THE DRUNK DRIVING ADVENTURES OF REESE WITHERSPOON AND HER SPOUSE JIM TOTH

Let's flash back to April 19, 2013.  Reese Witherspoon dyed her hair a darker shade of blonde (dirty blonde hair) and she was busy filming the movie The Good Lie.  Reese Witherspoon, being the good obedient wife that she is, brought her spouse Jim Toth along for the ride while filming her movie in Atlanta, Georgia.  Well, on April 19, 2013, one drink turned into another.  And that became plenty more drinks.  When I say the word drinks, I'm not talking about soda pop or coffee.  I'm talking about beer, wine and other forms of alcohol.  I'm talking about the type of beverage that makes the head spin and the vision blurry.  And this is the part of the story that never made sense.  You see, Jim Toth isn't expected to afford limos or taxi cabs, but Reese Witherspoon is wealthy enough to pay for a limousine or a taxi cab.  And people who are wealthy has no excuse to drink and drive when they can afford a limousine or a taxi cab to transport them home after getting drunk. 
But not Reese Witherspoon.  Believing herself immortal and indestructible, Jim Toth drunk and drove.  And he was pulled over for drinking and driving.  And being the diva that she slowly became after blockbuster movie after blockbuster movie, Reese Witherspoon was flabbergasted that Jim Toth and herself was being pulled over for drinking and driving.  So she pulled her head out of the window and question if the Atlanta, Georga Police Officer was an actual police officer.  The Atlanta, Georgia Police Officer told her to keep quiet and stay in the car.  So she got out of the car.  Again, the Atlanta, Georgia Police Officer told her to get back into the car and keep quiet.  So she said, "She was a ‘US citizen’ and that she was allowed to ‘stand on American ground."  So the Police Officer grabbed Reese Witherspoon's arms as she tried to prevent the Atlanta, Georgia Police Officer from arresting her spouse Jim Toth.  Reese then said, "Do you know my name?"  The Atlanta, Georgia Police Officer replied, "No, I don’t need to know your name right now."  Reese Witherspoon replied, "You’re about to find out who I am.  You are going to be on national news."  The Atlanta, Georgia Police Officer replied, "That was fine.”  And so Jim Toth was arrested for drinking and driving and also failure to maintain a lane while driving.  Reese Witherspoon was arrested for disorderly conduct and obstruction.  Both Reese Witherspoon and her spouse Jim Toth had their bail posted and are expected to stand trial in Atlanta, Georgia sometime later in the unknown future.  At least, Reese Witherspoon will have her spouse as a buddy to hang out with when she's forced to attend court ordered rehab.

Reese Witherspoon's prison mug shot

 Jim Toth's prison mug shot

Reese Witherspoon and Jim Toth on happier days