DRIVING A CAR WHILE BLINDFOLDED

Gentle Reader, it's not a good idea to drive a car while blindfolded.  Save the blindfold for later, but never for driving.  It's better to use both eyes when driving.  There are too many cars driving on the road.  There are too many people walking and riding bikes across the road.  The sidewalk is too close to the road.  The person driving a car while blindfolded will only start driving on the sidewalk and what a mess that would produce.  Never forget and always remember that blindfolds are never used for driving.  And if the Gentle Reader insists on being in a car while blindfolded, always leave the driving to somebody else.  Of course, it's better that everybody in the car isn't blindfolded (For the sake of legalities). 
And as I'm lost in thought while texting and driving with a blindfold on, here are some photos of Carrie Underwood.