WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?

Gentle Reader, I know that I vowed only to show beautiful sexually seductive celebrity women on this blog, but this has to be seen to be believed.  When he showed up at the 2012 ESPN Awards on Wednesday this week, San Francisco Giants relief pitcher Brian Wilson brought this individual along as his date for the award show festivities.  Call it odd.  Call it quirky.  Call it a nervous breakdown.  I don't understand what's going on either.