WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS CHAPTER TWO

Kate Mara was lost in thought as she stood in the middle of the football field.  She was thinking about how it was possible for fifty-four Dandelion Girls to die so easily.  She was wondering how she can succeed in killing the girl hating seriel killers while the other Dandelion Girls have failed.  More important, she wondered if she needed a better shade of lipstick and nail polish or stick with the lipstick and nail polish she got already.

Kate Mara took a deep breath and exhailed rather tensely before she exited the football field and walked towards the locker room.  She couldn't enter the men's locker room so she didn't try.  She just stood outside the men's locker room for a few seconds before she walked towards the exit.  She knew she wasn't supposed to be in this portion of the Football Arena (Which was next door to the Basketball Arena), but that didn't stop Kate Mara in the past.

Kate Mara wondered if getting murdered by a girl killing woman hater is a painful experience for a female to experience.  She never had the experience of being attacked and killed by a girl killing woman hater and she's hoping to keep it that way.

Kate Mara knew better.  And she knew that she was walking on thin ice.  She was wandering away from the football field where she can hang out without running the risk of getting killed to an act of tresspassing where girls isn't allowed to wander around in which has the risk of getting killed.  She probably thought that she could get away with it.  She probably thought that she was pretty enough to seduce a girl killing woman hater to allow her to escape getting murdered.

Kate Mara thought she heard a noise.  She pressed herself against a hallway and took a deep breath.  Nothing.  She looked to the left of her.  She looked to the right.  Nothing.  She exhailed in relief when she realized that it might be her paranoia working overtime.  After all, women isn't allowed in this portion of the football arena.  She could end up getting killed if a girl killing woman hating were to spot her tresspassing where she isn't allowed to go snooping around.

Kate Mara looked to the left of her before looking right.  Confident that a girl killing woman hater isn't anywhere nearby, Kate Mara continued to walk forward towards her originally intended destination which was the exit.  It's still too risky for Kate Mara to enter the men's locker room.  It's much better for her to head for the exit.  But she was nervous.  As long as she hasn't reached the exit yet, she can still be murdered by a girl killing woman hater for tresspassing where women isn't allowed to wander around in.  If she reached and walked through the exit, then she'll escape the possiblity of getting herself murdered by a girl killing woman hater.  However, she needed to hurry.  There was a another weird noise.  Quick.  Hide.  And that's exactly what Kate Mara did.

Kate Mara pressed herself against a wall and held her breath.  Nothing.  Was it her imagination or was there a girl killing woman hating murderer chasing after her.  She knew she was in danger of getting herself killed if she doesn't reach the exit fast enough.

Kate Mara cautiously moved forward.  The exit was only a few inches away.  She could just about reach it.  A male hand grabbed her by her bra strap and tossed her against the door to the storage room.  The force of her being thrown backwards flung the door open and for her to tumble backwards into the storage room.  She stood up and raced out of the storage room.  She didn't see anybody. 

A male hand hand grabbed Kate Mara from behind by her bra strap and flung her into the storage room.  She fell to the floor yet again.  She slowly crawled to her feet to face Football Guy. 

Kate Mara said, "Damn, I thought I could escape this portion of the football arena without anybody knowing about it."

Football Guy said, "Did you think you'd actually get away with it."

Kate Mara replied, "It was worth an effort."

Football Guy said, "It was a wasted effort."

Football Guy stabbed Kate Mara between her breasts.  Kate Mara fell backwards into a cluster of lawn gnomes.  Seventy percent of Kate Mara's blood soaked all over the lawn gnomes that she fell on top of and died on top of.

******

Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera may be dead and the location of Jennifer Lopez may be unaccounted for, but that isn't stopping Hannah Simone and Alice Evans from using the penthouse suite anyway.  The penthouse suite in question is directly next to Denice Richard's penthouse suite.  There was a secret entrance and exit linking the penthouse suite being used by Hannah Simone and Alice Evans to the penthouse suite being used by Denise Richards that would've made for easy undetected entrance and murdering by the girl killing woman hating murderers.  However, Casino Killer #1 can't use the secret entrance as long as Hannah Simone and Alice Evans was still alive and breathing.  It may be necessary to kill both Hannah Simone and Alice Evans before the secret entrance to Denise Richard's penthouse can be used by girl killing woman hating murderers.

Hannah faced Alice while both women were seated.

Hannah asked, "I'm going to the kitchen to get myself a bottle of wine.  Do you want a glass."

Alice replied, "Oh yes, thanks.  I could use some wine to help cope with this wretched evening."

And as Hannah walked off, Alice sat on the couch and she paused to wonder about what type of direction her life was taking.  She also wondered if the clock was keeping the time correctly.  So she walked towards the clock and studied it intensely.

Satisfied about the clock, Alice sat back down on the couch.  Casino Killer covered up Alice's mouth and nose.  The girl continued to be smothered to death until she stopped moving and died.  Hannah thought she heard a struggle in the living room.  She returned to the living room to see Alice's dead body.  Hannah quickly returned to the kitchen to pickup a kitchen knife for protection.

And with a knife for protection, Hannah returned to the living room.  She saw nothing so she walked towards one of the bedrooms.  She slowly opened one of the doors.  Nothing.  She walked into the bedroom and took a look around her.  She took a deep breath as she spun all the way around with her knife ready to attack just in case. 

Hannah Simone walked towards a second bedroom.  She opened the door.  She walked into the bedroom.  She spun all the way around and she didn't see anything.  

After checking the bathrooms and not seeing anything, she sat down cautiously as she looked through her purse for a cell phone.

Casino Killer #1 stabbed her with one of his knife and then stabbed her with one of her own knife.  He kept both knives he was certain that Hannah Simone was legally dead.

******

Hayley Williams has been going steady with New Found Glory lead singer Chad Gilbert since 2008.  And it was the most perfect sort of romance that Hayley always dreamed of.  But he always had this distracted far away glare in his eyes that gave the impression that Hayley was preventing Chad from doing what he truly was meant to be doing.  And she never understood why.  Because rejecting her would be to reject the chance to be rich and famous.  And who would be dumb enough to reject fame and glory just because she was holding him back from doing what he preferred to be doing all along.

Hayley said, "And that's why I always enjoyed reading this book."  She paused with a frustrated glare before she added, "Are you even listening to me?"

Chad replied, "I am listening to you."

Hayley said, "You're not listening to me.  Honestly, what is wrong with you?  You want to fail on purpose?  I think you want to fail on purpose.  Everything you do is a failure.  Everything you write is a failure.  Everything you sing is a failure.  You can't even watch television correctly.  Don't get me started on the horrible things you say when you talk in your sleep.  I could sue you for damages based only on the things you say when you talk in your sleep.  Honestly, why do I even put up with you."

 Chad said, "I'm sorry darling."
Hayley said, "You're not sorry.  You'd be changing your ways if you're sorry.  And since your apology isn't sincere enough, your apology will be rejected."
Chad said, "I'm sorry I'm letting you down and I'm sorry.  This time I'm honest about it."
Hayley said, "Enough with the apologies.  You're pissing me off."

 Hayley said, "I'm going into the bathroom to touch up my makeup.  Give me a kiss before I head off. The least you could do is try to kiss me correctly."
Chad bent over and kissed Hayley.  She looked at him with a grossed out expression on her face.
Hayley said, "You call that a kiss?  I call that a monstrosity."
Chad said, "I'm sorry I didn't kiss you correctly.  Let's try again."
Hayley said, "Your apology isn't accepted and there won't be any more kisses.  I need to recover from the last time you kissed me and failed at it.  Thanks for nothing creep."

 And so Hayley Williams entered the women's bathroom of the warehouse that the two were exploring.  The Bomb Defuser and the Male Attacker entered the warehouse.  Chad hid in fear, but it was all in futility.  The Bomb Defuser and the Male Attacker discovered his hiding place much too quickly and seized him without fear.
Chad said, "Please don't hurt me.  I'll have you know that Hayley won't be glad when she realizes what you're trying to do."
The Male Attacker said, "My friend and I will show you exactly what will happen when Hayley is punished and killed once and for all."
The Bomb Defuser said, "Oh yes, it will be fun.  You're going to love it."
And so the Male Attacker and the Bomb Defuser dressed Chad Gilbert in a women's dress, tied his arms behind his back, tied his feet together before gagging him. 
The Male Attacker said, "This is why you keep looking off with a far away glare you damn fool."
The Bomb Defuser said, "She's coming back.  It's too soon for us to kill her.  We must hide."
And so the Bomb Defuser and the Male Attacker hid as Hayley entered the room.  She saw Chad Gilbert in a women's dress with a horrified expression on her face.  Hayley removed his gag.

 Hayley cried out, "What's wrong with you."
Chad said, "I'm sorry darling.  I'll get dressed in normal clothes again."
Hayley said, "I told you once, I told you many times, your apology isn't accepted.  Get dressed in normal clothes now you damn idiot."

 Chad said, "My arms is tied behind my back and my feet is tied together.  You'll need to undo the ropes because I can't do it."
Hayley said, "Fine, I'll undo the ropes since you too much of a weak useless idiot to do it yourself."

 Hayley tried to remove the ropes that bound his arms, but a device the Bomb Defuser placed on his left ankle electrocuted him every time she tried to remove the ropes from either his arms or his feet.
Hayley said, "Look at this, you're being trained to function as a Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse punishment inmate once I'm killed forever.  And you're letting those jerks do it."
Chad said, "I don't want to wear a women's dress.  Get that thing off my ankle."

 Hayley tried to remove the device from Chad's ankle and it electrocuted him further.
Hayley said, "Oh damn, the only way I can untie you and make you wear male clothes is to have you electrocuted and killed as punishment for being born male."
Chad said, "There has to be another way to solve this problem."

 Hayley said, "There is no other way to solve the problem."
Chad said, "Somebody save me.  Hayley must be killed before she succeeds in killing me.  I must be punished sadomasochistic style for wanting to kiss her."

 Hayley said, "You idiot.  You will pay dearly for trying to oppose me."
Chad cried out, "For GOD's sake, kill Hayley now before she murders me.  I'm in distress."
The Male Attacker grabbed Hayley from behind and tried to stab her between her breasts with his knife welding left hand while holding her from behind with his right arm. 

 Hayley rammed her left elbow into the Male Attacker and he doubled over in pain.  Hayley stood up and she kicked the Male Attacker before kicking Chad Gilbert.

Hayley said, "You may have defeated me by punishing Chad sadomasochistic style for wanting to kiss me.  You may have defeated my efforts to rescue Chad by killing him.  But you'll never succeed in killing me.  I shall oppose you two forever as your mortal arch enemy who never dies."

And with a smile, Hayley Williams escaped justice without a scratch.

******

And it was time for Hayley Williams to show up for yet another party.  And the evening and most of the early morning is spent drinking and talking.  And the rest of the morning and most of the afternoon is spent sleeping the exhuastion off.  Then it's time to wake up roughly around 5:00 in the afternoon.  Then it's time to shower and groom before it's time to show up for another party that she wasn't invited to.  Was there ever a party that she was ever truly invited to?  And when a bouncer tried to kill off Hayley Williams for illegal crashing of a party that she wasn't invited to, Hayley Williams always seduced the bouncer to commit suicide for even questioning her logic and her methods.  For that's how important Hayley Williams was in the grand scheme of things.  Her logic was never to be questioned.  It's just the way life was and you might as well learn to get used to it.  And she loved the life she lived.  It was a life without limits or consequences.

 

And as Hayley Williams moved around the party, she drank more beer and wine than any girl should be drinking.  She does have her limits.  She doesn't do drugs.  She never has sex for recreation.  However, there's nothing wrong with flirting and there's nothing wrong with alcohol consumption.  Hey, a girl can't be a prude all the time.  Life too short for that.

 And both of the bouncers were so helpful in not only letting Hayley Williams crash the men's only party without invitation, but they also allowed her to avoid the Girl Killing Woman Hating Murderers too.  Both of the bouncers were so helpful in such a task, that Hayley Williams considered starting a rock band with both of the bouncers as her right arm sidekicks.  And why not.  She's sexy enough to accomplish anything she wants.

And both of the bouncers were so helpful in not only letting Hayley Williams crash the men's only party without invitation, but they also allowed her to avoid the Girl Killing Woman Hating Murderers too. Both of the bouncers were so helpful in such a task, that Hayley Williams considered starting a rock band with both of the bouncers as her right arm sidekicks. And what a party it was. Katy Perry (Originally named Katy Hudson) was there to hang out with her best friend forever Hayley Williams.

Robin Miriam Carlsson aka Robyn was also there to help Hayley Williams crash the men's only party. And all three of the women rocked the night away under the buzz of alcohol consumption.

And yes, Katy Perry was having the time of her life. The beer was flowing as free as her sex drive. And she was flirting with opposite gender individuals as feerless as her bravery and her energy.

Meanwhile, Amy Lee and Hayley Williams were talking nearby the orderves.

Robyn saw a curious person walk across the room. And against her better judgement, she followed him to a deserted portion of the building that the party was being thrown in. The man she was following vanished from view and left her alone in the room which looked like a warehouse style storage room. She over some dead girls until she reached a metal ladder that lead to a catwalk above the room and closer to the ceiling.  Robin Miriam Carlsson aka Robyn considered climbing the ladder, but she wasn't truly convinced such an action would be a safe thing to do.

Robyn dropped her bracelette.  She bent over to pick up her bracelette.  She crawled across the floor in a desperate attempt to find it.

Robyn was happy when she found her bracelette.

And so Robyn proceeded to climb the metal ladder to the catwalk above the room that was closer to the ceiling.  And she looked down on the floor.  All the dead women kind of looked like ants from the high vantage point that she was looking down from.  And with a deep breath, she proceeded to explore the catwalk that was high above the room and closer to the ceiling.

Somebody roughly grabbed Robyn from behind.  She struggled to free herself from the grip, but she only succeeded in losing her balance.  She found herself falling over the metal railing, off the catwalk and all the way to the concrete floor with a solid thud and a large puddle of blood.  The Football Guy walked down the ladder and over Robyn's dead body.

******

Amy Lee faced Katy Perry, Amie Miriello and Hayley Williams.  There was a confused expression on her face. 

Any Lee asked, "Was it something that I said.  Robyn claimed that she was going to check on something and she never been back since."

Hayley replied, "I doubt that it's something that you said."

Amy replied, "I certainly hope so."

Katy said, "Well anyway, before I was interrupted, let's get back to what I was talking about earlier.  Never date anybody who only treats women as a subtitute for comic book collecting.  Nothing good could come from such a person.  Trust me when I say that women and comic book collecting isn't the same thing.  That's the weirdest mentally ill hang up that I ever saw.  It's bad enough that the dork who treats women as a substitute for comic book collecting was suffering from Asperger syndrome.  And this asperger syndrome only flairs up in hardware stores."

Amie asked, "Oh dead Goddess, do you ever date anybody who's normal?"

A Guy approached the four women and said to Amy, "Is any of you women are named Amy?"

Amy said, "I'm named Amy."

Amie said, "I'm named Amie too."

A Guy said, "Some chick named Robyn wanted to talk to you girls in the ally behind this building.  She discovered something important."

   Amy Lee and Amie Miriello stood up and they walked towards the exit.

Amie Miriello lost track of Amy Lee as she found her way to the exit.  She kept walking without bothering to check for Amy Lee's progress.

 

Amie walked out of the building and across the street to a playground nearby the alley.  She sat on the swing in the swingset directly in front of the alley.  She swung back and forth on the swing as she kept a close eye on the alley. 

 Somebody stabbed her from behind.  Amie fell backwards off the swing and slammed backwards face up on the ground.  Football Guy stood over the dying girl.

The Football Guy said, "I told you that Robyn was going to meet you in the alley you stupid woman.  This is the playground, not the alley.  Damn it, some people can't follow simple instructions."

Amie slowly died as the Football Guy walked off.

******

 Amy Lee lost track of Amie Miriello.  She frantically looked around in vain before she left the building.  She walked down the alley and she couldn't find anybody.

Amy Lee walked towards the parking lot.  She unintentionally tempted the Football Guy as she stood around looking for either Robyn or Amie Miriello.

Amy Lee looked around the parking lot before she reentered the building and walked to a deserted portion.  She found Robyn's dead body lying on the floor.  Amy found a note lying nearby the corpse.  She bent over to pick up the note.

 Essentially, it was a note reminding Robyn about a medical appointment---A medical appointment that she's never going to show up for because she's dead.  Amy stood up and she looked around the warehouse like deserted portion of the building that the men's only party was being thrown in. 

She considered using the metal ladder, but later chose against it.

She tried to walk up the stairs, but she was roughly pushed to the ground by the Football Guy.

 

 

 Amy Lee said, "I'm not going to beg for my life."
The Football Guy said, "It's such a shame.  I love it when girls beg for their life in vain with tears running down their face.  Oh well, let's get it over with."
The Football Guy stabbed Amy in the stomach.  He kept stabbing Amy in the stomach until she died.

******

First Robyn vanished.  Then Amie Miriello and Amy Lee vanished.  Then she lost track of Katy Perry.  Hayley Williams was frustrated as she headed straight out of the door of the building.  She stood in the parking lot and pondered to herself what the next step in the evening next great adventure since the girls night out has turned out to be a complete and utter failure.

