Aged Hippie: I joined the Hells Angels Biker Gang when I was younger.
Me: Sounds like it was fun.
Aged Hippie: The Hells Angels Biker Gang and I traveled to Woodstock to party like there's no tomorrow. There I ditched the Hells Angels Biker Gang to join a hippie commune.
Me: How long were you in the Hippie Commune?
Aged Hippie: I don't know. I did so much drugs that one moment I was in a Hippie Commune and the next moment I was hitchhiking across China.
Me: When was this?
Aged Hippie: It happened sometime in the 1960's. Then I rejoined the Hells Angels when I returned to the United States to find out all the Hippies in the Hippie Commune turned into Wall Street Investors and the Hippie Commune became a McDonalds Restaurant. Now I might go backpacking across China again.
Me: Good luck with your future adventures.
Aged Hippie: What were we talking about again?
Me: You were talkin going backpacking across China.
Aged Hippie: That sounds fun. I should try it sometime.
And as I'm lost in thought in the scorching hot Summertime, here are some photos of Blake Lively.