ME: How do you know that GOD is a parrot?
THE SMARTEST MAN EVER: Do you know when you fall off a building into solid concrete? Every bone in your body is broken in the fall.
ME: That is correct.
THE SMARTEST MAN EVER: But then the Hospital Doctors do no good. The Hospital Doctors end up setting you on fire by accident. So now every bone in your body is broken and you have third degree burns all over your body too. Then those Hospital Doctors laugh at you. Why are they laughing. That's horrible. That's cruel. That's inhumane. Why are they doing that? It isn't fair!
ME: Sounds like a painful thing to experience.
THE SMARTEST MAN EVER: It's almost as painful as getting eaten by a dinosaur.
ME: Thankfully, dinosaurs are extinct.
THE SMARTEST MAN EVER: Dinosaurs are extinct? I never knew that. That's it. I'm going to the hospital to sue those Medical Doctors for setting on fire that Guy Who Fell Out of a Window and Broke Every Bone in his Body.
ME: But how is that proof that GOD is a parrot?
THE SMARTEST MAN EVER: What are you talking about? GOD isn't a parrot. Who the idiot who told you that GOD is a parrot.
The Smartest Man Ever walks off
THE SMARTEST MAN EVER: Those horrible acting Medical Doctors are going to be sued. Those Horrible acting Medical Doctors are going down. I want revenge. Revenge I tell you. I want revenge! There will be justice. There will be blood on the streets. Revenge.
And as I'm lost in thought during the transition from Winter to Spring, here are some photos of the following individuals.
Dan Harmon, Sarah Chalke and Justin Roiland