******

Katy Perry also was out of the door after losing track of the other women in her group.  However, it was a different portion of the parking lot then the one that Hayley Williams was walking across.  And the two women were walking in opposite directions.  While Hayley walked north towards an isolated part of town, Katy Perry was walking south.to an isolated part of town.  And the only thing that Football Guy was thinking about was would he get the chance to kill Hayley before Katy?  Or would he kill Katy before Hayley.  The only thing Katy was worried about was if she painted her finger nails in the right color or if she needed to reapply her nail polish.

******

Selena Gomez can say a lot about pain and loss.  A lot of very good and talented Dandilion Girls ost their lives within the span of a single evening.  Way too many funerals for her to attend.  And she was hoping that the killing spree against Dandilion Girls has finally reached it's conclusion.  And she wasn't planing to be so morbid or grim this evening, but tonight was different.  Selena Gomez was walking down the sidewalk when she heard the ring of her cell phone.  And she wasted no time to answer the telephone.   

 And she was busy talking on her cell phone as she walked down the sidewalk.  She thought she saw somebody following her. 

And no, she wasn't being followed.  And she breathed a sigh of relief.  She was worried that she'd be one of the Dandilion Girls who would end up getting buried tonight.  But with nobody following her, she was hope that the Dandilion Girls could still have a vague possiblity for survival after all.

******

The car pulled into the parking lot and was shifted to park.  And after turning off the ignitian, Lily Collins got out of the drivers seat and Liana Liberato got out of the passenger side of the front seat.  Both women walked towards and entered the building where the 11th annual Latin GRAMMY Awards were being held (The Country Music Association Awards was held in the same exact building and was concluded a few hours ago).

Lily said, "The rest of the Dandilion Girls hasn't arrived yet.  I forgot to pick up a few things.  Get the preperations started.  Camilla Belle, Nelly Furtado and Alexa Vega will soon be here to help out."

Liana said, "Don't worry Lily, I can handle myself.  The Girl Killing Woman Hating Posse won't know what hit them when the Dandilion Girls are finished with them."

Lily replied with a soft smile, "That's what I'm counting on."

And with that, Lily Collins walked back towards her car leaving Liana Liberato behind in the building where the 11th annual Latin GRAMMY Awards were being held.

 Liana Liberato worked her way through the crowded room.  She spotted Clock Clerk and she followed him from a safe distance.  Clock Clerk wasn't dumb though and he quickly figured out that he was being followed by a Dandilion Girl.  Clock Clerk also knew that he needs to murder the girl if he's going to save the 11th annual Latin GRAMMY Awards from being sabatoged.

 Liana Liberato followed Clock Clerk to the parking lot.  She briefly lost track of him.  She spun around to look behind her.  Nothing.  She spun forward to see in front of her.  There he was.  Clock Clerk was hiding behind a car.  And now that she spotted him, Liana was ready to kill him.

 Liana grabbed Clock Clerk and started to strangle him.  She said, "What you people are doing against women is horrible.  You should be ashamed of yourself."
Untied Shoelace Lad stabbed Liana from behind. 
Untied Shoelace Lad replied, "Allowing you to escape justice would be a much bigger crime."

Liana released her strangulation grip on Clock Clerk as Untied Shoelace Lad continued to stab her from behind.  Clock Clerk stabbed Liana between her breasts.  Liana looked at her attackers with a blank expression before she lay down on the parking lot dead.
Clock Clerk said, "That was close.  I nearly died.  Thanks for killing that horrible woman."
Untied Shoelace Lad said, "There might be more Dandilion Girls inside.  We must kill them now."
And with that, Clock Clerk and Untied Shoelace Lad reenetered the building.

******

Casino Killer #2 was trying to catch a taxi cab outside the Basketball Arena when he spotted Jennifer Lopez standing behind him.  At first, she was being casual about it, but she slowly walked towards him when she realized that he was looking directly at her.

His left arm brushed against her right breast as Jennifer pulled out a knife from her purse and pointed it at his back.
Jennifer Lopez said, "The Girl Killing Woman Hating Posse ends tonight and it's going to start with your death.  I don't care why you're killing women so heartlessly.  But I'm sick of it and it's time your hatred against women is stopped."
Casino Killer #2 asked, "You can still escape without a death scene if you drop your knife and run away right now."
Jennifer Lopez said, "I'm not going anywhere.  It's time for you to pay for all the innocent women that you killed.  Right now, I want revenge."
Sidewalk Man and the Fountain Fiend took turns stabbing Jennifer Lopez from behind.  Jennifer Lopez looked at Casino Killer #2 with a blank expression as she dropped her knife and he caught it.  Casino Killer #2 stabbed Jennifer Lopez between her breasts with her own knife.  Jennifer Lopez lay down on the sidewalk dead.
Sidewalk Man asked, "Are you still waiting for the taxi cab?"
Casino Killer #2 said, "I'm still waiting for the taxi cab."
Sidewalk Man said, "Don't worry, the taxi cab will soon be here."
The Fountain Fiend said, "I'm thirsty.  Let's grab a cup of coffee at Starbucks while we wait for the taxi cab to arrive."
It was around that Kristanna Loken and Michelle Rodriguez spotted Casino Killer #2, Sidewalk Man and the Fountain Fiend.

Kristanna said, "Oh my Goddess, Jennifer is dead.  Those three jerks must die."
Michelle replied, "What are we waiting for?  Let's kill those jerks now."
Fountain Fiend said, "We better skip the cup of coffee at Starbucks and race for our lives right now."
Casino Killer #2 said, "We should stay and kill those two women right now."
Sidewalk Man said, "Let's wait until we have the upper hand."
And so the FountainFiend, Sidewalk Man and Casino Killer ran for their lives and vanished into the crowd.  Kristanna Loken and Michelle Rodriguez searched in vain for the three Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse members without success.

******

Still fuming with woman hating fury, Daniel Moder was still smashing a dead girl's car with a sledgehammer.  He wouldn't stop smashing the car apart into tiny pieces with the angry rage of GOD most high.

******

Amber Tamblyn visted the movie theater and noticed that movie theater screen #1, movie theater screen #2 and movie theater screen #3 out of twenty has broken.  All the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse guys who died in movie theater screen #1 and movie theater screen #3 is slowly returning back to life with the sabatoged movie repairing itself.  Frustrated by the diminishing luck attributed to the Dandilion Girls, Amber Tamblyn left the movie theater and started her walking journey back to her apartment at the Dandilion Hotel.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Amber Tamblyn loved the garden at the Dandilion Hotel.  She paused to enjoy the garden as she felt the anxiety of seeing the movie theater screen #1 and movie theater screen #3 unraveling to join movie theater screen #2 as yet more failures.  And enjoying the garden did the trick.  Amber Tamblyn wasn't feeling so anxious anymore.

Amber Tamblyn returned to her multi-room suite at the Dandilion Hotel only to see half a dozen lawn gnomes scattered around her bed.  Football Guy grabbed her from behind and tossed the girl on to her bed.  Amber Tamblyn was shocked and confused.

Amber asked, "What's going on?"

Football Guy said, "You tossed a rock on the hand of my friend.  He died from hunger and thirst.  Now you must die so that my friend can return back to life."

Amber replied, "My apologies on your loss, but I don't understand how thee lawn gnomes are going to help?"

Football Guy said, "You need to die on the lawn gnomes as the final part of my resurrection ceremony.  Now all I must do is to kill you."

Amber Tamblyn got up from her bed only to be shoved against the wall.  Football Guy stabbed her from behind with the machette entering through her spine and through most of her vital organs.  Amber felt herself dying as she was stabbed from behind a few more times.

Amber Tamblyn fell onto the lawn gnomes in a submissive crumpled heap. 

Amber Tamblyn died on top of the lawn gnomes.  The ressurrection ceremony has been completed the second Amber Tamblyn died.

******

Alexis Bledel and Loser Lad were having sexual intercourse.  And it was a very exiting time for Loser Lad for he had lost his virginity for the first time ever.  And he never made out with a girl before so that was an extra plus.

Loser Lad wanted to say something to Alexis Bledel after banging her several times, but words keep escaping him.  Instead, he felt like sleeping instead of talking after sexual intercourse with Alexis.  And he fell into catatonia as she rose from the bed.  And she dressed herself in her bra and panties as she saw him slip deeper and deeper into catatonia.  And she smiled with pride for it was a job well done for the half Caucasian and half Hispanic-Argentinian lady.

Alexis Bledel placed the rest of her clothes on as she walked down to the first floor of the house she shared with Maggie Grace.  Maggie Grace greeted Alexis Bledel after she had walked down the flight of stairs from the first floor to the second floor.

Alexis Bledel and Maggie Grace sat down on a nearby couch that was placed directly in front of a window.  Both women looked out of the window as they talked in the living room of the house that they both shared.

 Alexis said, "Think about priorities.  We can't go running off to a party like this.  We need to have a girl posted in case a Girl Killing Woman Hating Murderer tried to stage a rescue."
Maggie said, "I have confidence in the security system.  Nobody will be able to enter this house without tripping an alarm of some sort as long as both of us are alive."
Alexis said, "Oh great, then all the Girl Killing Woman Hating Posse has to do is kill us both so they can save Loser Lad from being brainwashed after having sex with me."
Maggie said, "I didn't say it was a fool proof plan.  I just said it would keep out the fools as long as both of us are alive and breathing."
Alexis said, "Then we need to do whatever is necessary to survive yet another murder attempt against us both so that the brainwashing of Loser Lad after having sex with me is complete."
Maggie said, "I'm confident that the two of us combined can wipe out the entire Girl Killing Woman Hating Posse all by ourselves.  We simply need to have more confidence." 

******

And so was a chronology of Joanna JoJo Levesque's day.  She woke up.  She showered and groomed herself.  And she drank beer with more beer poured into her cornflakes.  And since her day began around 5:00 in the evening, breakfast was concluded with grilled shrimp, pasta and half a bottle of wine.  And now that she's totally sloshed on alcohol, she was in the perfect state of mind to go dancing in a men's only nightclub. 

And it was at the nightclub, that her cell phone rang.  So she stepped out of the nightclub to answer the telephone.

It was Maggie Grace.  She said over the cell phone, "I need a girl to keep an eye on Loser Lad as his brain washing struggles near conclusion.  Alexis and I would've done it ourselves, but we have an important engagement to attend to."
JoJo said over the cell phone, "Well, you're ruining what could've been a wonderful evening of debauchery."
Maggie said over the cell phone, "Well it won't be the first time that I'll owe you a favor and it won't be the last.  Just pile it up with all the other favors that I owe you for doing this."
JoJo released a groan before she said, "Ok, I'll be right over.  I'll catch you in a few."
And so JoJo walked away from the nightclub and towards the house that Maggie Grace shared with Alexis Bledel.

And so JoJo Levesque finally reached the house shared by Alexis Bledel and Maggie Grace. 
JoJo asked, "So where is my baby sitting assignment?"
Maggie said, "He's upstairs."
JoJo asked, "Will he give me any trouble?"
Alexis said, "I seriously doubt it.  Maggie and I shall be back by morning to take over.  And then you can go back to whatever you were previously doing."
JoJo replied, "If such a thing were possible.  Well, have fun."
Maggie said, "Oh you better believe it."
Alexis said, "Good luck."
JoJo replied, "Don't worry, I can handle myself."
And so JoJo Levesque made herself at home at the house shared by Maggie Grace and Alexis Bledel.

 

 

 And so JoJo was lost in thought as she stood and looked out of the window.  It was the same window that Maggie and Alexis was looking out of a few hours earlier.  It was the same backyard that Maggie and Alexis was looking out of a few hours earlier.  And nothing much changed.  For starters, it was difficult to see since it was so dark outside.  But also, if it was possible to see anything through the darkness, it would be safe to assume that everything was calm and still. 

All that walking got her exhausted.  So JoJo sat down.  Yes, it would do her body some good.  And so she sat on the same couch that Maggie and Alexis sat down on a few hours earlier.  And she drank a glass of wine from the kitchen while she sat on the couch.

Wow, JoJo didn't realize how tired and exhausted she was.  So when she realized that the couch was a futon that turns into a bed, she did exactly that.  And she started on what she realized was a futon in hopes of getting some shut eye on what she thought was an easy keeping an eye on the slow and gradual process of brainwashing Loser Lad.  She lay down face up at first, but then she started to roll over and slept face down.

A male hand held JoJo Levesque down as he stabbed her close to her spine, through most of her vital organs and close to between her breasts.  And when she didn't die right away, Arm Fall Off Plaid Lad stabbed her a few more times.  It took at least fifteen knife stab wounds before JoJo Levesque started to bleed seventy percent of her blood all over the futon matress.

And with Joanna JoJo Levesque defeated and dead, then it was time for Arm Fall Off Plaid Lad to wake Loser Lad up from his drugged state. 

******

Olivia Wilde woke up inside the Dandilion Manor.  She was feeling relax and refreshed---Never mind the fact that she slept through the day and now it's night.  And so she showered and groomed herself.  And after a late night breakfast (Ok, it was more like dinner, but let's not argue about that), Olivia proceeded to stroll around inside the mansion rather aimlessly.

Olivia Wilde explored the greenhouse attached to Dandilion Manor

Olivia Wilde walked outside Dandilion Manor to stand outside the front door and close to the front porch.  She felt comfortable and relaxed.  No harm will come to her inside or near Dandilion Manor.

Olivia Wilde walked along the trees that decorated Dandilion Manor.

Olivia Wilde walked along the back lawn of Dandilion Manor.

Oh yes, Olivia Wilde felt comfortable and safe inside Dandilion Manor.  There's no way the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse will attack her inside the safety and comfort of Dandilion Manor.

******

Shania Twain was also at Dandilion Manor, but in a different portion of the complex.  She was in the bedroom that she maintained in the building.  And she fell asleep on the couch only to be jolted awake.  She looked around her and realized that it was her imagination working overtime.  There's no way that the Girl Killing Woman Hating Possee could possibly find their way into Dandilion Manor. 

And when Shania Twain's confidence improved her optimism and reduced her fear, the girl fell asleep on the couch yet again.

******

She's a low profile as Ashley Benson laced on her ice skates.  There's quite a party being planned at the Мертвый город девушка Indoor Ice Skating Rink.  Ashley Benson wasn't going to miss it for anything.

******

Denise Richards looked down upon her hostage as he lay on the floor.  She gave him enough mind control drugs that he was almost nearly catatonic.  Soon it will be time for mind control.  And once the mind control is finished, he'll be like that forever.  Denise Richards smiled.  Her plans are falling into place despite all the girls that has died.  She was convinced that she'll be one of the few girls to challenge the Girl Killing Women Hating posse without getting killed.

******

Kate Bosworth was getting stir crazy.  She stepped out of Denise Richard's penthouse suite and walked down the hallway.  She thought she heard something from the penthouse next door to the one that Denise Richard's was using.  Kate considered checking it out, but chose against it.  She had no idea how close she came to getting murdered by Casino Killer #1.  Better luck next time.

******

Her head was still suffering from a hangover from last nights party.  She barely remembered bits and pieces of the party that she attended.  Ariana Grande wasn't too worried if she didn't remember anything from the party that she attended last night.  A loss of memory from too much alcohol consumption is a good day for the lady.

What Ariana Grande did remember was that her best friend Elizabeth Gillies was at the party too.

Ariana Grande was working the evening shift as a disk jockey for Dandilion Girls Radio Network.  And she always did a good job as a disk jockey.  She was always popular and respected with the radio listeners who praised her always stellar radio disk jockey delivery.

Ariana Grande checked the wall clock.  Only a few more minutes until she's off the time clock and then it's time to relax.  She had a vague idea what she'll do when her shift at Dandelion Girls Radio Network ended, but she didn't know all the specifics just yet.  And when she was finished with her shift, she clocked out and walked down the hallway.  Hallway Guy was walking alongside her while holding two cups of coffee.

Ariana asked, "Isn't two cups of coffee one too many for you?"

Hallway Guy said, "Actually, one of the coffee is for you."

Ariana replied, "For me?  That's so sweet.  Thank you."

Ariana took one of the steaming hot coffee from the Hallway Guy.

Ariana continued, "I was afraid that today was going to be a failure because I wore the wrong shade of lipstick that didn't match my finger nail polish color.  But then I realized that if I repainted my finger nails a certain color, then the problem will be solved.  However, will the gamble work because I never used this shade of nail polish before."

Ariana tripped and spilled the coffee all over the carpet. 

Ariana said, "Oh gosh, I'm very clumsy today.  Sorry you prepared that delicious coffee for me and it all went to waste.  Oh look, that's my elevator.  Nice talking to you."

The Hallway Guy tried to say something, but Ariana Grande vanished into the elevator and the door closed.  Ariana Grande had no idea how close she came to getting herself murdered when she accidently spilled steaming hot coffee with quick acting poison all over the carpet.  And now the Hallway Guy will have to find some other way to murder Ariana Grande.  He frowned as he took the stairs to the same first floor lobby that Ariana Grande was heading towards by elevator.  Ariana Grande's elevator reached the floor before he could race down every flight of stairs.  She left the bulding and walked down the street to the Dandilion Hotel.

Elizabeth Gillies was already at the penthouse suite that she shared with Ariana Grande when Ariana finally returned home.  The two girls had fun girl talking for a large portion of the evening hour.

Elizabeth said, "I need a bottle of wine.  Do you want some?"

Ariana replied, "Hell yeah, I'll share a bottle with you."

Elizabeth said, "That's great.  I'll get a corkscrew."

