Friday, May 3, 2013

EMMA STONE AND SHAILENE WOODLEY HELPS SPIDERMAN FIGHT CRIME IN LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA ALSO ENTITLED WHEN BAD GUYS GET DEFEATED BY GOOD CELEBRITIES

This is what Jamie Foxx as Max Dillion is like before he turns into the colorful action costume super-suit wearing super-villain Electro.  He's being teased by bullies who won't stop harrassing him because they secretly want to be murdered by a crazy temper tantrum throwing psycho.  Otherwise, why else would be be relentlessly teasing a nerd beyond common sence and reason.










This is what Jamie Foxx as Max Dillion is like after he turns into the colorful action costume super-suit wearing super-villain Electro.  Now the bullies are getting the death scenes they secretly been dreaming of the whole entire time.  Bullies isn't laughing at Max Dillion anymore.



















Bullies everywhere will regret the day they picked a fight against a crazy African-American wearing a hooded sweatshirt.  Hey, perhaps the bullies will get a really cool and profitable made for television mini-series as compensation for being traumatized by a classroom shooting revenge seeking African-American psycho wearing a hooded sweatshirt.
Meanwhile, in The Amazing Spiderman 2, Dan Dehaan performs as the second incarnation of Harry Osborne aka Green Goblin II.  This is the fourth film appearance of Spiderman's deadliest sworn arch enemy who never dies.  You might think that Harry Osborne aka Green Goblin II is bankrolling Electro, but Green Goblin II can't possibly comment.
Andrew Garfield as the second incarnation of Peter Parker aka Spiderman questions Jamie Foxx as Max Dillion aka Electro about his classroom shooting temper tantrum that occured last night that left hundred of bullies who terrorized him either dead or disfigured for life.  The New York City Police Department frequently uses colorful action costume super-suit wearing super-heros to lead the most important criminal investigation regarding crazy classroom shooting African-Americans wearing hooded sweatshirts killing and maiming for life current and future bullies. 












Meanwhile, in another portion of New York City, Shailene Woodley is the second incarnation of Mary Jane Watson (The future wife of Peter Parker aka Spiderman).































 Emma Stone as Gwen Stacy #2 has a heart to heart chat with Shailene Woodley as Mary Jane Watson #2 about the fact that both women are competing for Peter Parker's attention and he can't choose which woman will be his wife.  In other words, Peter Parker is a womanizing player.


Meanwhile, Andrew Garfield as the second incarnation of Peter Parker aka Spiderman is putting on the moves on Emma Stone as Gwen Stacy while disregarding the hurt feelings that Shailene Woodley as the second incarnation of Mary Jane Parker will feel when she learns that Peter Parker is acting like a womanizing player later that evening.





























 























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