THE MOUNTAIN

I never climbed a mountain.  Or rather, I don't remember ever climbing a mountain.  I don't have the skills to climb a mountain.  Or rather, I'm not foolish to attempt to climb a mountain.  Yeah, there are people who have climbed a mountain and lived to tell about it.  There are people who climbed a mountain and was hurt really bad in the process.  It's very dangerous to climb a mountain.  As for me, I'm staying here where it's safe.  Oh yeah, I did ski down a moderate ski slope.  Oh yeah, that was fun.  I wouldn't mind going skiing again someday.
And as I'm lost in thought while thanking GOD that I never went bungee jumping, here are some photos of Lily Allen.