THE 2014 WINTER OLYMPIC GAMES IN SOCHI, RUSSIA

Good news everybody.  The International Olympic Committee has ruled that India is allowed to fly it's own flag at the 2014 Winter Olympic Games starting with a special flag raising ceremony (Keep in mind that Russia (Stretching across nine time zones has Sochi, Russia roughly nine hours ahead of the United States of America).  The reason was that India elected what the International Olympic Committee felt was tainted Olympic Games Officials.  Well, India got rid of the Olympic Game Officials that was tainted and elected Olympic Game Officials who isn't tainted.  So no more tainted Olympic Game Officials hijinks from the entirely desert covered Middle Eastern nation of India and all three athletes competing in the Olympic Games for India.

Meanwhile, the 2014 Winter Games in Sochi, Russia Olympic Village has installed a Molson Beer Fridge Vending Machine that only serves Canadian citizens---Literally.  The passport has to be placed in the computer scanner to see if the vending machine customer is truly of Canadian decent.  Sorry anybody who isn't born Canadian, but the Molson Beer Fridge Vending Machine in the Olympic Village in Sochi, Russia doesn't want you as a customer.  Just another fringe benefit for being born and still a citizen of Canada.

Russians living in Sochi, Russia isn't even allowed to purchase Molson beer from the Molson Beer Fridge Vending Machine in the Olympic Village in Sochi, Russia.  That's how important Canadian citizens are to the Molson Beer Fridge Vending Machine in the Olympic Village in Sochi, Russia.