1. Murder Berenice Marlohe in a manner that's so permanent and irreversible, that she can't return back to life ever again---Not even if she wants to. That's necessary because Berenice Marlohe plays a fictional terrorist and is a computer hacker obsessed with (What else) taking over the world.
2. Make love with and get married to an African-American woman (Until the next film where James Bond finds a brand new girlfriend to shack up with). That's necessary because everybody (Including James Bond) knows that an African-American woman is vastly sexier than Berenice Marlohe. Duh. Even an idiot knows that.
And as I'm lost in thought while driving an Aston Martin while drinking a vodka Martini that's shaken, not stirred, here are some photos of Bérénice Marlohe.
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