LACEY CABERT: What's wrong Dude?
DUDE: My Girlfriend just dumped me. She called me a dork and a geek. She broke up with me because I suddenly started doing stupid things and uttering idiotic statements. I'll never get laid. I'll never get a girlfriend. I'm a loser who will never get laid, who will never get respect and I'll end up in a lunatic asylum ignored and spat upon. I'm so sad. I'll never be happy again.
LACEY CHABERT: Getting dumped by your girlfriend isn't the end of the world. You'll find true love again. I just know it. You must have faith in yourself.
DUDE: You think so?
LACEY CABERT: I'll date you myself if I can't find a chick to date you.
Suddenly, there was a picture of a hippopotamus flashed across the sky. The Dude jumped up and switched his street clothes for an outfit that looked like a hippopotamus. Another person dressed like a walrus raced towards the dude dressed like a hippopotamus.
WALRUS MAN: The Underground Men of Moll Land just made an alliance with the Cyborg Flounder to take over the world. Quick, we must get into the Hippomobile. There isn't a minute to spare.
DUDE: I'd love to speak to you further, but action and adventure awaits me. Not only am I loser, but I'm also a colorful action costume super-suit wearing super-hero too.
WALRUS MAN: Oh no, there's a flat tire. We can't fight crime if our automobile has a flat tire.
DUDE: Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to telephone a tow truck to repair the flat tire.
LACEY CABERT: About what I just told you? Never mind. I don't want to see you ever again.
Lacey Cabert stomped on the Dude's foot before she walked off and never looked back.
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