Elizabeth left the living room.  Ariana Grande walked towards her bedroom and she lay down on her bed.  She looked out of the window as she lay down, face down on her bed.  The Hallway Guy entered her bedroom and stabbed her from behind.

He said, "Next time we have a conversation, give me the chance to say something.  Conversation hogging girls are the worst."

Ariana said as she bled to death, "I'm sorry, it won't happen again."

The Hallway Guy said, "Oh yeah, I guarantee that it won't happen again because you're dying."

The Hallway Guy stabbed Ariana Grande in the back twenty more times and she died.  Elizabeth Gillies entered the bedroom and she saw the Hallway Guy standing over Ariana Grande's dead body holding a blood soaked knife.

The Hallway Guy said, "This isn't what it looks like."

Elizabeth said, "It looks like a crime scene waiting to happen when I telephone the police and tell them what you've done.  She was my friend and you killed her."

The Hallway Guy said, "Then I need to kill you too to prevent you from calling the police."

And so the Hallway Guy stabbed Elizabeth Gillies several times with a kitchen knife until she fell to the floor dead in a messy puddle of blood.

******

It's been a while since Hayley Williams performed in concert.  Ok, it was a karaoke machine.  But still, she totally rocked the joint.

Hayley Williams' girls night out when the girls she was out either died or just simply vanished.  Of course, Hayley Williams had no proof that the girls she was with who are dead really are dead.  The Girl Killing Woman Hating Posse has been much too talented in covering up Dandelion Girl murders so that nobody will find the corpses---Even if the corpses are lying in plain sight.  Hayley never knew how such a thing was possible, but right now, the girl was much too busy running for her life to ask any questions.  She ran into a ware house several blocks from the building where the men's only party was being held.  Yeah, it was the same building that four Dandilion Girls vanished into.  She too could vanish without a trace in that same warehouse if she isn't careful.

 

Hayley Williams found four dead Dandilion Girls dead in the women's bathroom---Murdered victims of a poison gas bomb that was supposed to be afflicted against the men's only party killed off women instead.  Hayley Williams walked backwards out of the women's bathroom and looked around her.  Nothing.  Hayley Williams was nervous and she has a good reason for her nervous anxiety.  The sexually seductive girl could get murdered by a Girl Killing Woman Hating Murderer at any moment without warning.  Hayley only wished she had the strength to kill her would be attacker before she too becomes a crime scene investigation that's never solved.

Hayley saw The Bomb Defuser lying face down on the couch.  Hayley wasn't sure if the Bomb Defuser saw her.  Above the Bomb Defuser was a cord.  The cord was attached to the ceiling.  Attached to the cord was a note that said, Pull Me.  So Hayley pulled on the cord, but it wouldn't budge.  She tried to pull the cord again and it still won't budge.  The Bomb Defuser still won't budge from his lying face down position.  Hayley tripped and fell on top of the Bomb Defuser face down.  She grabbed the cord as a way of pulling herself up and the cord that was attached to the ceiling started to make some movement.  So Hayley lay down on the Bomb Defuser face up while the Bomb Defuser lay on the couch face down---Rear end on rear end and spine on spine.  Hayley pulled on the cord and it went all the way down.  It caused the bell to ring. 

Hayley said with a baffled expression on her face, "What the fuck is that?"

The Male Attacker cried out, "Oh no, a Dandelion Girl is making out with the Bomb Defuser.  I know that because she's alerting me of her presense.  I must stop her by killing her."

The Male Attacker lay down on Hayley Williams face down while she lay on top of the Bomb Defuser face up---groin on vagina and chest on breasts.  Hayley Williams lay down on the Bomb Defuser face up while the Bomb Defuser lay on the couch face down---Rear end on rear end and spine on spine.  The couch can only support two people or else it will collapse.  One of the three must die now.  The Male Attacker attacked Hayley Williams with his knife until she died.  He shoved Hayley Williams off the couch and she landed on the floor.  Now the Male Attacker can lie down on the Bomb Defuser without Hayley Williams getting in the way. 

Katy Perry and five Unnamed Dandilion Girls entered the ware house and jumped on the Male Attacker and the Bomb Defuser.  The Male Attacker lay on the bomb Defuser groin on rear end and chest on spine.  Katy Perry and four of her five Unnamed Dandelion Girls lay on the two men face down breasts on spine and vagina on rear end. 

Katy Perry said, "And now both of you will die."

One of the Unnamed Dandelion Girls entered the women's bathroom and accidently activated the poison gas bomb.  Katy Perry and four of her Unnamed Dandelion Girls raced into the women's bathroom in a failed attempt to rescue her. 

 

The women's bathroom closed and sealed from the outside.  The secondary release mechanism emptied out the poison gas bomb against Katy Perry and all five of her Unnamed Dandelion Girls until all six women are legally dead.  The Bomb Defuser and the Male Attacker never moved from the couch and the automatic lock of the women's bathroom was activated by remote control.  Now the Male Attacker and the Bomb Defuser can lie on top of each other on the couch without interruption from those meddling Dandelion Girls.

******

Emma Watson was reading the newspaper as the rain pulled into the station.  She folded the newspaper and placed it into her purse.  She gathered up her purse and what's left of her Starbuck's coffee and she walked out of the train.  It was the last stop of the railroad line to her Russian located hometown called Мертвый город девушка.  She walked off the train and she entered the train station complex.  It was an elevated railroad tracks that connected to the second floor of the train station.  She had to walk across the catwalk bridge to the second half of the second floor before walking down a flight of stairs to the first floor and then the street itself.  There was a knife placed gently on her spine.  Emma Watson didn't need to turn around.  She knew who it was.  It was a member of the Girl Killing Woman Hating Posse Murderer named Railroad Guy.  The Dandelion Girl tried to stay calm as her life was in danger of being ended violently before she can succeed in exiting the train station without getting murdered by a serial killer.

 Emma asked in a thick British accent, "What do you want?  You want money?  I can give you money.  I can give you lots of money."

Railroad Guy said, "You can't bribe yourself out of an execution.  But I don't want to toss you under the train.  Let's fight to the death in a better location.  You're too pretty of a girl to get crushed to death by a train."

Emma said, "We can fight to the death in one of the bathrooms."

Railroad Guy said, "I can agree to that."

And so with his knife pointed at her spine, he lead her across the catwalk bridge to the second half of the second floor of the train station.

When Emma Watson and Railroad Guy reached the other half of the catwalk bridge, he turned around for a second when he thought he saw a Dandelion Girl.  It turned out to be a tranvestite.  However, it only took a second for Emma Watson to vanish.  Railroad Guy was frustrated.  He knew that it was necessary for him to murder Emma Watson before she gets to exit the railroad station.

Emma Watson knew how necessary it was for her to exit the train station without getting killed by a Girl Killing Woman Hating Posse Murderer.  She found a secret door that took her to a secret room hidden away from the men's only crowd in the train station.

She cautiously sat down, not certain if she was making a wise decision.

Emma Watson tried to make a telephone call on her cell phone in hopes of raising a Dandelion Girl posse to help extricate her from the train station.  However, the secret room was blocking her cell phone call.  Frustrated, she placed her cell phone on a nearby table as she pondered her next move.

She took a deep breath and exited the secret room.  She walked fast in a manner that isn't too obvious until she reached the exit.  She exhailed with releaf as she walked out of the door and into the safety of the sidewalk itself.  Emma Watson was releaved that she escaped the men's only train station without getting murdered by the Railroad Guy.

And Emma Watson thought happy thoughts about what she'll do with her life now that she escaped becoming a crime scene investigation that never gets solved.  She walked faster and faster towards a nearby taxi cab.  A Dandilion Girl was already waiting for Emma Watson inside the taxi cab.

 

  

Emma Watson sat next to the Unnamed Dandilion Girl inside the Taxi cab.

Emma said, "Oh damn, I forgot my cell phone.  It was on the table in the secret room in the train station.  We need to go get it.  It has important telephone numbers that will cripple the Dandilion Girls membership all the way down to zero.  We can't allow the Girl Killing Woman Hating Posse to wipe out the Dandilion Girls all the way down to non-existance by using the telephone numbers in my cell phone."

The Unnamed Dandilion Girl said, "Let's just escape while we still can."

Emma Watson said, "Getting my cell phone back is much too important."

And so Emma Watson and the Unnamed Dandilion Girl exited the taxi cab and they walked back towards the men's only train station.

Emma Watson and the Unnamed Dandilion Girl entered the men's only train station.  The Unnamed Dandilion Girl was stabbed to death by the Railroad Guy as Emma Watson reentered the secret room.  The Railroad Guy entered the secret room too.

The Railroad Guy said, "Give me your cell phone and I'll give you a chance to walk out of here without a scratch.  Don't force me to kill you in self defense."

Emma Said, "The only way you're going to get my cell phone is to kill me first."

And so the Railroad Guy placed a plastic bag over Emma Watson's head and kept it secured over her head without strangling her.  The plastic bag over Emma Watson's head sufficated the girl to death.  She fell to the ground dead.  The Railroad Guy picked up the cell phone, walked over her dead body and he exited the secret room alone and unaccompanied by a girl.

******

Haylie Duff and Ashley Tisdale are very close friends.  And after talking for hours in Ashley Tisdale penthouse suite in the Dandilion Hotel, the two girls took the elevator from the twentieth floor down to the first floor.  Both Haylie and Ashley exited the Dandilion Hotel side by side in proud solidarity.

Haylie Duff and Ashley Tisdale then proceeded to ride their bike to their intended destination.  The two girls whether or not they were being followed.  It was such a nice day and the weather was perfect, both women didn't want to believe that anything bad could possibly happen to either of them.

Haylie Duff and Ashley Tisdale wasn't sure where their bike ride together was going to lead.  But whatever the outcome of the bike ride was going to be, they were convinced that both of them will continue to be safe and well when the next day arrived.  How can it fail to be so?  Both women were convinced that they never done anything wrong that could possibly make somebody mad and angry enough to make a murder attempt against either of them.  At times, Ashley Tisdale would ride ahead of Haylie Duff.  At other times, Haylie Duff would ride ahead of Ashley Tisdale.  At other times, both women would ride their bikes alongside each other.  Ah yes, the two women enjoyed bike riding mostly because bike riding was both relaxing and a great form of exercise.  Ok, mostly relaxing, but the exercise was a wonderful extra benifit.



******

Parking Lot Lord wasn't sure if he heard it correctly as he listened to Parking Lot Lad.  And with a confused expression on his face Parking Lot Lord asked, "You're telling me that Megan Fox is quitting the Dandilion Girls to help us defeat her former coworkers.  No woman has ever quit the Dandilion Girls.  Women work for the Dandilion Girls until the day they die."

Parking Lot Lad replied, "I guess Megan Fox isn't interesting in dying for the survival of the Dandilion Girls.  I know it sounds weird, but she seems to be sincere about it."

Parking Lot Lord said, "Ok, let the girl in.  I want to hear it myself before I believe it."

And so Parking Lot Lad allowed Megan Fox to enter the private basement office of Parking Lot Lord located in the basement level of the men's only parking lot garage.

Parking Lot Lord asked, "Are you sure you want to switch sides to the Girl Killing Woman Hating Posse?  No woman has ever joined the Girl Killing Woman Hating Posse."

Megan replied, "I've always been a believer in women's equality.  Even your organization is going to need a few chicks in order to have credibility."

Megan lovingly kissed Parking Lot Lord the same way she lovingly kissed Parking Lot Lad.

Parking Lot Lord said, "I guess you're claim is valid.  We must protect you from being killed by agents of the Dandilion Girls since you're serious about joining the Girl Killing Woman Hating Posse.  We need to take you into a nearby safehouse for protection."

Parking Lot Lad said, "You must have access to all of our secret classified information so that you can help up destroy the Dandilion Girls forever."

Megan said with a smile, "I wouldn't have it any other way."

And so Parking Lot Lord and Parking Lot Lad lead Megan Fox out of the basement of the men's only parking garage and into a nearby van to be delivered to a safehouse.  Megan smiled when she realized that her deception is working.  She'll have a chance to destroy the Girl Killing Woman Hating Posse from inside the ellusive safehouse with all the important classified information that few women got control over before dying forever.

Megan Fox's heart was racing as she climbed into the van.  And she didn't speak as her excitment rose as the van got closer to the safehouse.  And the van stopped.  She was gently lead out of the van.  SHE KNEW THE LOCATION OF THE SAFEHOUSE.  NOW SHE CAN TELL THE REST OF THE DANDILION GIRLS WHILE STILL CLAIMING THAT SHE'S SWITCHING SIDES.  And she fought hard to cover up her smile.  She's doing what no other Dandilion Girl has done.  She can now destroy the Girl Killing Woman Hating Posse from inside their safehouse, know all their secrets and still manage to survive.  No other girl manage to do all that and more.

 Forrest Path Guy said, "You fool, Megan Fox knows where our secret safe house is.  She knows all of our secrets.  Megan Fox must die."

Megan Fox said, "Oh no, I'm switching sides.  Allow me to kiss you so that my claim will be known to be honest and genuine."

Megan Fox moved closer to kiss the Forrest Path Guy.  The Forrest Path Guy stabbed Megan Fox between her breasts.  Megan Fox gargled blood as she fell to the sidewalk.

Megan Fox said, "You may have killed me, but the Dandilion Girls will crush you all in the end."

Parking Lot Lord stepped on Megan Fox's throat as Parking Lot Lad kicked her roughly.  It only took a few minutes for Megan Fox to die.  Megan Fox's plan to destroy the Girl Killing Woman Hating Posse's safehouse from the inside while learning all of their secrets has been defeated.  Megan is dead.

******

Aimee Teegarden was attending the Samsung Galaxy Note II smart phone launch party wondering why the poisoned fruit punch was thrown out with no male fatalities.  She also wondered why all the Samsung Galaxy Note II smart phones returned to normal. 

And when she realized that the Girl Killing Woman Hating Posse was following her close behind, she knew she had to escape to prevent herself from getting murdered.  And after giving the Girl Killing Woman Hating Possee the slip by escaping into an ally, she got a cell phone call from Denise Richards.  Aimee leaned against a brick wall as she talked on the cell phone.

Aimee said over the cell phone, "Hello girlfriend, what do you want?"

Denise Richards said over the cell phone, "Loser Lad, Chris Martin, Guy Berryman, Jonny Buckland, Will Champion Taylor Lautner,  Ryan Phillippe and James Toth are still being treated for Dandilion Girl poisoning at the Мертвый город девушка Memorial Hospital.  I want you to go there and try to derail the poisoning detox with your femenine ways."

Aimee replied over the cell phone with a wide smile on her face, "I'll see what I can do."

******

Unknown Third Person, Driveway Guy #1, Driveway Guy #2, Driveway Guy #3, Party Animal and Archery Guy stood outside the hospital rooms that contained Loser Lad, Chris Martin, Guy Berryman, Jonny Buckland, Will Champion Taylor Lautner, Ryan Phillippe and James Toth.   Unknown Third Person, Driveway Guy #1, Driveway Guy #2, Driveway Guy #3, Party Animal and Archery Guy were drinking coffee as they sat on a pair of couches.

Party Animal said, "How long will the iv tubes take to remove the poison those Dandilion Girls introduced into their bodies?  It's taking too long."

Driveway Guy #2 said, "Be patient, we'll get them restored back to normal."

Party Animal said, "But I'm missing a really cool party."

Driveway Guy #2 said, "You'll survive without the really cool party."

Driveway Guy #3 said, "We can play a game of cards."

Driveway Guy #1 said, "Hold on a second, I think I see a girl approaching the hospital rooms.  She might be trying to poison and brainwash  Loser Lad, Chris Martin, Guy Berryman, Jonny Buckland, Will Champion Taylor Lautner, Ryan Phillippe and James Toth.  We might need to kill her.  I feel sleepy.  There's something in my coffee."

Driveway Guy #3 said, "I'm about to fall asleep too."

Driveway Guy #2 said, "It's that girl.  She put sleeping drugs in my coffee.  The only way to reverse the sleeping drugs is to murder her."

Party Animal said, "Archery Guy must kill her for us."

And with that, Driveway Guy #1, Driveway Guy #2, Driveway Guy #3 and Party Animal fell to the ground asleep. 

Unknown Third Person said, "Come on Archery Guy, it's up to us to kill the girl and defeat her evil plans before she escapes justice a second time."

Archery Guy said, "I can only kill girls with bows and arrows and we're inside a hospital."

Unknown Third Person said, "Then all hope is lost because the girl is about to triumph against us if we don't murder her now."

******

And so Aimee Teegarden lovingly kissed Loser Lad, Chris Martin, Guy Berryman, Jonny Buckland, Will Champion Taylor Lautner, Ryan Phillippe and James Toth as she turned off their iv tubes.  And she brushed their hands up and down her breasts just to send home the point.  And with the reversing of the brainwashed drugged state was ruined, she stood there with a proud smile on her face.  She has won and now she's about to leave the hospital without getting murdered by the Girl Killing Woman Hating Posse.  Soon she won't have to sneak out of the men's only hospital because she'll have the drugged up brainwashed Loser Lad, Chris Martin, Guy Berryman, Jonny Buckland, Will Champion Taylor Lautner, Ryan Phillippe and James Toth to love her so much, that they'll escort her out willingly.  And the Dandlion Girls will set the Girl Killiing Woman Hating Posse against each other until the guys end up killing off each other.

