITH A ZIP LINE

Lourdes Leon is the biologic daughter of rock star and actress Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone aka Madonna and her former athletic trainer Carlos Leon.  Lourdes Leon is a seventeen year old girl who was born on October 14, 1996.  She currently operates a line of clothing modeled after clothing worn by her parent Madonna over the years.  And having been born with a silver spoon in her mouth thanks to having a parent named Madonna who's wealthy and famous, Lourdes Leon can afford to go on vacations to France while staying in the most expensive five star hotels the entire way.  And being just as athletic as her parent Madonna, Lourdes Leon have picked up bike riding as a way to keep physically fit.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
It was while bike riding that Lourdes Leon saw a really tall tree.  And a metaphorical light bulb lit up above her head.  So she telephoned servants back at her hotel to transport all of the zip line equipment that she brought along with her from Los Angeles, California to France.  And she hooked up zip line equipment to the tallest portion of the tree.  The idea was for Lourdes to climb the tree and then zip line from the top of the tree to the bottom of the forest over and over again.  Hey, jumping off a tree with only a zip line to protect her from being crushed to death in the fall is a great form of exercise and recreation.  And more important, her parent Madonna approves too.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
  
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Of course, another theory was that Lourdes Leon was spending the afternoon at a ropes course in Paris, France for exercise, fun and recreation.

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