THE STAIRCASE

Admit it, you find Avril Lavigne sexually attractive.  And you're so much in love with Avril Lavigne (Or rather, you're in love with the idea of being in love with Avril Lavigne) that actually never having met her isn't a problem.  So you sneak past security to the release of her cover story article in Nylon Magazine Party so that you can relive all the sexual moments you had with Avril Lavigne in your fantasies, but never enjoyed for real in the actual world.  However, actually meeting Avril Lavigne proved to be difficult as she kept dodging you at every possible of nearly meeting her face to face.  Avril Lavigne is either truly in love with you and playing hard to get or she isn't in love with you and trying to avoid you with horrified petrified fear.

You might think that you'll be walking up a flight of stairs today, but Avril Lavigne disagrees with you.  Avril Lavigne believes that you won't be walking up the staircase today.  Avril Lavigne believes that you'll be doing something else instead of walking up that flight of stairs.  Oh well, just turn around and go somewhere else instead.  Gosh darn the luck.  You hope that you won't have to beat her up in order the climb the stairs, but with luck, violence won't be necessary.  Perhaps if you ask her to move nicely, violence won't be necessary.  You've been wanting to beat her up for being so rude about avoiding a conversation with you, but you're too much of a gentleman to beat her up---Until now.  Now you may have no choice in the matter, but you'll see what happens as the conversation begins for the first (And possibly the last time) ever. 

You'll see what happens when you clear your throat to speak to Avril Lavigne for the first time ever. And the conversation is... 

This story will be continued tomorrow...