Man With the Plan: Only I can see the future.
Me: That's cool.
Man With the Plan: I see a dark future. I see doom and gloom. I see unhappiness.
Me: That's terrible.
Man With the Plan: I don't know how it happens. I don't know when it happens. I don't know who does it. I don't know how to stop it. I don't know if it should be stopped. But the future will be sad. Nobody in the future will be glad. Tragedy is coming. You got a nice daughter.
Me: I never married. I never produced children.
Man With the Plan: My prediction of the future involves your children taking place two months from now.
Me: I'm sorry, but I never married and I never produced children. Therefore, nothing will involve children who has yet to be born. I thought you could predict the future?
Man With the Plan: I can predict the future. I never told you I was actually any good at it.
And as I'm lost in thought in the Summertime, here are some photos of Jessica Miller.