THE HAMMER OF THOR

Gentle Reader, do you know the worst part about being Thor?  It's the part where Thor has to carry a HEAVY sledgehammer EVERYWHERE HE GOES.  We're talking about something that weighs twice the weight of two hundred bowling balls in his right hand EVERY SINGLE FRIGGING SECOND.  Sooner he's going to want to put that thing down.  I mean, what is he going to use the sledgehammer for?  Everybody knows that Thor isn't allowed to kill anybody (Except maybe in the movie version).  So why carry such a heavy looking sledgehammer EVERYWHERE THOR GOES if Thor isn't going to use the sledgehammer to kill anybody with?  It's hard to fist fight anybody one handed while carrying a non-using sledgehammer in one of the hands.  Plus, it's impossible to run very fast nor is it possible to run very far since Thor has to carry that heavy sledgehammer EVERYWHERE HE GOES.  Can't Thor just leave the sledgehammer behind at home with the rest of the hardware tools instead of bringing it along EVERYWHERE HE GOES. 
And as the comic book battles rage onwards in comic book stores everywhere, here are some photos of the following celebrities attending the 2013 Entertainment Weekly Pre-SAG Party.

Jessica Lucas

 Clea DuVall

 Katherine Moennig

 Melanie Lynskey

 Angela Kinsey

Michelle Dockery

 Kerry Bishe

 Angie Harmon

 Vanessa Lengies

 Morena Baccarin

Morgan Saylor

  And attending the 2013 Australian Academy of Cinema AACTA Awards is Natalie Imbruglia