 

And to show off how the sleeping drugged up Girl Killing Woman Hating Posse won't be a threat to Aimee Teegarden anymore, she sat down next to Unknown Third Person, Driveway Guy #1, Driveway Guy #2, Driveway Guy #3, Party Animal and Archery Guy as they slept on the floor next to the couch she sat on.

Aimee said with a smile, "It was much too easy.  And soon I'll be revered as the lady who destroyed the Girl Killing Woman Hating Posse forever.  I'll be worshipped like a Goddess."

And Aimee Teegarden lay down on the couch with a bigger smile on her face than ever.

The Unknown Person stood up, pinned Aimee to the couch as he repeatedly stabbed her between her breasts.  Archery Guy stood up and rammed an arrow through her throat.  Aimee Teegarden gargled blood before she died with seventy percent of her blood soaking the couch.  And when the Unknown Third Person and Archery Guy was finished murdering Aimee Teegarden, then came to task of waking up Driveway Guy #1, Driveway Guy #2, Driveway Guy #3, Party Animal, Loser Lad, Chris Martin, Guy Berryman, Jonny Buckland, Will Champion, Taylor Lautner, Ryan Phillippe and James Toth from their drugged state.

******

Well there was one particular girls night out that didn't fall apart under the weight of a Girl Killing Woman Hating Posse murder attack.  Alexa Vega, Nelly Furtado and Camilla Belle attended the 11th annual Latin GRAMMY Awards at the nearby amphitheater.  Alexa Vega and Camilla Belle got to present an award.  But mostly, the three women watched, drank wine, ate appitizers and talked to a lot of people in the men's only crowd. 

Nelly Furtado was confused as she faced Camilla  and Alexa.  Nelly asked, "Wasn't this the Country Music Association Awards only a few hours ago?"

Alexa replied, "Never mind that.  How long is night going to last around here?"

Camilla said, "Who cares as long as there's enough wine on the buffet table for everybody in this party to enjoy."

Alexa thought she saw Thug #1 walk on the far left side of the room.  She nudged Nelly and Camilla before asking, "Did you see that?"

Nelly replied, "I didn't see anything.  You must've imagined it."

Camilla said, "You've been wired up all evening.  Just relax and enjoy yourself."

Alexa said, "I'll relax when I'm assured that we're not being followed by the Girl Killing Woman Hating Posse."

And with that Alexa slowly walked after somebody she thought was Thug #1.  It didn't take long before Alexa Vega bumped into her sister McKenzie Vega outside the building that the  11th annual Latin GRAMMY Awards was being held in.

And after warm greetings, McKenzie Vega asked her older sister Alexa Vega, "You look much more worried than usual.  What's going on?"

Alexa said, "He followed us.  Thug #1 followed us.  However, I have a plan to murder Thug #1 before he murders us both.  My plan will require both of us to complete this plan without getting killed off one by one."

McKenzie said, "That sounds great.  What's my part."

Alexa said, "Just stand there and look pretty.  I'll try to lure Thug #1 towards you and you try to stab him while he's trying to escape me.  It's the standard ambush plan."

McKenzie said, "Count me in."

And Alexa Vega walked away from her older sister as she chased after Thug #1 with the intention of luring him towards her younger sister McKenzie Vega. 

 

 

Alexa Vega was so intent on following Thug #1 that she didn't see Clock Clerk as he stabbed her between her breasts in a surprise ambush attack against her.  Alexa started to gasp in pain and shock as seventy percent of her blood came dripping out.  Alexa Vega had no choice but to fall to the ground dead in a puddle of blood.   Thug #1 walked towards McKenzie Vega.  McKenzie Vega smiled as she pulled out her carefully hidden knife.   

McKenzie didn't realize that she was caught in an ambush when Clock Clerk stabbed her from behind.  McKenzie looked at Thug #1 with a shocked that drifted into a blank expression as the machette entered near her spine, went through most of her vital organs before emerging between her breasts.  McKenzie dropped her knife with her blank expression as she fell to the ground dead.  Thug #1 gave a high five to the Clock Clerk.

Clock Clerk said, "Now it's time to kill Nelly Furtado and Camilla Belle."

Thug #1 said, "We better hurry and kill the two women before they ruin the 11th annual Latin GRAMMY Awards with their evil award ceremony wrecking scheme."

******

And yes, being born Caucasian and not knowing anything about Hispanic-American entertainers beyond Cheech and Chong movies (She saw all their movies more than once and memorized all their dialogue), Jennie Garth felt qualfied to make a speech at the 11th annual Latin GRAMMY Awards.  And she was much too stoned and drunk to know if the speech she made was logical or even followed a coherent trail of thought, she kept speaking for close to an hour.  And when she was done, she did an Irish jig which wasn't even Hispanic-American related at all.

Alexa Vega and McKenzie Vega has vanished.  Jennie Garth went looking for the other girls she crashed the 11th annual Latin GRAMMY Awards with in hopes that most of the girls are still alive and breathing.  She thought she saw Camilla Belle and frantically moved towards the constantly fleeting glimpse of the girl before Jennie Garth too is made to vanish from sight.  Jennie Garth thought she saw Thug #3 walk behind her.  Jennie Garth spun around and saw nobody.  She spun forward and lost track of Camilla Belle.

Thug #3 knew exactly what was at stake.  If Thug #3 had any chance of killing Jennie Garth, he first must murder Camilla Belle.  And it was easier for Thug #3 to reach Camilla Belle before Jennie Garth could reach Camilla Belle.  It was a race against time to locate and murder Camilla Belle so that no nearby girl will have a chance to rescue Jennie Garth from a violent murder attack.

******

 Camilla Belle thought she spotted Jennie Garth.  The disadvantage of which was losing track of Nelly Furtado.  No sooner than she tried to find and lost track of Nelly Furtado that she also lost track of Gennie Garth.  However, she did locate Leelee Sobieski. 

Leelee asked, "Where did everybody go?"

Camilla said, "I don't know.  The room is so crowded that it's hard to keep track of everybody."

Leelee said, "This is no way to ruin the ruin the 11th annual Latin GRAMMY Awards.  Hold on, there might be a way to locate Jena Malone."

Camilla said, "I'm right with you Leelee.  There's safety in numbers."

Leelee Sobieski charged ahead as Camilla thought she spotted Ali Larter.

Camilla said, "Hold on a second, I think I see Ali Larter.  We should recruit her to help us out too."

But it was too late.  Leelee vanished into the crowd and it was impossible to catch up.  So Camilla walked towards Ali.

Camilla Belle finally reached Ali Larter.

Camilla said, "Nelly Furtado, Jena Malone and Leelee Sobieski is here somewhere.  I thought I spotted Jennie Garth too."

Ali asked, "Where is Alexa Vega and McKenzie Vega?"

Camilla replied, "I honestly don't know.  Both women appears to have vanished without a trace."

Ali Larter said, "Hold on, I think I see Leelee.  Stay close to me."

Ali charged on ahead.  Camilla tried to follow, but she walked straight into a knife held by Untied Shoelace Lad.  The Liason strangled Camilla from behind as Untied Shoelace Lad kept stabbing Camilla over and over again until the woman finally lay down on the floor dead.

******

Leelee Sobieski looked behind her and didn't see Camilla.  She briefly spotted Ali Larter only to loose track of the woman.  Seeing Jena Malone in front of her, Leelee walked straight towards her.

 

Leelee Sobieski finally reached the table that Jena Malone was sitting at. 

Leelee asked, "This party is crazy.  It's dangerously easy to lose track of people."

Jena said, "Don't worry about me.  I'm staying right here.  Go try to find the other women."

Leelee said, "That's a hell of a request to make lady.  Too many Dandilion Girls are scattered all over the place.  I'll be lucky if I find even a few of them."

Jena said, "I agree, but our plan to ruin the 11th annual Latin GRAMMY Awards will be ruined if too many Dandilion Girls are killed by the Girl Killing Woman Hating Posse."

And as Leelee Sobieski, Jena Malone thought she saw Thug #2 and Thug #3.  Jena Malone walked away from the table to follow them both.

 ******

Meanwhile, Leelee Sobieski thought she spotted Alicia Witt.  She she walked towards the redhead lady.  Emboldened by the notion that she might actually get something accomplished for a change of pace, Leelee walked closer towards Alicia.

 

******

Meanwhile, Alicia Witt was losing track of everybody.  Yeah, she was supposed to be sabatoging the 11th annual Latin GRAMMY Awards.  However, the necessary equipment kept getting stolen from her purse while she was putting it on the table for a few seconds.  Then she tried and failed to find other women in the Dandilion Girls.  And finally, she spotted Leelee  Sobieski.  Finally, it was starting to look as if everything was finally starting to fall into place for Alicia Witt.

Leelee Sobieski approached Alicia Witt. 
Leelee said, "I thought I left Jena Malone behind at one of the tables.  I don't know what happened to her.  We should get together and cause some damage around here."
Alicia said, "All the necessary equipment has been stolen from my purse."
Leelee said, "I still have the necessary equipment in my purse."
Alicia said, "That's fantastic.  Let's get the damage and the destruction started."
Thug #1 said, "I can't let you two get away with it.  Both of you girls must die."

Thug #1 swung his knife towards Leelee, but Alicia pulled Leelee away from the could've been fatal murder attack.  However, Alicia pulled Leelee towards her a bit too agressively.  Leelee was swung by Alicia towards the redhead beauty so that the two women were pressed against each other---Breasts on breasts and vagina on vagina.

Clock Clerk plunged a machete straight into Leelee's spine, through her vital organs, out between Leelee's breasts, between Alicia's breasts, through Alicia's vital organs and out nearby her spine.  It only took a few seconds for Alicia Witt and Leelee Sobieski to die.  Both women fell to the ground in a lifeless crumpled heap.
Thug #1 said, "Thank GOD those women are dead.  That was a close one."
Clock Clerk said, "We still have a long way to go before the Dandilion Girls are truly defeated forever.  We must keep fighting until we get the supreme leader of the Dandilion Girls."

 ******

Jessica Simpson was searching for her younger sister Ashlee Simpson.

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Ashlee Simpson was searching for her older sister Jessica Simpson.

******

Jena Malone chased after Thug #3.  She was quickly gaining on him.  Yes, she lost track of Thug #2, but she wasn't worried about that.  The only thing that concerned Jena Malone was that she was very close to doing away with Thug #3 once and for all.  That alone made her pursuit worth while.

It only took a few minutes before Jena Malone grabbed Thug #3 in a strangulation grip.

Jena said, "Let's see how you like being strangled.  It's not fun.  It's long overdue that you suffer and pay for all the murdered Dandilion Girls."

Thug #2 wrapped a rope around Jena's throat and pulled tightly.  The girl fell to the ground as she struggled to remove the rope from her neck in vain.  And when Jena Malone failed to remove the rope tied around her neck like a noose not attached to the ceiling, she had no choice but to close her eyes and died because another Dandilion Girls lost her life against the Girl Killing Woman Hating Posse.  It took only a few seconds for Thug #3 to recover from Jena's failed strangulation attack.

Thug #3 said, "Thanks for the rescue.  That girl was crazy."

Thug #2 said, "You're welcome.  Even though we have a long way to go, we're making good progress.  But we still have more Dandilion Girls to kill."

Thug #3 said, "Then we must return to the murder spree." 

 ******

And to say that Ali Larter was lost was to make an understatement.  She had no idea where to begin to find any of the Dandilion Girls.  She still had the necessary equipment in her purse and she was tempted to use those tools now rather than later.  But she waited just in case she was still able to find some of the other Dandilion Girls to lend a helping hand.  She had no idea if the Dandilion Girls were ahead or if they needed to escape while there still was enough girls left alive to stage an evacuation.

Ali Larter started to feel optimistic when she saw Amy Smart nearby.  Ali Larter started walking faster and faster towards Amy Smart as if her life depended on it (And it probably will depend on it).

******

Amy Smart was going nowhere fast.  She found a dead girl in the women's bathroom and she adjusted her makeup as best as she can with the dead body to walk around.  She wasn't sure how many more dead Dandilion Girls are scattered in the building where the 11th annual Latin GRAMMY Awards were being held (The Country Music Association Awards was held in the same exact building and was concluded a few hours ago).  Amy Smart looked in vain for a friendly Dandilion Girl and wasn't able to find anybody---Until she spotted Ali Larter walking towards her.  Amy Smart smiled as she walked towards Ali Larter.

Ali Larter approached Amy Smart and the two Dandilion Girls greeted each other warmly.

Amy Smart asked, "So what's the story?  Are the only Dandilion Girls left alive?  I don't want to start the sabatoge plan if there's still Dandilion Girls left alive and in the line of danger."

Ali Larter said, "I honestly don't know what's going on.  We need to stick together as we look for the rest of the Dandilion Girls.  We really need to sabatoge the 11th annual Latin GRAMMY Awards while we're both still alive and breathing.  I have a bad feeling about this."

Amy Smart said, "Oh yes, I also have a bad feeling that this plan to sabatoge the 11th annual Latin GRAMMY Awards is starting to fall apart rather badly."

 Ali Larter spotted Untied Shoelace Lad and she nudged Amy Smart.  Amy Smart smiled as she raced after Untied Shoelace Lad.  Ali Larter also smiled as she chased after the Liason.  Both Amy Smart and Ali Larter chased after Untied Shoelace Lad and the Liason out of the building and into the parking lot.  Ali Larter and Amy Smart paused.

Ali asked, "Where did those jerks go?"

Amy replied, "They went that way."

And so Amy Smart and Ali Larter continued to chase after Untied Shoelace Lad and the Liason.

Clock Clerk grabbed Ali Larter from behind and shoved her directly against Amy Smart.  The two women slammed against each other breasts on breasts and vagina on vagina.  Clock Clerk rammed a machete into Ali nearby her spine, straight through her vital organs, out between her breasts, straight between Amy's breasts, through most of her vital organs and exiting close to her spine. 

Ali Larter and Amy Smart died instantly.  Ali Larter and Amy Smart fell to the sidewalk dead on top of each other in a crumpled heap.  Untied Shoelace Lad and the Liason approached Clock Clerk.

Untied Shoelace Lad said, "I could've killed those two women."

Clock Clerk replied, "Your welcome.  So nice for you to be so polite."

Liason asked, "It doesn't matter who killed those two women as long as both of them are dead."

Clock Clerk said, "Let's reenter the building to see if there's any more Dandilion Girls who need to be murdered to save the 11th annual Latin GRAMMY Awards from being sabatoged."

Untied Shoelace Lad said, "That sounds like a fantastic idea."

Lily Collins got out of her car.  She walked across the parking lot.  She spotted Clock Clerk, Untied Shoelace Lad and the Liason instantly.  However, Clock Clerk, Untied Shoelace Lad and the Liason wasn't aware that Lily Collins was walking behind them.

And so, Clock Clerk, Untied Shoelace Lad and the Liason walked towards the building.  The two members of the Girl Killing Woman Hating Posse didn't see Lily Collins as she followed the two Girl Killing Woman Hating Posse murderers from a safe distance.

Lily whispered to herself, "Maybe it was easy for you to kill Ali Larter and Amy Smart, but I'm a tougher girl for those jerks to murder."

 

 

 Lily Collins walked closer to Clock Clerk, Untied Shoelace Lad and the Liason as the three Girl Killing Woman Hating Posse Murderers walked closer to the entrance.  Lily pulled out three tools that provide lethal bursts of electricity while disguised as cufflinks.  Thug #4 unknowingly bumbed into Lily from behind by accident.  Lily accidently dropped all three electricity cuff links down her blouse and between her breasts and one resting near her bra.  Lily released a yelp as she was electricuted to death by accident by Thug #4.  Lily released a gasp before she lay down on the sidewalk dead.  Thug #4 walked past Lily Collins dead body without knowing that he took her life in an accidental murder attack.  Clock Clerk, Untied Shoelace Lad, Liason and Thug  #4 entered the building without knowing how close they were to being attacked and killed by a Dandilion Girl who is now legally dead.

******

The Hispanic-Canadian lady's parents both were born in the Portoguese island of São Miguel Island.  And she's been the most luckless woman ever.  But things have a tendency to change without warning.  Right now,  Nelly Furtado couldn't believe her luck. She couldn't even win a Facebook Farmville game let alone the 11th annual Latin GRAMMY Awards.  And here she is sweeping the 11th Annual Latin GRAMMY Awards.  She even won the best male vocalist category and she's born female.  Nelly Furtado isn't complaining.  A win is still a win. 

 And she made another victory speach after another award win when a bad feelign swept over her.  And after losing track of Camilla Belle and Alexa Vega, Nelly Furtado have considered fleeing from the building before she too vanishes and possibly killed too.  It was then a relief to the girl when she linked up with Jessica Simpson as Nelly walked towards the exit.

Jessica Simpson asked, "Where did everybody go?"

Nelly Furtado replied, "I don't know and I'm not about to find out.  We need to escape this place in case all the missing Dandilion Girls have been murdered one by one."

Jessica Simpson said, "I'm not leaving until the 11th annual Latin GRAMMY Awards is sabatoged or the two of us are murdered in the process."

Nelly said, "It's the getting murdered part that I'm not enthusiastic about."

The next winner of the 11th annual Latin GRAMMY Awards category for best male music video was a male county music singer.  Nelly Furtado was starting to fume. 

Nelly said, "Our grip is starting to slip.  We need to escape before we both end up dead."

Jessica said, "My car is close to the exit.  Let's go."

Nelly Furtado struggled to catch up, but Jessica Simpson was running much faster.

