The Man Who Smells Like Burnt Broccoli: I briefly smelled myself. And every time I smelled myself, folks would look at me weird as if I killed somebody. And then I would feel humiliated. What should I do about it?
Me: Perhaps it would help if you took a bath.
The Man Who Smells Like Burnt Broccoli: I can't do that. I would have to change my name.
And as I'm lost in thought in the Summertime, here are some photos of Maryna Linchuck.