SOFIA: I don't care if I live only a mile away from the filming set. I want a mobile home the size of three city blocks next to the filming set. I want my own private helicopter. I want a limousine bigger than any other the other cast members. And I want my own team of DNA evidence removing team.
TALENT AGENT: Why do you want your own team of DNA Evidence Removing Team?
SOFIA: Because in case I leave behind any of my DNA on any physical surface, I want my own DNA Evidence Removing Team to remove such DNA evidence. I saw CSI and I want one of those for myself. And I want you to remove all furniture from my hotel room and place furniture from my own house into my hotel room.
TALENT AGENT: I don't know about this Sofia. Your list of demands is starting to get a bit excessive.
SOFIA: I don't care. I'm a very huge celebrity. the Producers of the show Modern Family should be able to follow through with my demands or else I'm walking.
Suddenly, a Colorful Action Costume Wearing Super-Hero dressed like a ladybug, a second Colorful Action Costume Wearing Super-Hero dressed like a squid, a third Colorful Action Costume Wearing Super-Hero dressed as a gay Hells Angel's biker with his skull set on fire and a fourth Colorful Action Costume Wearing Super-Hero dressed like a gay viking ran down east to west down the street while Sofia and her agent was walking north to south down that same intersection.
SOFIA: Is somebody making a film that I'm not aware of?
TALENT AGENT: Those were actual Super-Heros.
SOFIA: I thought this was a crime free end of town.
TALENT AGENT: I thought so too. I guess things change.
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