Nelly Furtado and Jessica Simpson finally raced out of the exit and into the parking lot.  Nelly caught a brief glimpse of Clock Clerk, Untied Shoelace Lad, Liason and Thug #4 as she ran closer to Jessica Simpson's car.  She stuck out her tongue as her hand reached for the passenger side of the front seat car door handle.

Nelly opened the car door just as she felt a sharp pain in her spine.  Thug #4 pulled the quiver and he fired another arrow into Nelly's spinal area. 

Nelly said, "It's too late for me.  I've been defeated.  The Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse has killed me.  Get out of here before they kill you too."

Jessica Simpson reluctantly closed the car door as Nelly Furtado lay down on the parking lot and died.  Jessica Simpson's car tore out of the parking lot and down the street.

In her rear view mirror, Jessica Simpson saw a fleeting glimps of a Dandilion Girl and she proceeded to make a u turn back to the building where the 11th Annual Latin GRAMMY Awards was starting to turn back into the Country Music Association Awards.  Jessica Simpson parked her car close to the front entrance of the building and ran back into it. 

Jessica Simpson ran into her younger sister Ashlee Simpson.

Ashlee asked, "What happened to the 11th Annual Latin GRAMMY Awards?  Why is it turning back into the Country Music Association Awards?"

Jessica replied, "Too many Dandilion Girls who casted the enchantment may have died.  We must escape now before the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse kills us too."

Ashlee replied, "I dropped my necklace somewhere around here.  I need to find it."

Jessica replied, "Forget the damn necklace.  We must leave now."

And so Jessica Simpson dragged a reluctant Ashlee Simpson into her car.  And with Ashlee in the passenger side of the front seat and Jessica in the drivers side of the front seat, the car drove off from the parking lot and down the road.

******

 

And when Jessica Simpson and Ashlee Simpson reached the Dandilion Hotel, the two women sat down in the swimming pool area, Ashlee Simpson was feeling depressed.  Not even a birthday cake to celebrate her birthday could cheer her up.  The Driftwood Assasin hid in the shadows as the two women talked to each other.

Jessica said, "Hey, some plans work out, and some plans don't work out.  That's just the way things are.  Next time, we'll come up with a better plan that will totally kick ass." 

Ashlee said, "I was friends with all of those Dandilion Girls who have died."

Jessica said, "And you think I don't feel bad about that?  I feel just as bad as you do.  We underestimated a lot before launching into that plan.  The Dandilion Girls won't mess up that badly the next time we attack the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse."

Birthday Lad approached the two women as the Driftwood Assasin hid in the shadows.   Ashlee was the first to notice the new arrival.

Ashlee faced Birthday Lad and she asked, "Hello Birthday Lad, are you here to help me celebrate my birthday or are you here to murder me?"

Birthday Lad replied, "It depends on what we can do with each other if I allow you to survive our conversation with each other."

Jessica Simpson said, "Why don't you allow my younger sister Ashlee and I to survive and we can have sex with each other.  You'll find that I'm very sexy naked in bed."

Birthday Lad said, "Your offer is getting better and better by the second."

 The Driftwood Assasin realized that the Birthday Lad was starting to fall in love with both Jessica Simpson and Ashlee Simpson.  The Driftwood Assasin grabbed Jessica Simpson and he dragged her closer and closer to the swimming pool.  Ashlee Simpson tried to save Jessica Simpson from getting murdered, but the Birthday Lad held her back with an iron grip.

 The Driftwood Assissin pulled Jessica Simpson underwater and held her down.  And the Driftwood Assassin continued to hold Jessica Simpson until she died from drowning.  Jessica Simpson's dead lifeless body floated to the bottom of the swimming pool.

And that was how Jessica Simpson was murdered by the Driftwood Assasin. 

The Brithday Lad pulled Ashlee Simpson closer to the swimming pool

Ashlee Simpson cried out, "What are you doing?"

Birthday Lad said, "I can't allow you to escape justice like this."

 And the Birthday Lad held Ashlee Simpson underwater.  Ashlee bit the Birthday Lad's left arm and it made him want to hold her underwater even more so.  And the girl continued to struggle against him until it was impossible for her to struggle any further.  And that was the second that Ashlee Simpson died from drowning.  And this was the second that Ashlee Simpson's dead lifeless body floated to the bottom of the swimming pool.  Only the Birthday Lad and the Driftwood Assasin was able to leave the swimming pool alive and breathing.

The Driftwood Assasin said, "We took away the Dandilion Hotel swimming pool away from the Dandilion Girls.  Soon the rest of the Dandilion Hotel will be taken away from the Dandilion Girls too.  Soon all the Dandilion Girls will be dead."

The Birthday Lad said, "It's a shame both of the Simpson sisters are dead.  We won't be able to share the birthday cake with either of them."

The Driftwood Assasin said, "I guess the birthday cake will only be for us alone and nobody else."

******

Kate Bosworth stepped out of the Dandilion Hotel for a few seconds.  She stood outside the front entrance and stepped around a dead girl.  She peered into a nearby car and noticed another dead girl sprawled in the back seat.  Kate frowned as she walked away from what could only be described as a crime investigation scene waiting to happen.  She tried to dial 911 about what she saw, but she never could get through.  And no police cars came to investigate the 911 telephone call.  And she was concerned about that.  She looked around and observed the cityscape around her.  There was nothing out of the ordinary that she should be concerned about.  Or if there was something for her to be concerned about, such a threat was very good at hiding itself.

Kate Bosworth approached two Dandilion Girls. 
Kate said, "Let me know if something suspicious happens."
Dandilion Girl #1 said, "I seriously doubt anything horrible will happen, but I shall do as you command."
Dandilion Girl #2 said, "You can count on the two of us."

Both of the Dandilion Girls were stabbed to death by Casino Killer #1 as Kate Bosworth reentered the Dandilion Hotel.  Kate took the elevator and walked down the hallway back to Denise Richards penthouse suite.  Denise Richards had just finished with a telephone call to Jennie Garth.

 Denise said, "Jennie just called me.  Everything is falling apart for her.  All of the Dandilion Girls she came in with are dead.  The 11th Annual Latin GRAMMY Awards is turning back into the Country Music Association Awards.  I'm going to clean up that mess personally.  Keep an eye on the hostage while I'm gone."

Kate said, "Oh don't worry, I'll make sure that the drugging and the brainwashing is completed.  The only way the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse could stop me is to kill me and I'm a diffiult girl to kill.  You go and clean up the mess.  The hostage and I will still be here when you return."

Denise said, "Be careful Kate."

Kate replied, "You too Denise."

And Denise Richards exited the penthouse suite.  Kate Bosworth sat down on a chair as she faced her hostage squarely in the eye.  She smiled as she sat calmly directly in front of him as he lay in the floor in a drugged up brainwashed crumpled heap.

Kate said with a sweet next door neighbor type of smile, "Are you feeling comfortable yet?"

And that's when she took off her clothes and sat there dressed only in her bra and panties.  And she was prepared to tempt the hostage sexually.  Soft music was played on the compact disk player.

 The mood was ruiined when Kate Bosworth heard a noise in the balcony region.  She placed her clothes back on and she walked towards the balcony.  Casino Killer #1 stabbed her between her breasts.  And when she was still alive and breathing, he stabbed her five more times.  And when that failed to kill her, he continued to stab her to death until she lay down on the balcony floor dead.

And with Kate Bosworth lying down on the floor dead, Casino Killer #1 proceeded to wake the hostage, Rob Pattinson, from his drugged up brainwashed state of mind.

******

Alexis Bledel lost track of  Maggie Grace as she walked around the restaurant portion of the indoor ice skating rink.  And not seeing Maggie Grace at any of the restaurant portion tables, she walked towards the rest and relaxation lounge area and sat nearby the fireplace.

Alexis was confident that Maggie will turn up safe and well.  She just needed to stay in one place so that it would be easier for Maggie Grace to find her.  And so Alexis sat there and patiently waited for Maggie to eventually track her down. 

Christmas Man tried to walk towards Alexis Bledel, but his wallet was stolen by Selma Blair.  He tried to chase after her, but there was too many people between Selma Blair and her would-be intended murderer.  And Christmas Man knew that he had to murder Selma Blair in order to get his wallet back.  If only he can get close enough to Selma Blair to violently end her life successfully.

******

The 11th Annual Latin GRAMMY Awards had changed back into the Country Music Association Awards by the time Denise Richards race back into the stadium.  Denise Richards had no problems finding Jennie Garth.  The fact that Jennie Garth was standing nearby the entrance made everything easy for Denise.

Jennie said, "My daughter Luca Bella Facinelli and the two of us are the only Dandilion Girls left alive in this building.  We need to escape while we have the chance."

Denise said, "Oh you underestimate what I'm planning to do.  We're going to change the CMT Country Music Awards back into the 11th Annual Latin GRAMMY Awards once again."

Jennie said, "I highly recommend not doing that.  My daughter Luca and I will die if we stay here one second longer.  That's what I was trying to tell you over the telephone."

Denise said, "I wouldn't come all this way just to hear you back out of this plan.  I'm here to save this Dandilion Girl plan from being defeated by the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse."

Illinois River Guy approached the two women and said, "Is there a problem?"

Jennie said, "There isn't a problem.  Please move along.  Denise and I are talking and we'll talk better if you're not around to listen to our private conversation."

Illinois River Guy said, "That's a rude thing to say."

Denise said, "I'm sorry you feel that way, but Jennie and I don't give a shit."

And with that Denise walked closer to the stage.  Jennie tried to race after Denise, but wasn't fast enough.  The Illinois River Guy raced after Jennie and was starting to catch up to her.

Jennie Garth finally caught up with her daughter Luca Bella Facinelli.  The two women greeted each other.  The Illinois River Guy was catching up with them both. 

Jennie said, "Do you see Denise Richards anywhere?  We must convince her to escape with us both before all three of us Dandilion Girls are dead."

Luca said, "I don't see anybody except for that scary guy walking up closer towards us both."

The Illinois River Guy cried out, "Don't you dare walk away from me when I'm trying to have a conversation with me.  What you've done can only be punished by a murder attack."

And with that, the Illinois River Guy attacked Jennie Garth and Luca Bella Facinelli in a knife attack until both women lay down on the floor dead in a massive puddle of blood.  The Illinois River Guy walked over the two dead girls as he walked closer to Denise Richards.

Denise Richards grabbed a microphone from a guy who won an award.  She started to chant a supernatural incantation to change the CMT Country Music Awards back into the 11th Annual Latin GRAMMY Awards.  And this time, the supernatural incantation will be permenent if she isn't killed to prevent her scheme from becoming reality.

Denise Richards faced the Illlinois River Guy and she cried out, "It's too late, the incantation has been completed.  The the CMT Country Music Awards will be the 11th Annual Latin GRAMMY Awards for all eternity.  You can only stop the incantation by killing me within the next minute or else the chance to defeat me will be lost forever."

The Illinois River Guy cried out, "Oh no, I must kill you.  I can't let you get away with this."

And the Illinois River Guy stabbed Denise Richards between her breasts.  And when that failed to kill the girl, he stabbed her between her breasts fourteen more times.  Denise Richards fell to the floor in a crumpled heap and a puddle of blood.  The CMT Country Music Awards never had the chance to turn back into the 11th Annual Latin GRAMMY Awards for all eternity anymore because Denise Richards has been murdered.  Denise Richards is dead.

******

Let's just be honest.  Jennifer Aniston isn't the type of chick to gloat nor was she the type of chick to take advantage of the failure of a fellow Dandilion Girls teammate.  However, when Denise Richards failed and paid the price of her failure by getting murdered, Jennifer Aniston knew that it would be her turn to take over.  And she was convinced that she had a much better plan for doing away with the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse if ever she had the chance to prove herself.  And now she has that chance to prove herself.

And no, she really wasn't dressed for the part because she wasn't expecting Denise Richards to fail and die so spectacularly.  However, she can easily get scrubbed and dressed in the proper attire rather easily.  She was close to her private residence.  She can easily get prepared in minutes.  She had the proper dress and high heeled shoes thrown around someplace and she has a vague understanding where to find and assemble her attire. 

The one thing that Jennifer Aniston was thankful for was that nobody ever forced her to learn to use the sewing machine.  She never needed to sew anything anyway.  If there's a rip in one of her outfits, she either tossed it out or she donated it to goodwill.  But she never needed to sew and she never needed to use the sewing machine.  And just as well, but sewing needles looked very sharp and very painfull.  And if there's one thing that makes Jennifer Aniston uncomfortable are sharp pointy metal objects that makes a really huge mess if pierced into the human body---Sewing needles expecially.  Just a few seconds more.  Her house was just around the corner.  And once she took a shower and changed her outfit into a more formal dress, then she can truly begin with her plan (Which she never thought that she'd ever get to actually impliment).

******

Allow us to speed up time by jumping ahead an hour into the future.

******

"Jennifer Aniston is one really fine chick,"she heard somebody say.  Jennifer Aniston turned around to see who said that statement, but she couldn't find anybody.  Jennifer Aniston was slightly flustered, but she didn't let that drag her down.  And so she returned her attention to her date and not to the possibility that somebody less than savory might be following her arround.  Besides, distracting paranoia has never done her any good in the past.

And in the end, Jennifer Aniston was having a really nice time.  Yes, there were some unfortunate news about a few Dandilion Girl fatalities, but she was convinced that the Dandilion Girls luck will soon move upwards without any more unnecessary fatalities.  And with that optimistic thought in mind, Jennifer took another sip of the most expensive champaign with a smile on her face.

******

Lucy Kate Hale looked at Michelle Ryan as both girls sat behind Cheerleader Charlie as he sat with his back turned to both women drinking Coca Cola from a plastic bottle.  Lucy frowned as she returned her gaze to Charlie Cheerleader who still refused to look behind him at the two girls sitting behind him at a different table.

Lucy said, "I can't believe that Charlie Cheerleader is unaware that you're following him.  You do realize that Charlie Cheerleader will murder you the second he finds out that you're following him non-stop for the entire early evening hours."

Michelle said, "That may be true, but he hasn't found out yet.  That means that I'm nowhere close to getting myself murdered.  Besides, I'm going to get myself killed by the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse anyway regardless what I'm doing.  I might as well have some fun in the process."

 Lucy said, "You do realize that the murder of women has no negative consequences around here.  So if you provoke Charlie Cheerleader to murder you, that's it.  You're gone and you will never return."
Michelle said, "I'm more than capable of killing Charlie Cheerleader if he even considers killing me."

 Lucy said, "The problem is that every single Dandelion Girl has claimed that she has the capacity to kill Charlie Cheerleader and every single Dandelion Girl who tried has died.  If you want to be yet another girl murdered by Charlie Cheerleader, be my guest."
Michelle said, "So you're not going to attack and try to kill anybody in the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse?"
Lucy said, "Well, I'd love to attempt to kill Ice Skating Lad before he succeeds in killing me."
Michelle said, "So I'm tempting Charlie Cheerleader to kill me and you're tempting Ice Skating Lad to kill you.  We're both in the same situation.  We're both waiting to die at the hands of our assigned victimizing murderers."

 Lucy said, "That's a gloomy thing to consider."
Michelle said, "But it's the truth."  Charlie Cheerleader stood up and prepared to leave the building without realizing that two Dandelion Girls was sitting behind him.  Last chance to kill both of them before the opportunity is ruined.  Michelle added, "My target is getting ready to move.  Time for me to risk my life trying to kill him without getting myself murdered first."
Lucy Kate Hale continued to sit on her seat as first Charlie Cheerleader stood up and exited the room and then Michelle Ryan followed.  Lucy tried to stand up, she slipped and nearly fell down and lay down like a dead body, but she held on to the table and sat herself back down without risk of injury.  Lucy Kate Hale is safe from harm.
Lucy said, "Damn it, I nearly died."

Lucy Kate Hale took another sip of her plastic bottle of Coca Cola as she relaxed in the cafeteria feeling comfortable and calm.   Lucy Kate Hale failed to get the point that Selma Blair and Jennifer Aniston can't die until she dies. And she's about to die in a murder attack any second now.
Meanwhile, Michelle Ryan continued to follow Charlie Cheerleader.  The doomed sexually seductive girl was still amazed that Charlie Cheerleader refused to look behind him and prevent her from attacking him from behind by killing her.  Michelle continued to follow her assigned victimizer from a safe distance as she waited for the perfect chance to attack him from behind.

Charlie Cheerleader is running out of time and must kill Michelle Ryan now before she attacks him from behind.  But how can he kill the girl when he isn't aware that Michelle is following him and he refuses to look behind him.  If there is a way for Charlie Cheerleader to kill Michelle Ryan without knowing that she's walking behind him and without looking behind him, now is the time to do so.  The doomed easy to kill girl was getting ready to attack and he's running out of time.  Michelle needs to be killed now!

******

Alyssa Milano loved hanging out in bookstores.  More to the point, Alyssa Milano loved hanging out in bookstores when her first ever published book, Safe At Home, was available for sale.  And so Alyssa Milano walked to the nearby bookstore to admire her published book as it sat on the bookstore shelf proudly with all the other published books.  And she was happy because she enjoyed being a published writer.

Alyssa Milano needed a huge caffine fix so she drank cappuccino at the cappuccino cafe portion of the bookstore.  And she looked out of the window at the street beyond the bookstore as she slowly drank her cappuccino.  And she felt calm and at peace with herself as she drank her cappuccino.  On occasion, she would be hit on, but she always rejected the would be seductions from opposite gender individuals with abrupt one word rejections.  And on occasion, she would stand up to look out of the window instead of sitting down to look out of the window.

