THE LIFE OF A ONE MAN SHOW

So it goes like this.  I'm unemployed.  I'm still hoping to find employment again.  I'm not shure how long unemployment compensation from the Department of Jobs and Family Services will last.  It's my hope to find employment before my unemployment compensation from the Department of Jobs and Family services run out.  I'm not 1/2 of a duet, but I'm a one man show.  I've been a one man show since the day of my birth in 1968.  I'm sorry if I told anybody that I was 1/2 of a duet, because that's a lie.  I don't want to brag that I'm both a virgin and a one man show, so I told fiction that wasn't even true.  I'm sorry if the fiction I was telling was hurtful and I promise never to do so again.  I've been going backwards instead of forward almost non-stop since April 2009.  I keep hoping that my non-stop run of bad luck will end and I'll be going upwards once again.  However, GOD has other intentions.  If bad behavior that I've engaged in the past caused seven months of non-stop unemployment, then I promise to revamp my behavior beyond recognition so that I'll be considered employable again.  I will become a better man.  I will find employment again.  I will repay my United States Government College Tuition Loans for attending, but failing to graduate (Despite getting 3.0 in all my classes) Franklin University.  I will rebuild my saving account balance.  I will get my own private apartment restored.  I will move out of my Mom's house and into my own private apartment again.  I'll get the chance to be an adult again instead of a forty-four year old child living in his Mom's house.  Until then, I shall continue to be a one man show locked into seven months of non-stop unemployment stuck in the never ending Great Recession.

As I fill out another job application form in hopes of being employed again, here are some photos of Minneapolis, Minnesota based photographer, rock star of unreleased and/or out of print albums and Internet web camera performer Rachael Olson aka Ana Clara Voog.  Ana Voog is only two years older than I am.

Ana Voog and Tori Amos