ANGELINA JOLIE IS THE MAIN VILLAIN OF THE FAIRY TALE FILM MALEFICENT

Gentle Reader, are you in the mood for another fairy tale film?  So now we have two Snow White films entitled Mirror Mirror also Snow White and the Huntsman (Not including a third direct to video version) and a Snow White television series entitled Once Upon a Time.  Little Red Riding Hood already has a live action film.  Ditto for Alice in Wonderland.  A new version of the Wizard of Oz is in the works.  So it's only logical that there will be a new Sleeping Beauty film entitled Maleficent.  Angelina Jolie is the main villain who's obsessed with putting Sleeping Beauty into a coma (Thus the title Sleeping Beauty).  Maleficent has the super-powered ability to turn into a fire breathing dragon in the cartoon version, but I don't know if the live action film will take the same path.  This movie won't be released until 2014, so you got time to wait until the big release date.  Until then here are some photos of Angelina Jolie as a genocidal maniac dictator of an oppressive hermit-like dictatorship that's opposed to capitalism reforms with nutty unnatural ideas about religion.  Thankfully, the genuine Angelina Jolie is nothing like the fictional character Maleficent.  For starters, the genuine Angelina Jolie has better hair, better clothing and much better hats to wear on her head.  Plus, the Maleficent turns into a weird bug eyed monster when she's not allowed to take a special drug that allows her to keep the unnatural homo-sapian form that she's not accustomed to.  The genuine Angelina Jolie is nothing like that.  She's 100% pure human being just like you and I.

What happens if Angelina Jolie needs to use the bathroom?  How long will it take to get the poor woman detached from the ceiling?  Important note to Angelina Jolie:  Don't drink any fluids before filming this scene.  Trust me, you'll regret it if you swallowed forty six pack of beer the night before (And I'm not just talking about the hangover).  What?  You actually thought those actors truly had the super-powered ability to fly in mid-air?