And so Alyssa Milano walked to the staircase that lead from the first floor of the bookstore to the second floor of the bookstore.  And she sat down on the staircase with a proud expression on her face.

Recently released from the hospital and returned back to normal, Car Guy approached Alyssa Milano.  He tried to climb the stairs, but Alyssa Milano's decision to sit on the staircase was blocking his path.  The girl refused to move from the spot where she sat.

The Car Guy said, "Please stand aside and let me pass."

Alyssa said, "I refuse to stand aside.  You won't be shopping for books in the second floor of this bookstore today.  Please find another acitvity to do today."

The Car Guy said, "Look, I've been having a really bad day.  Two girls beat me up so badly, that I needed emergency surgery.  One of the girls who beat me up is now dead so it serves her right.  The other girl still needs to die.  I don't need any grief from you too."

Alyssa said, "That's too bad because I'm going to give you lots of grief.  I'm not standing aside.  You're not allowed to shop for books in the second floor of this bookstore."

The Car Guy stabbed Alyssa between her breasts.  And he kept stabbing her between her breasts until Alyssa rolled down the staircase dead.  The Car Guy climbed the staircase to the second floor of the bookstore and he purchased a book in the second floor of the bookstore.

******

Charlyn Marie "Chan" Marshall aka Cat Power looked at the Unknown Third Person as he walked down the street.  A group of girls surrounded the Unknown Third Person.

Cat Power cried out, "Just where the Hell do you think you're going?"

The Unknown Third Person replied, "I'm walking forward."

Cat Power replied, "You're not walking forward.  You're going back to where you came from."

Unknown Third Person replied, "I seriously doubt it."

The Unknown Third Person kicked Dandelion Girl #1 and she died.  The Unknown Third Person punched Dandelion Girl #2, punched Dandelion Girl #3, kicked Dandelion Girl #4 before punching Dandelion Girl #5 causing all four girls to lie down legally dead.  The Unknown Third Person punched Cat Power before kicking her.  The Unknown Third Person punched Dandelion Girl #6, punched Dandelion Girl #7, punched Dandelion Girl #8, kicked Dandelion Girl #9, punched Dandelion Girl #10 causing her to fall backwards against Dandelion Girl #11 before he punched Dandelion Girl #12 causing all seven girls to lie down legally dead.  Cat Power punched the Unknown Third Person before he punched her, she kicked him and he punched her twice before kicking her.  The Unknown Third Person punched Cat Power, punched Dandelion Girl #13 causing her to die, punched Dandelion Girl #14 causing her to die, kicked Cat Power, punched Dandelion Girl #15 causing her to die and kicked Cat Power.  Cat Power punched The Unknown Third Person and he punched her twice before kicking her to the ground.  The Unknown Third Person punched Dandelion Girl #16, punched Dandelion Girl #17, punched Dandelion Girl #18, punched Dandelion Girl #19 before kicking Dandelion Girl #20 causing all five girls to lie down legally dead.  Cat Power stood up and she punched him twice and he kicked her to the ground.

 The Unknown Third Person punched Dandelion Girl #21, punched Dandelion Girl #22, punched Dandelion Girl #23, punched Dandelion Girl #24, kicked Dandelion Girl #25 and punched Dandelion Girl #26 causing all six girls to lie down legally dead.  Cat Power stood up and he punched her, kicked Dandelion Girl #26 and she died, kicked Cat Power, punched Dandelion Girl #27 and he fell against Dandelion Girl #28, Dandelion Girl #29 and Dandelion Girl #30 causing all four girls to lie down legally dead.  The Unknown Third Person punched Cat Power and she lay down to the ground.  The Unknown Third Person punched Dandelion Girl #31, punched Dandelion Girl #32, punched Dandelion Girl #33, kicked Dandelion Girl #34 and kicked Dandelion Girl #35 causing all five girls to lie down legally dead.  Cat Power stood up and he punched her twice and she fell.

 Cat Power stood up and the Unknown Third Person kicked her to the ground.  The Unknown Third Person punched Dandelion Girl #36 and kicked Dandelion Girl #37 causing both girls to lie down legally dead.  Cat Power stood up and he kicked her face up to the ground causing the girl to legally die.  Chan Marshall aka Cat Power is no longer alive.  The girl is legally dead.  The Unknown Third Person punched Dandelion Girl # 38, kicked Dandelion Girl #39 and Dandelion Girl #40 causing all three girls to lie down legally dead.  The Unknown Third Person punched Dandelion Girl #41, kicked Dandelion Girl #42, punched Dandelion Girl #43 and she fell backwards against Dandelion Girl #44 causing all four girls to legally die.
Butterfly Boucher approached the Unknown Third Person as more Dandelion Girls surrounded him.
Butterfly cried out, "What have you done?  There was no reason for you to kill off Cat Power like that.  Why was it necessary for you to kill that poor girl."
The Unknown Third Person replied, "Allow me to demonstrate why it was necessary for me to kill that girl once and for all."
He punched Butterfly and she fell to the ground.  He punched Dandelion Girl #45, kicked Dandelion Girl #46, punched Dandelion Girl #47, punched Dandelion Girl #48, kicked Dandelion Girl #49, punched Dandelion Girl #50 and kicked Dandelion Girl #51 causing all six girls to lie down legally dead.  Butterfly stood up and he kicked her to the ground.

 Butterfly stood up and she punched him, he kicked her twice and she punched him three times.  He punched Dandelion Girl #52 and she fell dead, kicked Butterfly, punched Dandelion Girl #53 and she fell dead, punched Butterfly, Butterfly punched him and he kicked her before punching Dandelion Girl #54 causing her to lie down legally dead.  He punched Butterfly and she fell.  He kicked Dandelion Girl #55 and she fell dead.

Butterfly stood up and he kicked her to the ground.  He punched Dandelion Girl #56, kicked Dandelion Girl #57, kicked Dandelion Girl #58 causing all three girls to lie down dead.  Butterfly stood up and he kicked her to the ground.  Butterfly tried to stand up and he kicked her twice causing her to lie down legally dead.  He punched Dandelion Girl #59, kicked Dandelion Girl #60, punched Dandelion Girl #61 and shoved her against Dandelion Girl #62 and Dandelion Girl #63 causing all five girls to lie down legally dead.
The Unknown Third Person walked over all sixty-five legally dead Dandelion Girls as he walked forward down the middle of the street with calm determination.
Sailor Brinkley Cook was standing guard outside the Dandelion Ice Skating Rink that Shit For Brians was locked up inside a closet.  The only way that the Unknown Third Person can rescue Shit For Brains Lad is to kill Sailor Brinkley Cook as she stood guard outside the building.  The Unknown Third Person looked at Sailor with concern.  Fighting Sailor Brinkley Cook to the death doesn't look like an easy task to accomplish. 
 The Unknown Third Person approached Sailor.  He asked, "Do you have a light for my cigarette."
Sailor replied, "Sorry, I don't smoke.  Go bother somebody else."

 The Unknown Third Person said, "I don't want to ask somebody else."
Sailor replied, "Look, I can't light your goddamn cigarette if I don't have a cigarette lighter.  So buzz off and find somebody else to bother."

 The Unknown Third Person said, "That's a rude thing to say."
Sailor replied, "I don't give a shit."
The Unknown Third Person said, "You should give a shit."

 Sailor said, "I'm going to turn my back to you and you better be gone before I turn back around."

 Sailor turned her back to the Unknown Third Person and he stabbed the girl from behind.  Sailor started to drool blood as she was stabbed from behind five more times.

 Sailor tried to say something, but her throat was filled with too much blood.  Sailor started to vomit blood as she was stabbed from behind because she didn't fall dead yet.  Sailor stumbled before the dying girl finally fell face first to the ground.

 Sailor tried to stand up only to be kicked back to the ground again.

Sailor Brinkley Cook closed her eyes and she legally died.  Sailor is no longer alive.  Unable to stand guard in front of the Dandelion Ice Skating Rink, no it's time for the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse to invade the building and kill all the girls inside the building.

******

Amanda Seyfried looked at Anne Hathaway.  Anne Hathaway looked at Amanda Seyfried.

Amanda asked, "What time is it?"

Anne replied, "I think it's 10:20 at night."

Amanda said, "Really, I thought it was closer to midnight."

Anne replied, "I think we still have a few more hours to go before that happens."

Amanda said, "Then we better make this evening count for everything."

Anne replied, "Oh yes, you better believe that we're going to make this evening count for something."

And with that the two women walked towards the party event of the evening.

 

Amanda Seyfried was distracted for only a few seconds.  But only a few seconds was needed for Amanda to lose track of Anne.  She frantically searched for Anne but wasn't too successful.  But she wasn't discouraged.  She'll carry out her part of the plan anyway.

Anne Hathaway may have lost track of Amanda Seyfried, but she's still confident that everything will work out anyway.  And if not, she had an escape plan just in case, though she seriously doubts that an escape plan would ever be needed.  And Anne took a deep breath, whispered a brief prayer to herself before she walked forward.

******

Lea Michele spent most of the day working on a computer virus at Jennifer Aniston's house.  And she got so carried away with this comuter virus project, that she lost all track of time.  And when she realized that he's slightly late for Jennifer Aniston's Ice skating Party at the Ice Skating Rink, Lea Michele raced as fast as her feet can carry her down the secret flight of stairs to the sidewalk below.

And when Lea Michele reached the bottom of the secret staircase, she walked towards her car, entered it and started the ignition.

 

And it only took a few minutes for Lea Michele reached Jennifer Aniston's Ice Skating Party at the the Мертвый город девушка Indoor Ice Skating Rink.  Lea Michele encountered Elizabeth Olsen sitting at one of the tables.  The two women greeted each other warmly.

Lea asked Elizabeth, "Did my target arrive yet?"

Elizabeth pointed left as she replied, "Your target is right over there."

Lea asked Elizabeth, "Is my target accompanied by other targets?"

Elizabeth replied, "Your target is unaccompanied."

Lea replied, "Good.  That makes my job so much easier.  I'll let you know what there's a long awaited death scene of the first Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse fatality."

And with that, Lea Michele followed Thug #4.  Lea Michele was convinced that Thug #4 isn't aware that he's being followed---Not until it was too late to rescue himself.  Mary Kate Olsen and her identical twin sister Ashley Olsen sat down at the same table as their younger sister Elizabeth Olsen.

Mary Kate Olsen said, "Where is Lea Michele off to?"

Elizabeth Olsen said, "She's off to murder Thug #4.  Jennifer Aniston heard a rumor that Thug #4 has to kill five girls in order for him to be properly rehabilitated within the ranks of the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse and one out of five necessary girl kills has been done accidently.  Thug #4 needs to kill four more girls by accident to be properly rehabilitated."

Ashley Olsen said, "What did Thug #4 do to be placed on propation?"

Elizabeth Olsen said, "I don't know.  Perhaps Thug #4 was caught having a sex fantasy about rich and famous women being promised to be married off to impoverished McDonald Restaurant employed fast food working bike riding failed college graduates."

Mary Kate said, "That's a disturbing thing to have a sex fantasy about."

Ashley said, "I guess it's better that Thug #4 will soon be dead."

Elizabeth said, "Jennifer Aniston wants all three of us to attempt to kill Thug #4 if he succeeds in killing Lea Michele before she can murder him."

Ashley said, "Oh don't worry, Mary Kate and I will kill him in no time."

Mary Kate said, "That little creep won't know what hit him."

Elizabeth said, "That's good, because I'll be forced to kill Thug #4 if he manages to kill Lea and the two of you girls and he only needs to kill me to be properly rehabilitated."

******

Lea Michele followed him out of the ice skating rink, across the street and into the clothing store.  She followed him through the crowded clothing store to the backroom.  She hid behind large stacks of cardboard bloxes filled with clothes when he became suspicious.  When he walked forward through the backroom of the clothing store, Lea Michele followed close behind.

He turned around to face Lea Michele.

Thug #4 said, "I don't want to murder you.  Let's have sex instead."

Lea Michele found herself saying, "Yeah, sure.  Let's have sex."

And so Thug #4 and Lea Michele lovingly kissed as he pressed her backwards against an open doorway leading towards something.  They kissed again.  His bracelette got stuck in the door handle.  He wasn't able to get his arm free.

Lea said, "Forget about the bracelette.  Bracelettes are for girls."

He said, "Don't worry, my arm is nearly free."

The only way he could get his arm free was to accidently push and slightly kick Lea down the open doorway and down a shute.  However, by freeing his hand, he accidently closed the door which automatically starts the trash compactor.  And Lea Michele was accidently thrown down the trash compactor.  And that's how he accidently killed the second dead girl needed to be rehabilitated.  He needs to kill three more girls in order to be rehabilitated.

******

He returned to the ice skating rink and he was unaccompanied by a girl.

Elizabeth said, "I guess it's our turn to either kill him or become the last three girl murders needed for Thug #4 to be properly rehabilitated."

Ashley said, "Mary Kate and I will walk towards him.  Elizabeth will walk behind him.  The three of us will murder Thug #4 in an ambush murder attack or all three of us will die trying."

Mary Kate said, "Sounds like a great idea.  Let's go."

And so Mary Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen watched Elizabeth Olsen vanish into the crowd.  And then the two girls waited until he walked past them before they both followed him close behind from a safe distance.  Or rather, Mary Kate and Ashley believed that he can't kill them both by accident from,the safe distance that they were following him at.  They needed to do a u turn and start walking towards him without losing track of him.  So far, so good.  He wasn't aware that Mary Kate and Ashley was moving against him with intent to either kill or die trying.

Mary Kate Olsen spotted Jessica Chastain.  Mary Kate pulled her identical twin sister towards Jessica and the three women greeted each other warmly.

Jessica asked, "What's the two of you girls up to?"

Mary Kate said, "We're coordinating a complicated plan to murder Thug #4 before he succeeds in killing my sister Ashley, my sister Elizabeth and myself."

Jessica said, "Sounds like fun.  I would like to help out, but I'm meeting up with two girls in a few minutes.  Good luck you two."

Ashley said, "I wouldn't worry about my safety.  Thug #4 isn't going to get the chance to murder me."

Jessica said, "Well it's about time somebody knocked that jerk down a few notches.  Again, good luck.  I can't wait to see Thug #4's dead body."

Mary Kate said, "Good luck with your murder plan against the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse."

Jessica said, "Thanks.  With luck, we'll be seeing a bunch of happy lucky girls going ice skating with a huge smile on their faces."

Jessica Chastain walked off in one direction.  Mary Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen followed him close behind in another direction.

 

******

Thug #4 encountered Captain Kite (He's Considered to be Higher Than A...) and the two men greeted each other warmly.  Captain Kite was carrying a machete with him to the Мертвый город девушка Indoor Ice Skating Rink. 

Thug #4 asked, "Why are you carrying a machette to the ice skating rink?"

Captain Kite (He's Considered to be Higher Than A...) said, "I'm hoping to kill girls with this machete.  I'm hoping to kill lots of girls with this machete."

Thug #4 said, "Can I hold that machete?"

Captain Kite (He's Considered to be Higher Than A...) said, "Oh sure, be my guest."

Thug #4 started to wave the machete until it felt as if he was plunging the machete into something human and organtic.  It wasn't until Mary Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen was falling to the ground that Thug #4 realized that he rammed the machete through Ashley's spine, through her vital organs, out between her breasts, through Mary Kate's breasts, through her vital organs and out of her spine.  Both Mary Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen has been murdered by accident by Thug #4.

Captain Kite (He's Considered to be Higher Than A...) said, "Oh wow man, you killed two girls.  Good for you.  You're making great progress in your improvement as a human being."

Thug #4 said, "I still feel really bad about killing those girls by accident."

Captain Kite (He's Considered to be Higher Than A...) said, "You'll get used to killing girls without consequences when you make yourself more legally dead inside.  You just need more practice.  You can start by killing one more girl to complete your rehabilitation.  Let's walk outside and you can practice your machete swinging skills in the parking lot."

******

There were no Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse members going ice skating at the Мертвый город девушка Indoor Ice Skating Rink.  There were only Dandilion Girls going ice skating in safety and comfort and nothing else.  And Lucy Kate Hale, Ashley Benson and half Caucasian and half   Filipino Shay Mitchell were having a wonderful time as they ice skated skillfully side by side as very girly music played in the background. 

 Upon walking off the ice and towards the lobby, Lucy faced her two girlfriends and she asked, "I'm in the mood for some hot cocoa.  What about you two?  Care for some hot cocoa too?"
Ashley said, "Oh yes, I'm thirsty.  Hot cocoa would be great."
Shay replied, "Get me some too."

 Lucy said, "I'll be right back.  Perhaps I'll get some pretzels too."

 And with that, Lucy walked towards the concession stnd.

 Christma Man followed Lucy Kate Hale with intent to murder her.

 That's ok for Christmas Man to have intent to murder Lucy Kate Hale, because she has intent to murder him too.  So his murderous attack against her is in self defence.

 Christmas Man is catching up.  His knife is ready to stab her to death from behind.

 Lucy Kate Hale isn' aware that she's about to die.

 And killing Dandilion Girls such as Lucy Kate Hale never carries negative consequences. 

 It's an easy murder without guilt or legal consequences.

 And he walked closer.

 She reached the Chrismas tree and...

 ...She looked around...

 ...Causing Christmas Man to hide.

 I guess Lucy Kate Hale has to wait a bit longer for the chance to die in battle.

Ashley Benson and Shay Mitchel was concerned.  It's taking too long for Lucy Kate Hale to return.

Ashley said, "I'll check on Lucy.  Perhaps she needs held carrying the hot cocoa."

Shay replied, "I'll stay here and keep the seats warm."

Ashley said, "Don't worry, Lucy and I will be right back.  I promise." 

 Christmas Man was about to stab Ashley Benson and Shay Mitchel with the same machette as the two women hugged.  The two women seperated before the killing strke could be made.  Ashley Benson and Shay Mitchell are still alive.

 Ashley Benson walked towards the concession stand.

 She looked for Lucy Kate Hale...

 ...But she failed to see the Dandilion girl.

 Ashley wasn't discouraged.  She kept looking.

 Lucy Kate Hale was nowhere to be found.  So she sood near the Christmas tree...

...Christmas Man was about to stb her from behind...

 ...Ashley Benson behind her...

 ...and caused Christmas Man to vanish from sight.

 A death without consequences murder attack against Ashley Benson failed to happen.

 And so Shay Mitchell stood up from her chair.

 It took too long for Lucy Kate Hale and Ashley Benson to return.

 Shay Mitchell knew in her bones that Lucy Kate Hale and Ashley Benson were still alive....

 ...But not knowing their locaton unnerved her.

 She didn't realize that there were no negative consequences to ending her life...

...After all, the only way to stop evil is to murder it.  The Dandilion Girls are evil.  Therefore, the only way to stop the Dandilion Girls is to kill them all one by one.

 Shay Mitchell walked towards the Christmas tree.  She didn't find Lucy Kate Hale nor did she find Ashley Benson.

 She found the chance to be stabbed from behind by a very sharp machette held by the Christmas Man.  Shay Mitchell was dying.
Shay said, "Why did you murder me?  You never gave me the chance to attack you first."

Christmas Man said, "I want to keep it that way." 

Shay Mitchell said, "You have defeated me."  And with that, Shay Mitchell lay down on the floor dead.  Shay Mitchell is no longer alive.  Shay Mitchell is legally dead forever.  Christmas Man went looking for Lucy Kate Hale and Ashley Benson without sucess.  Both Dandilion Girls escaped the chance to die, but another chance to murder them will arrive for another time.  For Lucy Kate Hale and Ashley Benson failed to realize that both of them are doomed to die in a senseless murder attack.

******

Natasha Bedingfield came to the Мертвый город девушка Indoor Ice Skating Rink with a few of her friends.    Natasha Bedingfield, Danielle Panabaker and Shenae Grimes came into the building as a group and it took only a few minutes before more women joined the group.  But originally, it was just only Natasha Bedingfield, Danielle Panabaker and Shenae Grimes.

Mischa Barton joined the group, but she had to seperate to grab something from the consession stand.  She later returned with a glass of soda pop without injury or problems of any sort.

Mischa Barton stepped outside of the ice skating rink on her way to the Dandilion Girl dominated table to look at the parking lot.  She thought she saw something suspicious, but perhaps she was just seeing things.  Mischa Barton frowned as she examined the parking lot.  She didn't see anything and chose to return to the ice skating rink.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mischa Barton encountered Elizabeth Olsen in the alley. 

Mischa asked, "What are you doing?"

Elizabeth said, "I'm setting a death trap to murder Thug #4 to avenge the death of my older sisters Mary Kate and Ashley.  This death trap can't be escaped from.  I'll bet my life on it."

Mischa said, "Well good luck with that."

Mischa returned to the ice skating rink to rejoin the other ladies.  The sight of Mischa Barton with consession stand snacks made Danielle Panabaker hungery.  But the denile of food only made Danielle Panabaker want to grab something from the concession stand too.  So she too separated fromt he group for soda pop and a pretzel.  She returned to the group without injury or problems of any sort.

But that still wasn't good enough.  Now it was Shenae Grimes who wanted something from the concession stand.  So now it was Shnae Grimes who left to get lemonaid and a fruit salad at the consession stand.  And she held up everybody in line for thirty minutes as she nitpicked fifteen different fruit salads until she found a fruit salad that she was able to enjoy.  Hey, Shenae is an important woman and only the most important fruit salad would be sufficient.  And she returned to the group without injury or problems.

 But it still wasn't good enough.  Now Natasha Bedingfield's turn to get something from the consession stand. 

And Natasha Bedingfield encountered Sia Furler while waiting in line.  And the two women talked while waiting in line.  They chose to share a double length chef salad and two glasses of wine.  However, the two women held up a huge line of people as they nitpicked and forced the toss out of twenty large chef salads that were perfectly good simply due to nitpicking.  And satisfied at long last and getting the consession stand employee fired for no reason, Sia Furler and Natasha Bedingfield walked back towards the rest of the group.

******

Elizabeth Olsen reentered the ice skating rink and located Thug #4.

 

 

 

 

 

Elizabeth said with her flirtiest smile, "I don't want to fight you to the death anymore.  I want to be more than friends with you.  We can be lovers too.  Let's go the the alley behind this ice skating rink and have sexual intercourse together."

Thug #4 said, "Gee, I don't know.  You and I are supposed to be fighting each other to the death.  I'm supposed to murder you."

Elizabeth lovingly kissed Thug #4 said, "Does this look like the behavior of somebody who should be your mortal enemy?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Elizabeth Olsen and Thug #4 was lovingly holding hands as they exited the ice skating rink and entered the alley behind the ice skating rink.

Elizabeth said, "You go ahead.  I need to adjust my makeup."

Thug #4 walked down the alley without a scratch.  Elizabeth was baffled.  She walked down the same path that Thug #4 walked.  A hatchet swung from nowhere and slammed right into her stomach.  Elizabeth winced in pain as she was murdered by accident by her own death trap that failed to murder Thug #4.  Elizabeth Olsen was dying.

Elizabeth Olsen said, "You have defeated me."

Elizabeth Olsen lay down on the ground dead. Captain Kite (He's Considered to be Higher Than A...)  raced into the alley to undo the damage that Elizabeth Olsen has caused Thug #4.  Thankfully, Thug #4 didn't need medical treatment to reverse the poison that Elizabeth Olsen introduced into Thug #4 before she was murdered by accident by her own death trap device.

Thug #4 said, "That was close.  I nearly died.  Why is the pretty girl sleeping."

Captain Kite (He's Considered to be Higher Than A...) said, "That horrible woman is dead.  You killed her.  You murdered both of her sisters too.  Soon all the Dandilion Girls will be dead. 

******

Kay Panabaker ran into her older sister Danielle Panabaker.  The two women embraced as they stood nearby the ice skating rink.

 

 

Kay Panabaker said, "So what happens now?"

Danielle Panabaker said, "I guess it's up to Jennifer Aniston to decide.  I guess we sit tight until the main event happens."

Kay Panabaker said, "I only hope the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse doesn't wipe us Dandilion Girls out one by one while we wait for Jennifer Aniston to eventually get something start."

Danielle Panabaker said, "I'm sure something will happen sooner or later."

Kay Panabaker thougth she saw something.  She followed Ice Skating Lad towards the ice skating rink.  She wasn't sure if Danielle Panabaker was following her.

 

Kay Panabaker took off her shoes and laced her ice skates over her feet instead.  Kay Panabaker followed him as he started to ice skate across the ice skating rink.  Kay ice skated towards him until she felt a knife enter her stomach and through most of her vital organs.  She slipped and fell onto the ice.  Kay Panabaker's dead body slid across the ice leaving a trail of blood as her dead body continued to slide across the ice until banging against the wall on the other side of the ice skating rink.  Kay Panabaker is legally dead.

Danielle Panabaker was understandably upset.  So she took off her shoes and laced up her ice skates over her feet.  She raced towards the ice skating rink.

 

 

Danielle Panabaker skating towards him.  Danielle Panabaker attacked Ice Skating Lad from behind and she grabbed him roughly.  Ice Skating Lad skated backwards until both he and she slammed into a wall backwards.  Ice Skating Lad can feel Danielle Panabaker's voluptuous breasts pressed against his spine as she continued to grab him roughly from behind.  And while she grabbed him from behind, Ice Skating Lad stabbed Danielle Panabaker's left side.  Danielle Panabaker released a groan as she released her grip and slid down the wall onto the ice itself.  Danielle Panabaker died in a puddle of blood across the ice itself.  Danielle Panabaker is legally dead and defeated.  Mischa Barton left the Dandilion Girls table.  Mischa walked towards the ice skating rink.

  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mischa Barton flung off her shoes and laced her ice skates onto her feet.  She sailed across the ice with five Dandilion Girls in tow.  Ice Skating Guy did a spin before leaping through the air and directly into two Dandilion Girls.  The blade portion of his ice skates slammed into the two Dandilion girl's stomachs and they lay down dead.  He grabbed Dandilion Girl #3 and spun her directly into the path of Dandilion Girl #4 and Dandilion Girl #5.  He lept over the three women and landed on top of them with the blade portion of his ice skates ripping into their flesh.  With all five Dandilion Girls dead, it was time for Mischa Barton to die.

Mischa said, "What did those poor women did to offend you like that."

Ice Skating Guy replied, "Allow me to demonstrate why it was necessary for them to die."

Ice Skating Guy spun around as Mischa Barton ice skating towards him.  He collided into Mischa while spinning and stabbed her between her breasts.  He carried her dying body above him before tossing her across the rink before she landed on the ice and slid across it leaving a trail of blood all the way to the wall.  Mischa Barton's dead body slammed into the wall with a loud thud.  Mischa Barton is dead and all five of the Dandilion Girls who followed her are dead too.

Time for Jessica Chastain, Natasha Bedingfield and Sia Furler to challenge him to an ice skating duel to the death.  All three women walked from the Dandlion Girl table and towards the ice skating rink.  Ten Dandilion Girls followed.  That left only Shenae Grimes to kill in order to reclaim the Dandilion Girls table---If he can manage to kill Jessica Chastain, Natasha Bedingfield, Sia Furler and ten nameless Danilion Girls in the next five minutes with no survivors allowed.

 

Jessica Chastain was about to put on her ice skates when Thug #4 approached Jessica. 
Thug #4 said, "Will you help wake up my friend Elizabeth Olsen?  She fell asleep and she won't wake up."
Jessica Chastain said, "I'm busy.  Go away and find some other girl to murder."
Thug #4 said, "I insist."
Thug #4 grabbed Jessica Chastain's hand and pulled her out of the ice skating rink. 

Jessica saw Elizabeth Olsen's dead body lying in the alley.
Jessica cried out, "Oh my Goddess, what have you done?"
Jessica ran towards Elizabeth's dead body only to accidently activate the death trap that Elizabeth ironically set up and was killed when hatchet #2 was swung mechanically into her stomach. Jessica Chastain winced in pain and agony before she lay down dead on top of Elizabeth Olsen's dead body breasts on spine and vagina on rear end.  Jessica Chastain is legally dead forever.

******

Jessica Chastain can't participate in the ice skating battle against Ice Skating Lad because she's dead.  Natasha Bedingfield, Sia Furler and ten nameless Danilion Girls quickly tossed off their shoes and laced up their ice skates.  Natasha Bedingfield was the first Dandilion girl to reach the ice.
 

Natasha Bedingfield and three Dandilion Girls ice skating towards Ice Skating Lad while two Dandilion Girls ice skating behind Ice Skating Lad.  He did a half loop followed by a split jump.  He grabbed one of the Dandilion Girls standing next to Natasha Bedingfield and used her as a human shield when one of the Dandilion Girls behind him pulled out a knife.  Dandilion Girl #2 accidently stabbed human shield Dandion Girl #1 to death.  He sliced open Dandilion Girl #2's throat with his knife.  Both Dandilion Girls slip and fell dead on the ice.  He did double Russian Split followed by a ballet jump before doing a camel spin.  He stabbed Dandilion Girl #3 to death before doing a second camel spin.  Dandilion Girl #4 tripped over the dead body of Dandilion Girl #3 and she slid across the ice.  He slammed the blade portion of his ice skate into her body and smeared her blood across the ice.  He stabbed Dandilion Girl #5 three times before doing a tripple camel spin, a flying camel before doing a sit spin followed by a basic spin. 

Natasha Bedingfield said, "Stop showing off and fight me already."

Ice Skating Lad ice skated towards Natasha and stabbed her in the stomach five times.  Natasha slipped and fell backwards before she died.  Her body slid across the ice leaving a trail of blood behind her before crashing into the western wall.  Natasha Bedingfield is legally dead.  Ice Skating Lad did another spin before facing Sia Furler and five more Dandilion girls. 

 

Sia Furler got her ice skates on and entered the ice with five Dandilion Girls racing ahead of her.  Dandilion Girl #1 skated towards the right of Ice Skating Lad and he stabbed her to death, causing her to fall dead.  Dandilion Girl #2 skated to the left of Ice Skating Lad and he stabbed her to death, causing her to fall dead.  Dandilion Girl #3 skated to the right of Ice Skating Lad and he stabbed her to death, causing her to fall dead.  Dandilion Girl #4 skated to the left of Ice Skating Lad and he stabbed her to death, causing her to fall dead.  Dandilion Girl #5 skated to the right of Ice Skating Lad and he stabbed her to death, causing her to fall dead. 

He faced Sia and said, "It's you're turn to attack me."

Sia said, "You're going to pay for all those girls you heartlessly killed."

He replied, "I seriously doubt it, but I appreciate your foolish attempts at optimism."

Sia Furler ice skating towards him.  She pulled out a carefully hidden knife in her right hand.  He grabbed Sia's right hand, moved her right hand towards her voluptuous breasts and pushed the knife between her breasts. 

Sia said, "You have defeated me.  Time for me to die.  You're better at killing after all."

He did a triple spin as Sia Furler slipped and fell on the ice dead.  Sia Furler is legally dead. 

Only Shenae Grimes is left alive at the Dandilion Girls table.  Time for Shenae Grimes to die.

******

Captain Kite (He's Considered to be Higher Than A...) and Thug #4 spotted AnnaLynne McCord approaching the spot where Elizabeth Olsen and Jessica Chastain died on top of each other.  However, it's impossible to ironically use the Dandilion Girl deathtrap device against her by accident because it only had room for two hatchets before breaking down forever.  Thug #4 ran out of ways to kill girls by accident.  It might be up to Captain Kite (He's Considered to be Higher Than A...) to end AnnaLynne's life violently if Thug #4 isn't able to kill her by accident.  She saw the dead bodies of Elizabeth Olsen and Jessica Chastain.  She must die before she can tell the surviving Dandilion Girls inside the ice skating rink that two more girls are dead.

Captain Kite (He's Considered to be Higher Than A...) faced Thug #4 and said, "If you can find a way to kill AnnaLynne McCord by accident, don't hesitate to do so.  I'll find a way to kill her off if you are stuck by that woman."

Thug #4 said, "I'll try my best."

AnnaLynne faced Captain Kite (He's Considered to be Higher Than A...) and Thug #4 standing in front of two dead Dandilion Girls.

AnnaLynne said, "What are you two guys doing here?"

Captain Kite (He's Considered to be Higher Than A...) said, "My friend and I are going for a walk."

AnnaLynne said, "Oh sure you are.  And I'm busy taking two hostages."

Captain Kite (He's Considered to be Higher Than A...) felt Anna Lynne's voluptuous breasts press against his spine as she tied his arms together.  She smiled as she faced Thug #4.  It's now up to him to kill her off by accident and he ran out of ways to murder girls by accident.  AnnaLynne smiled when she realized that she might be able to take two Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse members hostage without getting herself murdered in the process.

Thug #4 tried to undo the ropes that have bound Captain Kite (He's Considered to be Higher Than A...).  And when Thug #4's efforts failed, he grabbed Captain Kite (He's Considered to be Higher Than A...) across the parking lot to a Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse owned Winnebago.  Thug #4 exited the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse owned Winnebago. 

AnnaLynne directed seven Dandlion Girls towards her direction. 

AnnaLynne said, "Laura, I want you to unlock that door."

Laura walked towards the Winnebago and she was electricuted to death by a force field. 

Thug #4 bent over to tie his shoe and caused Dandilion Girl #2 to trip over him and into the force field.  Dandilion Girl was electricuted to death.

AnnaLynne saw Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse owned Winnebago #2.  She faced the five remaining Dandilion Girls and said, "Right over here.  I have an idea."

Thug #4 became concerned that AnnaLynne McCord may not end up getting murdered after all. 

AnnaLynne McCord and the five remaining Dandilion Girls approached Winnebago #2.  AnnaLynne and two Dandilion Girls tried to pick the lock. Thug #4 tried to squeeze between AnnaLynne and Dandilion Girl #3. Dandilion Girl fell over the mini-staircase railing leading towards Winnebago #2 and she fell backwards onto the parking lot. Thug #4 accidently fell off the staircase leading towards Winnebago and stepped on Dandilion Girl #3's throat until she died.

AnnaLynne said, "Watch where's you're going you clutz. You killed three innocent women."

Thug #4 said, "I'm sorry, but I'm trying to unlock the door too."

Thug #4 unlocked the door and slapped the door directly into Dandilion Girl #4 so hard that he accidently crushed her to death. Dandilion Girl fell to the ground dead. AnnaLynne McCord and the three remaining Dandilion Girls entered Winnibago.

AnnaLynne McCord tried to punch commands into the computer system as Dandilion Girl #5 grabbed Thug #4 and held both of his arms.  Thug #4 felt Dandilion Girl's voluptuous breasts press against his spine as AnnaLynne McCord nearly got the forcefield removed from Winnebago #2.  Thug #4 accidently triggered a hidden button that caused a secret bed to appear from thin air and crushed Dandilion Girl #5 against the left wall just as Thug #4 wiggled from the soon to be killed girl's grasp barely in the nick of time.  Dandilion Girl #6 held back Thug #4 as AnnaLynne McCord nearly got the computer command completed.  Thug #4 tripped and accidently pushed Dandilion Girl #6 into the dry ice freezer and accidently locked the door to the dry ice freezer.  Thug #4 grabbed the comptuer keyboard from AnnaLynne McCord and rewrote the comptuer program.

Thug #4 said, "Thanks to you, now there's a tiny window of entry near one of the windows that won't cause a girl to be electricuted upon entry.  However, only one girl can make the journey alive and the other girl must die."

AnnaLynne said, "That's a risk my girlfriend and I are willing to take.  Thanks for the help."

AnnaLynne McCord escaped from Winnebego #2 without getting killed in the process.

AnnaLynne McCord and Dandilion Girl #7 tried to enter through a tiny hole in the force field near one of the windows in Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse owned Winnebago #1.  Dandilion Girl #7's left breast touched a force field wall and she died from electricution before falling dead. 

AnnaLynen McCord was halfway in and halfway out of Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse owned Winnebago #1.  Thug #4 simply used the door.  He accidently pushed a button in the computer and accidently closed the hole in the force field with AnnaLynne McCord halfway in the Winnebego #1 and halfway outside it.  AnnaLynne McCord was electricuted to death and she died.  AnnaLynne McCord is legally dead as her dead body was bent halfway in and halfway out one of the Winnebego #1's window.  Thug #4 finally untied Captain Kite (He's Considered to be Higher Than A...).

*******

Alexis Bledel, Maggie Grace and Emilie De Ravin were laughting and snickering at Ice Skating Lad and he knew it.  And he felt like punishing all three Dandilion Girls.  Yet, the only way to punish all three Dandilion Girls is to murder them one by one.  And murder them he shall do.  The question isn't if the three Dandilion Girls will die for laughting and snickering at him, but which of the three Dandilion Girls will die first, which of the three Dandilion Girls will die second and which of the three Dandilion Girls will die third.

 Maggie Grace had to do something important somewhere else in the Ice Skating Rink and now it was just Alexis Bledel and Emilie De Ravin looking at Ice Skating Lad while laughing and snickering at him---Tempting him to murder them both.

Emilie De Ravin had to do something important somewhere else in the Ice Skating Rink and now it was just Alexis Bledel and Dree Hemingway looking at Ice Skating Lad while laughing and snickering at him---Tempting him to murder them both.

 Alexis Bledel left the Ice Skating Rink and stood nearby Thug #4 who nearly murdered her by accident. 

 However, she wanted to be murdered by Ice Skating Lad and Thug #4 knew that was true because Alexis Bledel reeentered the Ice Skating Rink.

******

Shenae Grimes isn't the only Dandilion Girl lacing up her ice skates to do battle against Ice Skating Lad.  Alexis Bledel was also lacing up her ice skates.  And it looked as if Alexis Bledel was going to get there first.  Ice Skating Lad did a Lay Back Spin followed by a Altitude Spin which was completed with a Forward Swizzle.  Meanwhile, Alexis Bledel and five Dandilion Girls ice skating towards Ice Skating Lad with the intention of killing him off.  Ice Skating Lad stabbed Dandilion Girl #1 and tossed her dying body against Dandilion Girl #2.  He stepped on Dandilion Girl #2 using the blade portion of his ice skate.  And with the death of Dandilion Girl #2, Ice Skating Lad performed a Throw jump with Dandilion Girl #3, but tossed her too far and into the audience section where she broke her neck and several of her bones which killed her instantly.

 Ice Skating Lad said, "Oops, sorry about that lady."

Ice Skating Lad stabbed Dandilion Girl #4 to the left of him and he stabbed Dandilion Girl to the right of them.  And both Dandilion Girls fell to the ground dead. 

Alexis said, "I bet you want to have sexual intercourse with me.  We can skip the fight and make out with each other in one of the restrooms."

Ice Skating Lad said, "No thanks, I'd rather murder you instead." 

Alexis smiled as she ice skated towards him.  The Hispanic born girl pulled out a knife in her right hand as she moved to attack Ice Skating Lad.  Ice Skating Lad grabbed her right hand as he stabbed her between her breasts five times.  He sliced her throat open with her own knife and tossed her across the ice skating rink.  Alexis Bledel's dead body slammed into the wall directly across from him and left a trail of blood behind as her dead body slid across the ice.  Alexis Bledel is legally dead.

Maggie Grace walked towards Shenae Grimes to lace on her ice skates.  Soon it will be necessary to murder Shenae Grimes first and Maggie Grace second. 

******

Dree Hemingway left the Ice Skating Rink and stood nearby Thug #4 who nearly murdered her by accident. 

 Potato Pal approached Dree Hemingway and he asked, "Do you want to go out on a date?"
Dree Hemingway replied, "No thank you, but thanks anyway."
And she walked away without another word and without looking back.

 Dree didn't want to be murdered by either Thug #4 and Potato Pal and they knew that was true because Dree Hemingway reeentered the Ice Skating Rink.

 Not wanting to toss away a great opportunity to murder Dree Hemingway, Potato Pal asked, "Do you want to go out with me?"
Dree Hemingway replied, "I still refuse to go out on a date with you."
And Dree Hemingway walked away without another word and without looking back.

And so Potato Pal got revenge by stabbing Dree Hemingway from behind over and over again until the sexually seductive girl lay down on the ground dead.  Dree Hemingway is no longer alive.  Dree Hemingway is legally dead.  She obviously secretly wanted Potato Pal to murder her because it was easy for him to end her life senselessly.

******

Emilie De Ravin and Maggie Grace looked at Ice Skating Lad and they were laughing and snickering at him and he knew it.    And he felt like punishing both Dandilion Girls. Yet, the only way to punish both Dandilion Girls is to murder them one by one. And murder them he shall do. The question isn't if both Dandilion Girls will die for laughting and snickering at him, but which of the two Dandilion Girls will die first and which of the two Dandilion Girls will die second

Maggie Grace left the Ice Skating Rink and stood nearby Thug #4 who nearly murdered her by accident.

Maggie didn't want to be murdered by either Thug #4 and he knew that was true because Maggie Grace reeentered the Ice Skating Rink.

Maggie Grace said, "We finally meet face to face in battle."

Ice Skating Lad said, "It's the first and last mistake you'll ever make young lady."

  Maggie Grace laced up her ice skates and she ice skating towards Ice Skating Lad as he did a Russian Split followed by a half split.  He stabbed Maggie Grace between her breasts.  And when she didn't die, he stabbed her between her breasts seven more times.  He carried her dying body over his head and tossed her corpse on top of Alexis Bledel's dead body.  Maggie Grace lay dead on top of Alexis Bledel's dead body breasts on spine and vagina on rear end.  Maggie Grace is no longer alive.  Maggie Grace is legally dead.

******

Emilie De Ravin looked at Ice Skating Lad and she was laughing and snickering at him and he knew it. And he felt like punishing the Dandilion Girl. Yet, the only way to punish the Dandilion Girl is to murder her senselessly in cold blood.  And murder her he shall do. The question isn't if the Dandilion Girl will die for laughting and snickering at him, but that Emilie De Ravin will die now!  Emily De Ravin left the Ice Skating Rink and stood nearby Thug #4 who nearly murdered her by accident. 

 Emilie didn't want to be murdered by either Thug #4 and he knew that was true because Emilie  reeentered the Ice Skating Rink.

Ice Skating Lad did seven continual Walley jumps as Emilie De Ravin laced up her ice skates and ice skated towards him.

Emilie said, "Hey Asshole, over here.  Come and try to murder me."

Ice Skating Lad said, "It will be my pleasure young lady."

Emilie De Ravin pulled out a knife as she ice skating towards him.  Ice Skating Lad stabbed her between her breasts with his knife and stabbed her between her breasts with her own knife.  He held Emilie De Ravin over his head as he skating towards the dead bodies of Alexis Bledel and Maggie Grace.  He tossed Emilie De Ravin's dead body on top of Maggie Grace.  And Emilie De Ravin lay down dead on top of Maggie Grace---Breasts on spine and vagina on rear end.  Dree Hemingway, Alexis Bledel, Maggie Grace and Emilie De Ravin isn't laughing at Ice Skating Lad anymore because all four Dandilion Girls are legally dead forever.  It serves them right.   

Time to murder Shenae Grimes.

Shenae Grimes was nervous.  She wasn't sure she was going to survive going into battle against Ice Skating Lad, but she figured that she had no choice.  If she wasn't attacked now, she'll be attacked later.  So she might as well get it over with.

Shenae Grimes laced up her ice kates before skating onto the ice with ten Dandilion Girls. Ice Skating Lad did two Salchow jump followed by a sit spin before stabbing Dandilion Girl #1 in the stomach to the left of him and she died. He stabbed Dandilion Girl #2 to the right of him and she died. He stabbed Dandilion Girl #3 to the right of him and she died.  He stabbed Dandilion Girl #4 in front of him and she died.  He sabbed Dandilion Girl #5 to the right of him and she died.  Shenae Grimes directly confronted him.

Shenae Grimes said, "It was nice for a joke, but it's gone too far.  I can't believe that the joke has gone on this long and it's time somebody shut you down.  I'm just the girl to shut you down forever."

He stabbed Shenae Grimes in the stomach.  He stabbed Dandilion Girl #6 in the stomach and she died.  He stabbed Shenae Grimes in the stomach a second time.  He stabbed Dandilion Girl #7 in the stomach and she died.  He stabbed Shenae Grimes in the stomach a third time.  He stabbed Dandilion Girl #8 in the stomach and she died.  He stabbed Shenae Grimes in the stomach a fourth time.  He stabbed Dandilion Girl #9 in the stomach and she died.  He  stabbed Shenae Grimes in he stomach a fifth time and she died.  He stabbed Dandilion Girl #10 in the stomach and she died.  Shenae Grimes is no longer alive.  Shenae Grimes is legally dead forever.

******

Ashley Benson and Lucy Kate Hale are best friends.  They were born in the same hospitals.  They both attended the same schools together.  They joined the same sports teams.  They both joined the same after-school social clubs together.  They both joined the Dandilion Girls together.  However, one of them will die first and the other will die second.

Ashley Benson said, "I'm escaping justice to live and fight another day before these psychos murder me to.  Let's escape justice together."

Lucy Kate replied, "I'm going to stay behind and see if I could murder the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Possee 100% singlehanded starting with Ice Skating Lad."

Ashley replied, "Good luck with that, but I'd wish you would reconsider."

And with that, Ashley exited the ice skating rink as fast as she could manage to escape getting killed.  But Ashley Benson failed to get the point that Selma Blair and Jennifer Aniston can't die until she dies.  And she's about to die in a murder attack any second now.

Ashley Benson saw the dead bodies of Elizabeth Olsen and Jessica Chastain lying dead on top of each other breasts on spine and vagina on rear end in the alley.

Jessica cried out, "What the Fuck is going on here.  Somebody is in really huge trouble and it's not me.  I'm going to have one hell of a revenge party going on here."

Ashley Benson ran towards the dead bodies of Elizabeth Olsen and Jessica Chastain.  Thug #4 leaned against the left brick wall of the alley and accidently triggered the reset button and accidently activated the death trap that Elizabeth ironically set up.  Ashley Benson was killed when hatchet #3 was swung mechanically into her stomach. Ashley Benson winced in pain and agony before she lay down dead on top of Jessica Chastain's dead body breasts on spine and vagina on rear end. Ashley Benson is legally dead forever.  Time for Lucy Kate Hale to die.

******

Lucy Kate Hale relaxed on a couch facing the ice skating rink drinking a twenty ounce plastic bottle of Coca Cola.  She thought that if she waited a few minutes without attacking, that she'll get to live a few minutes longer.  However, Lucy Kate Hale failed to get the point that Selma Blair and Jennifer Aniston can't die until she dies. And she's about to die in a murder attack any second now.

Lucy Kate Hale looked at Ice Skating Lad intently for a few seconds as she drank her plastic bottle of Coca Cola.  She considered challenging Ice Skating Lad to a battle to the death, but after watching him perform spins and leaps, she chose to leave the ice skating rink instead.  And so she walked outside the ice skating rink and walked towards an empty deserted ally nearby.  To be more exact, it was an empty deserted ally where dead bodies will be harder to locate.

Lucy Kate Hale walked closer and closer to the death trap that Elizabeth Olsen ironically set up, but Thug #4 has taken over the operation for.  Lucy Kate Hale started to feel tired as she finished up her plastic bottle of  Coca Cola.  She saw white chalk resedue in her plastic bottle of Coca Cola as she started to feel more and more tired.  Ice Skating Lad has succeeded in killing another sexually seductive girl once and for all in a permanent sort of way.

Lucy said, "Goddamn jackass slipped fast acting poison into my Coke.  The Goddamn jackass has defeated me.  Time for me to die."

Lucy Kate Hale fell to the ground and died from the fast acting poison.  Lucy Kate Hale is no longer alive.  Lucy Kate Hale is legally dead.  Lucy Kate Hale finally got the point that Selma Blair and Jennifer Aniston can't die until she dies. And she died in a murder attack a few seconds ago.  Time for Selma Blair and Jennifer Aniston to be murdered too.

 ******

Jennifer Aniston looked at Selma Blair and asked, "Do you think you could manage to murder Ice Skating Lad for me?"

Selma Blair replied, "Oh yes, I know that I could kill that jerk once and for all."

 Ice Skating Lad said, "Please don't force me murder you."
Selma Blair said, "You should've thought of that before Ashley Benson and Lucy Kate Hale died."

 And Ice Skating Lad did an upright spin before switching to a Biellmann spin.  Selma Blair and nine Dandilion Girls ice skating towards Ice Skating Lad. 

 Ice Skating Lad stabbed Dandilion Girl #1 in the stomach and she died.  Ice Skating Lad stabbed Selma in the stomach.  Ice Skating Lad stabbed Dandilion Girl #2 in the stomach and she died.

 Ice Skating Lad stabbed Dandilion Girl #3 in the stomach and she died.  Ice Skating Lad stabbed Selma Blair in the stomach.  Ice Skating Lad stabbed Dandilion Girl #4 in the stomach and she died. 

Ice Skating Lad stabbed Dandilion Girl #5 in the stomach and she died.  Ice Skating Lad stabbed Selma Blair in the stomach.  Ice Skating Lad stabbed Dandilion Girl #6 in the stomach and she died.

 Ice Skating Lad stabbed Dandilion Girl #7, Dandilion Girl #8 and Dandilion Girl #9 with the same knife blade stroke and all three women died.  Ice Skating Lad did an axel jump before doing a death drop spin straight into Selma Blair.

 It took one more knife blade plunge for Selma Blair to die.

 Selma Blair slipped and fell dead on the ice.  Ice Skating Lad jumped over Selma Blair's dead body and towards Jennifer Aniston. 
Ice Skating Lad said, "It's your turn to attack and try to murder me.  It's my turn to kill you in self defence.  You can't hide behind Selma Blair anymore because she's dead.

 Jennifer Aniston said, "You got yourself a challenge buddy."

 And Jennifer Aniston ice skated towards Ice Skating Lad.

 And she quickly got Ice Skating Lad in a strangle hold.

 And Ice Skating Lad tried to squirm free, but Jennifer Aniston's grip was solid and impossible to escape from.  And she looked down on Ice Skating Lad with a smile on her face.

 Jennifer Aniston said, "You're not so tough anymore.  You're easier to kill than I thought."

 And Jennifer Aniston knew that this was the time to escape justice.  All Dandilion Girls under her command are legally dead forever.  All of her plans are ruined.  The only thing left was to kill her.  And she knew that, but she pushed her luck anyway.  And the only way out was to kill her.  And she knew that too because she still had him in a strangulation grip.

 And he knew it was wrong to kill Jennifer Aniston in self defence.

 But he didn't want to die either.

 But he didn't see an opening to murder Jennifer Aniston because she didn't allow any.

 But she was bound to slip up and when she did, then it would be time to kill her.

 Jennifer Aniston said, "First I'll kill you and then I'll kill all of your friends.  The Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse is doomed.  And you can't kill me because I'm too beautiful to kill."

 Jennifer Aniston continued, "You have no idea how angry I am right now.  You killed too many Dandilion Girls and now there must be retribution."

 And she continued her stragulation grip.  Ice Skating Lad was only seconds from dying.

 Ice Skating Lad pulled out a knife and he dropped it. 

 Ice Skating Lad picked up his knife and he stabbed Jennifer Aniston between her breasts.

 Ice Skating Lad stabbed Jennifer Aniston between her breasts a second time.

 And Jennifer Aniston tried to run for her life, but he stabbed her again five more times.

 Jennifer Aniston died on the ice lying down face down in a failed attempt to escape from the ice skating rink.  Ice Skating Lad stabbed her in the back when he saw her left hand move.  And that was the second that Jennifer Aniston died after all the Dandilion Girls under her command died.  One less Dandilion Girl squad to worry about.